JD

Who sucks? Dont get beat up, its clear your the one claiming gay
Call me Denzel cuz this is your "TRAINING DAY"
Its sad to say, id battle someone of your damn caliber
Speakin of, I got a glock that is 40 caliber,
It gets ****ed up and pops off like it mad at ya...

M-A?, What that mean to me?
Miles away and would have all ya chics fiendin' me
They seein' me, pull up on rims, size up to their waste
No time to waste, hop in and they get a taste..

Ya think you can rhyme, trick I wish you would
Only thing fake "in my hood" is if you pulled up in it, "Thinkin your hood"
Its all good, your just misunderstood
Your 2 lines about jarsh being a bad teacher was your closest to comin good

Nice bike lines but quit with the yappin...
If you were to show a stunt, you'd be the only one clappin'
I'ma magnet, when it comes to swoopin' a girl
Your online pimpin cool to get a chic in your world..

R-U-I is really crazy?
You must be Rapping Under the Influence to think anyone shakin'
Best in the nation, thats right JD IS badder
Masterbation is the only thing you and your crew can MASTER


Im sick with it, I rhyme and leave people speechless...
Wut Wut beeches? I murdered and buried you there now rest in peace b1tch...

Gixxer_R.i.F.

Sorry for the double post my comp refreshed on its own

skillz954

I'm not convinced

JD

Mass aint ****?, yes that was my statement
Ya sposed to be hard with one of the smallest states man?
I aint hatin, im jus sayin...
Let me speak about education,
When I finish schooling you in rhyme class you pay me tuition, Im not playin...
Such and such is gay, thats all you keep sayin...
You must question your self at night when ya a$s layed up...
Dont get ya spot sprayed up..
MA got ONE area code for the whole state, so quit actin player....
Yes its amazin, the glock stay on point blazin
Already knew without the gun that I been keepin it gangsta...
Carpet burns on my knees is from cuttin your girl, tell her i said thank ya!



-JD

skillz954

actually you are incorrect we have 9:

http://www.allareacodes.com/massachu...area_codes.htm

crtchrktrcr

a hahaha that was good ****! i been workin on my bike so i missed a few pages.. got a meeting but i'll be back! better get scurred!

Sinista

gayest thread ever ...for real...had to figure mike was in here ...cuz he does love the co(k

skillz954

Mike is this your boyfriend, and how does he know so much about your love of the ****??

crtchrktrcr

oh the sinista strolls in and thinks he can talk
we all know you're fake we can tell by that weak *** pimp walk
you're in NY and think u're gangsta
till you got caught with your friend wangsta
now wangsta got banned and so should you
go get off romans d|ck you ghetto jew

your scrapes are weak, your rhymes are worse
can't wait to see your body layin in a hurse
off that hurse goes to a cemetery
don't hate life just cuz you'll never be like "gary"

you say i love **** and that's not true
from what i heard you love the man goo
and no Skillz that's not my man
only lovin that *** gets is from his sons hand

i know i'm rusty and outta the game
been sick for a week minds just not the same
that's not an excuse for my lines bein weak
i'm just white and runnin outta lines to repeat

so maybe i'll start over and reitterate my rhymes
JD aren't you late for family fvck time?
you live oklahoma, in a trailer at that
you had to open your mouth now you're upto bat

i heard better lines from a cracked out porcupine
quills and thrills can't compare to me
i'm the man you wish you could be
hey you have a glock so do i
difference between us is i won't make love to a guy

oh oh and here's gixxer rif
the baby blue gixxer guy
the R stands for Random but what about the i?
i stands for incest now ain't that a suprise
F but what about F, how could i forget F
Fvckin ****** Family Fvcker only one there could be no other

god damn my lines are weak they need some depth
they need distinction and stress
I can't focus can't get my lines
maybe i'll take jay's tip n get some wine
in the meantime i guess i'll do my job
now be a good boy gixxer n bob on JD's ****

JesseJacobs

I've been readin this thread,
It's outrageous and wild,
But you have to remember,
Everyone's got their own style.

I've heard some bad things,
About the hand brake,
I don't have one yet,
But for sure I can't wait.

I'd like to know,
What's up with all the drama,
I thought you were supposed,
To save that **** for yo mama.

This "Gay" Shlt is crazy,
It's makin me insane,
I don't see where it has,
Anything to do with the game.

This web sites called "Stuntlife"
It's not called the "Gaylife"
Let's get off the subject,
And talk about pipes,
Sprockets, Wheelies, and Stoppies,
Cause that's what i'm here for,
Not to talk about mommies.

I know I'm a newbie,
And don't get me wrong,
This web sites the shlt,
And your all the bomb.

I'm not talkin shlt,
I just don't like the drama,
So please like I said,
Save that **** for yo mama.

I just thought,
I would say a little something,
Now let me get back,
To the roads I was coasting.

Boyashaka!!!!!!!!


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crtchrktrcr

ahhaha hell yeah

crtchrktrcr

now you're from neveda
the state filled with mormons
now shouldn't you be conforming?
you rap was filled with stop no's and aint's
shouldn't you be paying laterday saints?

you and gixxer Rif with the baby blue
isn't that so cute of you two
was this a planned action
or just somethin that happened
you two make such a cute pair
both of you would have to team up on me to make this game fair
2 on 1 is what'd it take
oh and jesse you forgot to mention **********
you summed it all up in a few lines
but now it's back to loan processing time

TheRomanSF415x

damn crutch what are you a stunt forum battle poet LMAO

crtchrktrcr

oh romans opens his mouth
sit back n relax in your couch
how's your benz from 1985?
too bad you gotta sell used cars to survive
you rip people off and take all their money
but none of it goes to you now ain't that funny

you know i'm kiddin it's all in good fun
it's like makin a fat joke about big pun
a fat chick in a mini skirt you can't help but look
almost like a car accident you have to stare
but i'm all done i'll take it easy on you rook
you need to appreciate that, it's rare

Sinista

dud ei dont think thats the roman you are thinking of

JesseJacobs

Yes I'm from Nevada,
And it fvcking rules,
Utah's for the Mormons,
You should go back to Middle School.

All there is here,
Are Hookers and Slots,
And ofcourse there's me,
Rippin up the blocks.

You should change your Avatar,
Or atleast change your bike,
I can see it's a Honda,
I heard there for Dykes.

I tried to be cool,
I tried to be nice,
But you had to talk ****,
On the Babyblue bike.

I painted it that color,
To do exactly what it did,
It caught your lazy eye,
And now you'll always remember it.

So when you think of me,
Just remember this,
My bikes the color of the sky,
Yours is the color of ****.


Boyashaka!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesse Jacobs
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crtchrktrcr

no, theromans dipshit.. i know who i'm talkin about

crtchrktrcr

my bike was yellow and now it's red
keep fvckin with hookers u'll end up dead
your bike is baby blue covered by glue
better get some elmers before the cracks in the frame get to you

suzukis are fast
but honda's will last
you're a glamma stunna worried about your look
i can see that by your pretty coverboy book

ok i'm about tapped
guess it's true white boys can't rap

Sinista

CrTcHRkTRcR: you revolve around ***** and man cake don't u
thesinista1: hahaha i dont know seems like you were rhiming about cack for a while
CrTcHRkTRcR: it was only to keep your attention
thesinista1: ahhh so it does matter if men pay attention to you...
CrTcHRkTRcR: only you cupcake
thesinista1: whoa

crtchrktrcr

what? is that wrong?