Stunt Poem
09-27-2005, 11:50 AM
#101
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by GundamnitPete
jay carnes likes to talk ****
and diss full throttle, for **** he didn't get
that's ok tho, he can mkae excuses
about how every comp he enters, he loses
crotch sniffer seems obsessed with homo and young boys
perhaps there is a reason, he plays with his mom's sex toys?
i heard he called CBrskunk one night, and asked him to come over
and as he walked int he door, crotch bent over
and diss full throttle, for **** he didn't get
that's ok tho, he can mkae excuses
about how every comp he enters, he loses
crotch sniffer seems obsessed with homo and young boys
perhaps there is a reason, he plays with his mom's sex toys?
i heard he called CBrskunk one night, and asked him to come over
and as he walked int he door, crotch bent over
get darius's d.i.ck out of your mouth before you choke
Nice avitar you bike ***, get off his sack
Only person here gayer than you is Zack
Full throttle has done nothing take care of us all alike
Your the only one here without a bike
Do yourself a favor & end your life
Down the river , not across the street w/ the knife
People like you are why i don't post here any more
Full of wanna be stunters and dirty bike *****
09-27-2005, 12:01 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
It was Motoheaven that gave me the stroke
get darius's d.i.ck out of your mouth before you choke
Nice avitar you bike ***, get off his sack
Only person here gayer than you is Zack
Full throttle has done nothing take care of us all alike
Your the only one here without a bike
Do yourself a favor & end your life
Down the river , not across the street w/ the knife
People like you are why i don't post here any more
Full of wanna be stunters and dirty bike *****
get darius's d.i.ck out of your mouth before you choke
Nice avitar you bike ***, get off his sack
Only person here gayer than you is Zack
Full throttle has done nothing take care of us all alike
Your the only one here without a bike
Do yourself a favor & end your life
Down the river , not across the street w/ the knife
People like you are why i don't post here any more
Full of wanna be stunters and dirty bike *****
That was beautiful. (tear)
09-27-2005, 12:02 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
So that's your rap that's all you got?
You really should leave this to the pro's before you get shot.
And what's this a little diddy by J Dot??
What's the world comming to?
A bunch of wannabes spittin
like it or not
I came back here expecting some competition
Except all I got was Kids with no ambition
You keep rhyming and writing but your **** makes no sense
Can't you keep your point clear or are you that dense?
You've gotta stop and form a comprehensive thought
Sometimes even draw from the things you've been taught.
But I'm not here to be your teacher I'm just bringin what I got
so you're drinkin from a bottle to get some motivation
But you don't have **** except a parking citation
And I'm not here just trying to act tough
You are the one making claims and predictions and trying to be rough
But your brain is jacked up from smoking all that stuff
You've tried to battle and take down the best
But you've only stirred the fire and pissed off the nest
You've taken pot shots at RIF, and said **** about me
You don't heed the warnings so soon you shall see.
You're about as pointless as trying to date Virginia Pee (
)
What's this **** you're saying about pedal boy pete?
Do you have to take shots at a toddler to feel complete?
You try to act like a lyrical master by rhyming about clones
You're only good for a laugh Mr. Officer of Loans
J Dot is next but what can I say?
If I take this kid out too soon I won't get my pay.
I'm calling you out sukka I want to see what you've got
That's right my hilbilly friend I'm putting you on the spot
Bring it BIATCH!!!
Big Jarsh
You really should leave this to the pro's before you get shot.
And what's this a little diddy by J Dot??
What's the world comming to?
A bunch of wannabes spittin
like it or not
I came back here expecting some competition
Except all I got was Kids with no ambition
You keep rhyming and writing but your **** makes no sense
Can't you keep your point clear or are you that dense?
You've gotta stop and form a comprehensive thought
Sometimes even draw from the things you've been taught.
But I'm not here to be your teacher I'm just bringin what I got
so you're drinkin from a bottle to get some motivation
But you don't have **** except a parking citation
And I'm not here just trying to act tough
You are the one making claims and predictions and trying to be rough
But your brain is jacked up from smoking all that stuff
You've tried to battle and take down the best
But you've only stirred the fire and pissed off the nest
You've taken pot shots at RIF, and said **** about me
You don't heed the warnings so soon you shall see.
You're about as pointless as trying to date Virginia Pee (
)What's this **** you're saying about pedal boy pete?
Do you have to take shots at a toddler to feel complete?
You try to act like a lyrical master by rhyming about clones
You're only good for a laugh Mr. Officer of Loans
J Dot is next but what can I say?
If I take this kid out too soon I won't get my pay.
I'm calling you out sukka I want to see what you've got
That's right my hilbilly friend I'm putting you on the spot
Bring it BIATCH!!!
Big Jarsh
09-27-2005, 12:56 PM
#106
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Re: Stunt Poem
Big Jarsh must be Pete's "big Brother"
more estrogen in your vein's that that ***'s mother
back to this ***** on a pedel bike wanna be stunna
father left ya mother faster than a kenyan runner
nothing left to do but add his 2 pennies on every thread
every member of ****life wants to see him dead
Even lower than Kelm, least he has a ninja two fiddy
Says he hit a deer to get a thread full of pitty
headshake my *** it only does thrity five
Find the highest building in town & go take a dive
more estrogen in your vein's that that ***'s mother
back to this ***** on a pedel bike wanna be stunna
father left ya mother faster than a kenyan runner
nothing left to do but add his 2 pennies on every thread
every member of ****life wants to see him dead
Even lower than Kelm, least he has a ninja two fiddy
Says he hit a deer to get a thread full of pitty
headshake my *** it only does thrity five
Find the highest building in town & go take a dive
09-27-2005, 01:00 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
**The below is 2 parts of Jarshs rap, not the full thing, just what pertained to me...**
Speakin of leavin rap up to the pro's...
Thats just what we will do, so back to bench Jarsh goes..
Oh I suppose, a battle is what he chose
But like his sex game, he'll lose quick, but either way he goes...
J dot is what, you call me a little diddy?
But big jarsh couldnt pull a biddy, on a big bike, and DAMN SURE not a fifty...
A wanna-be spittin? You need to stop the kiddin'
The best MC on SL, thas no bull sh1ttin!
Give me a minute, then dammit admit it..
You can see Im smooth and why your mother beg me to hit it
Your cryin jarsh? Now, quit it...My rhymes harsh, yours is ignorant
If murder by lyrics was illegal, I got charges and acquitted...
J-dot is next?, then scratch me off your list..
Then take a minute to battle someone else so your *** dont get kicked...
Im smashin up quick...
And Ima hafta admit this, im a pimp and still bikeless
But I could pull gurls on a TYCO like Mastercard im PRICELESS!
Bring it biatch, its already been broughten
Like the corner with no stop sign, my raps not stoppin
Wanna see what I got, ya got it...Ya heart my rhymes and jock 'em
Hillbilly friend?, check the avatar dont make me pop one...
- J (DOT) D (DOT)
What what?!?!?!
:YEAH :YEAH
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
So that's your rap that's all you got?
You really should leave this to the pro's before you get shot.
And what's this a little diddy by J Dot??
What's the world comming to?
A bunch of wannabes spittin
like it or not
J Dot is next but what can I say?
If I take this kid out too soon I won't get my pay.
I'm calling you out sukka I want to see what you've got
That's right my hilbilly friend I'm putting you on the spot
Bring it BIATCH!!!
Big Jarsh
You really should leave this to the pro's before you get shot.
And what's this a little diddy by J Dot??
What's the world comming to?
A bunch of wannabes spittin
like it or not
J Dot is next but what can I say?
If I take this kid out too soon I won't get my pay.
I'm calling you out sukka I want to see what you've got
That's right my hilbilly friend I'm putting you on the spot
Bring it BIATCH!!!
Big Jarsh
Speakin of leavin rap up to the pro's...
Thats just what we will do, so back to bench Jarsh goes..
Oh I suppose, a battle is what he chose
But like his sex game, he'll lose quick, but either way he goes...
J dot is what, you call me a little diddy?
But big jarsh couldnt pull a biddy, on a big bike, and DAMN SURE not a fifty...
A wanna-be spittin? You need to stop the kiddin'
The best MC on SL, thas no bull sh1ttin!
Give me a minute, then dammit admit it..
You can see Im smooth and why your mother beg me to hit it
Your cryin jarsh? Now, quit it...My rhymes harsh, yours is ignorant
If murder by lyrics was illegal, I got charges and acquitted...
J-dot is next?, then scratch me off your list..
Then take a minute to battle someone else so your *** dont get kicked...
Im smashin up quick...
And Ima hafta admit this, im a pimp and still bikeless
But I could pull gurls on a TYCO like Mastercard im PRICELESS!
Bring it biatch, its already been broughten
Like the corner with no stop sign, my raps not stoppin
Wanna see what I got, ya got it...Ya heart my rhymes and jock 'em
Hillbilly friend?, check the avatar dont make me pop one...
- J (DOT) D (DOT)
What what?!?!?!
:YEAH :YEAH
09-27-2005, 01:13 PM
#108
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: MA
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Re: Stunt Poem
YOU ALL SUCK and thats clear as day
its also clear most of you are gay.
your rhyme "styles" are weak
itd be nice if you didnt speak
cuz this thread is so long and not at all unique.
i've seen nothing good,
cept yall fakin your "in the hood"
fake ghetto talk. but not faking about the ****.
cuz you all like that ****....
thats why you chicken heads Squawk
and who is this fool tryin to act like a teacher?
hes good at that, like how bush quotes the preachers.
your words dont rhyme and they dont keep time
without your "lessons" these kids were doing fine.
you wanna talk bikes then get em started.
callin each other **** is way past retarded.
rip the throttle wide f.u.ck.ing open
squeeze the brake, get that tire smoking.
hit redline, your doing just fine.
now release the brake, and pop it up like mine.
twelve o clock and i dont mean my ****.
i'll ride this **** around your whole ****in block.
hit the highway if you wanna go my way.
2nd gear stand ups, riding around 9 k.
staggerd stance, wind blowing my pants.
route 2 wheelies by adam f.u.c.k.ing France.
off the ramp and onto the street
thats one place we cant be beat.
RUI is the craziest ba.st.ar.ds.
cant beat us cuz we sicker and we faster
coming to you live from Leo and Lancaster
dont step to us cuz we the masters.
:YEAH
wut wut beeeches?!
its also clear most of you are gay.
your rhyme "styles" are weak
itd be nice if you didnt speak
cuz this thread is so long and not at all unique.
i've seen nothing good,
cept yall fakin your "in the hood"
fake ghetto talk. but not faking about the ****.
cuz you all like that ****....
thats why you chicken heads Squawk
and who is this fool tryin to act like a teacher?
hes good at that, like how bush quotes the preachers.
your words dont rhyme and they dont keep time
without your "lessons" these kids were doing fine.
you wanna talk bikes then get em started.
callin each other **** is way past retarded.
rip the throttle wide f.u.ck.ing open
squeeze the brake, get that tire smoking.
hit redline, your doing just fine.
now release the brake, and pop it up like mine.
twelve o clock and i dont mean my ****.
i'll ride this **** around your whole ****in block.
hit the highway if you wanna go my way.
2nd gear stand ups, riding around 9 k.
staggerd stance, wind blowing my pants.
route 2 wheelies by adam f.u.c.k.ing France.
off the ramp and onto the street
thats one place we cant be beat.
RUI is the craziest ba.st.ar.ds.
cant beat us cuz we sicker and we faster
coming to you live from Leo and Lancaster
dont step to us cuz we the masters.
:YEAH wut wut beeeches?!
09-27-2005, 01:21 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
HAHAHAHA
that's some good **** this reminds me of the old days JD
Big Jarsh
that's some good **** this reminds me of the old days JD
Big Jarsh
Hahahah Im tellin ya...this is awesome! I own this **** biooottcches!!! LOL
:YEAH
09-27-2005, 01:38 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by 929_uR
YOU ALL SUCK and thats clear as day
its also clear most of you are gay.
your rhyme "styles" are weak
itd be nice if you didnt speak
cuz this thread is so long and not at all unique.
i've seen nothing good,
cept yall fakin your "in the hood"
fake ghetto talk. but not faking about the ****.
cuz you all like that ****....
thats why you chicken heads Squawk
and who is this fool tryin to act like a teacher?
hes good at that, like how bush quotes the preachers.
your words dont rhyme and they dont keep time
without your "lessons" these kids were doing fine.
you wanna talk bikes then get em started.
callin each other **** is way past retarded.
rip the throttle wide f.u.ck.ing open
squeeze the brake, get that tire smoking.
hit redline, your doing just fine.
now release the brake, and pop it up like mine.
twelve o clock and i dont mean my ****.
i'll ride this **** around your whole ****in block.
hit the highway if you wanna go my way.
2nd gear stand ups, riding around 9 k.
staggerd stance, wind blowing my pants.
route 2 wheelies by adam f.u.c.k.ing France.
off the ramp and onto the street
thats one place we cant be beat.
RUI is the craziest ba.st.ar.ds.
cant beat us cuz we sicker and we faster
coming to you live from Leo and Lancaster
dont step to us cuz we the masters.
:YEAH
wut wut beeeches?!
its also clear most of you are gay.
your rhyme "styles" are weak
itd be nice if you didnt speak
cuz this thread is so long and not at all unique.
i've seen nothing good,
cept yall fakin your "in the hood"
fake ghetto talk. but not faking about the ****.
cuz you all like that ****....
thats why you chicken heads Squawk
and who is this fool tryin to act like a teacher?
hes good at that, like how bush quotes the preachers.
your words dont rhyme and they dont keep time
without your "lessons" these kids were doing fine.
you wanna talk bikes then get em started.
callin each other **** is way past retarded.
rip the throttle wide f.u.ck.ing open
squeeze the brake, get that tire smoking.
hit redline, your doing just fine.
now release the brake, and pop it up like mine.
twelve o clock and i dont mean my ****.
i'll ride this **** around your whole ****in block.
hit the highway if you wanna go my way.
2nd gear stand ups, riding around 9 k.
staggerd stance, wind blowing my pants.
route 2 wheelies by adam f.u.c.k.ing France.
off the ramp and onto the street
thats one place we cant be beat.
RUI is the craziest ba.st.ar.ds.
cant beat us cuz we sicker and we faster
coming to you live from Leo and Lancaster
dont step to us cuz we the masters.
:YEAH wut wut beeeches?!
Big Jarsh
09-27-2005, 01:58 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by skillz954
I think MA is bringing something you kids can't handle?? 
I got em Jarsh...it might be a while cuz im bout to leave the office for bout an hour or so though...you can hit em up too though if ya want to! :YEAH
09-27-2005, 02:22 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Gixxer_R.i.F.
Originally Posted by 929_uR
YOU ALL SUCK and thats clear as day
its also clear most of you are gay.
Your very very clever to rhyme gay and day... I have never heard that before! Your so orginal... you must have at least a 61 IQ...
YOU ALL SUCK and thats clear as day
its also clear most of you are gay.
Your very very clever to rhyme gay and day... I have never heard that before! Your so orginal... you must have at least a 61 IQ...
09-27-2005, 02:35 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JD
Must be wanting some of this hot fire, or smokin crack!!....MA aint got nothin on me son....!
Mass ain't ****? This comming from oklahoma
Where a 3rd grade education is the same as a HS diploma
hot fire is right, ur straigh flamin' off the meter
Like Zunits **** out of his dirty wife beater
MA got more talent in an area code than you got in ur state
U got Timothy McVeigh straight spittin' w/ hate
a Gun in ur avitar makes u a straight gangsta thug
that isn't road rash on ur knee's its a burn from the rug
***
09-27-2005, 03:01 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
JAY!
Son its not skills its vocabulary
and after your done getting schooled
you can get your MD... in getting owned
Here's 50 cents go to the phone
call up your mom and get a ride home
Cause Im sick of your face
your whats wrong with the human race
One question Jay why cant you be cool and mild
are you a downs syndrom's child?
Whoa I think I stepped over the line
I bet your pissed but you'll be fine
here is a towel
You'll need it later
from what I hear your a cronic masturbator
So to you I say good bye and good luck
trying to find your next male fu**
~R.i.F.
Son its not skills its vocabulary
and after your done getting schooled
you can get your MD... in getting owned
Here's 50 cents go to the phone
call up your mom and get a ride home
Cause Im sick of your face
your whats wrong with the human race
One question Jay why cant you be cool and mild
are you a downs syndrom's child?
Whoa I think I stepped over the line
I bet your pissed but you'll be fine
here is a towel
You'll need it later
from what I hear your a cronic masturbator
So to you I say good bye and good luck
trying to find your next male fu**
~R.i.F.
09-27-2005, 03:02 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
It was Motoheaven that gave me the stroke
get darius's d.i.ck out of your mouth before you choke
Nice avitar you bike ***, get off his sack
Only person here gayer than you is Zack
Full throttle has done nothing take care of us all alike
Your the only one here without a bike
Do yourself a favor & end your life
Down the river , not across the street w/ the knife
People like you are why i don't post here any more
Full of wanna be stunters and dirty bike *****
get darius's d.i.ck out of your mouth before you choke
Nice avitar you bike ***, get off his sack
Only person here gayer than you is Zack
Full throttle has done nothing take care of us all alike
Your the only one here without a bike
Do yourself a favor & end your life
Down the river , not across the street w/ the knife
People like you are why i don't post here any more
Full of wanna be stunters and dirty bike *****
jay says I'm why he doesn't post on StuntLife
but i coulda swore, it's cause i boned his wife?
maybe he realized he's just a interweb stunna
and won't know the difference, between BP and tuna
i stole D's avatar, beause i can
of darius, i'm no fan
he does 3 HC o's, and now he's the best
the true innovators, where forgotten like the rest.
I hope motoheaven continues not to suppiort you
so that fame and fortune, will never come toward you
so all you can do, is ***** and complain
about how a kid half your age, makes you look lame
your wheelies is garbage and your balance is weak
your chop the throttle, like south park's "tweek"
to much coffe, and to much boose
so when you step to the plate, you lose
it's been said over and over
your just a new sclevela, but less sober
your ***** and ***** about someone's handbrake
yet your sprocket, is bigger than your mom's waist
you seem to think, that your the ****
cause you been stuntin since 96
but your stunts are lame, worse than burnouts
your only trick, is a choppy seat stander
i don't have a motor, and my **** is better
just cause you talk to the pros
you think that it makes you own
you've got no fame
your stuntlife's new **** stain
09-27-2005, 03:22 PM
#120
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Indianapolis & Covington, IN
Age: 39
Posts: 3,895
Re: Stunt Poem
JAY!
Son its not skills its vocabulary
and after your done getting schooled
you can get your MD... in getting owned
Here's 50 cents go to the phone
call up your mom and get a ride home
Cause Im sick of your face
your whats wrong with the human race
One question Jay why cant you be cool and mild
are you a downs syndrom's child?
Whoa I think I stepped over the line
I bet your pissed but you'll be fine
here is a towel
You'll need it later
from what I hear your a cronic masturbator
So to you I say good bye and good luck
trying to find your next male fu**
~R.i.F.
Son its not skills its vocabulary
and after your done getting schooled
you can get your MD... in getting owned
Here's 50 cents go to the phone
call up your mom and get a ride home
Cause Im sick of your face
your whats wrong with the human race
One question Jay why cant you be cool and mild
are you a downs syndrom's child?
Whoa I think I stepped over the line
I bet your pissed but you'll be fine
here is a towel
You'll need it later
from what I hear your a cronic masturbator
So to you I say good bye and good luck
trying to find your next male fu**
~R.i.F.
