Stunt Poem
09-26-2005, 11:43 PM
#81
STOP THE BUCKING!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Z-UNIT
cbrskunk rides a ttr125
no handed stoppies on lock
how is he still alive
probably his love for the ****
he move to connecticut
isnt gay marrige legal there
that will be oerfect for his 7ft tall bride
dont owrry u can still celebrate gay pride
no handed stoppies on lock
how is he still alive
probably his love for the ****
he move to connecticut
isnt gay marrige legal there
that will be oerfect for his 7ft tall bride
dont owrry u can still celebrate gay pride
09-26-2005, 11:47 PM
#82
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Stunt Poem
mods got burned worse than MikeM's crotch
after all that **** humpin that's the worst he's got
fat girls skinny girls young girls old girls
he's done em all, wether it's in bed or on the sink
he would never get laid cept for that pill in her drink
ruffy's they are called
the trick to gettin laid even if you're ugly old n bald
i see we got alex jonny speed 2 dirt
not enough skill to even flirt?
come try to flirt with me and z
see if you can keep up with us
fvck it, go to bed so you can wake up n catch the short bus
after all that **** humpin that's the worst he's got
fat girls skinny girls young girls old girls
he's done em all, wether it's in bed or on the sink
he would never get laid cept for that pill in her drink
ruffy's they are called
the trick to gettin laid even if you're ugly old n bald
i see we got alex jonny speed 2 dirt
not enough skill to even flirt?
come try to flirt with me and z
see if you can keep up with us
fvck it, go to bed so you can wake up n catch the short bus
09-26-2005, 11:51 PM
#83
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Re: Stunt Poem
hahaHA HES SO GAY
part of ym aim convo
gangstaZ4201: go read it
CrTcHRkTRcR: nicely done
CrTcHRkTRcR: i just posted
CrTcHRkTRcR: haha, my buddy is elbow deep in my ***, and i'm typin haha
gangstaZ4201: elbow deep in ur wat
part of ym aim convo
gangstaZ4201: go read it
CrTcHRkTRcR: nicely done
CrTcHRkTRcR: i just posted
CrTcHRkTRcR: haha, my buddy is elbow deep in my ***, and i'm typin haha
gangstaZ4201: elbow deep in ur wat
09-26-2005, 11:55 PM
#84
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Re: Stunt Poem
herse one from the rm board
yah u wud luv to battle a guys *** wudnt you adumb
i bet you havelots of practice, slamming guys bumms
ur good with a camera so we wont hold it against you
even though its been months sense uve made sumthing new
wheres ur freestlye skills at *****
i heard you gave ur b.f a pretty nasty itch
it ok i kno it burns when u pee
im sure ur excited the next step is HIV
yah u wud luv to battle a guys *** wudnt you adumb
i bet you havelots of practice, slamming guys bumms
ur good with a camera so we wont hold it against you
even though its been months sense uve made sumthing new
wheres ur freestlye skills at *****
i heard you gave ur b.f a pretty nasty itch
it ok i kno it burns when u pee
im sure ur excited the next step is HIV
09-27-2005, 12:02 AM
#85
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Re: Stunt Poem
I know it's not a poem, But it's better than what you got!
It's a spin off of Garth Brooks "rodeo"
His eyes are cold and restless his wounds have almost healed. And she’d give half her so-ul just to change the way he feels. She knows his loves a toss up she knows he’s gonna go. Well it ain’t no woman flesh and blood, its that damn ole stunt show
And its furred out bikes, it’s bustin a stunt it’s the roar of a frantic crowd, it’s rockin a stoppie and hanging a whellie He’ll win the coaster round it’s boots and Gloves its Banged up lids its learning to let it go it’s the gears n the chains the joy n the pain n they call the thing STUNT SHOW
She does her best to hold him when his love comes to call, but his need for it controls him and her backs against the wall. and it’s so long girl I’ll see you when it’s time for him to go, you know a woman wants her Stunter like he wants his Stunt Show
And its furred out bikes, it’s bustin a stunt it’s the roar of a frantic crowd, it’s rockin a stoppie and hanging a whellie He’ll win the coaster round it’s boots and Gloves its Banged up lids its learning to let it go it’s the gears n the chains n the joy n the pain n they call the thing STUNT SHOW
It’ll drive a Stunter crazy, it’ll drive him half insane, and he’ll sell off everything he owns just to pay to play the game And a broken bike and some broken bones is all he’ll have to show for all the years that he spent chasin’ this Dream they call stunt show
And its furred out bikes, it’s bustin a stunt it’s the roar of a frantic crowd, it’s rockin a stoppie and hanging a whellie He’ll win the coaster round it’s boots and Gloves its Banged up lids its learning to let it go it’s the gears n the chains the joy n the pain n they call the thing STUNT SHOW
It’s the spreadders and the stoppies the circles and the flamingo, and they call the thing STUNT SHOWOWOW.
Big Jarsh
It's a spin off of Garth Brooks "rodeo"
His eyes are cold and restless his wounds have almost healed. And she’d give half her so-ul just to change the way he feels. She knows his loves a toss up she knows he’s gonna go. Well it ain’t no woman flesh and blood, its that damn ole stunt show
And its furred out bikes, it’s bustin a stunt it’s the roar of a frantic crowd, it’s rockin a stoppie and hanging a whellie He’ll win the coaster round it’s boots and Gloves its Banged up lids its learning to let it go it’s the gears n the chains the joy n the pain n they call the thing STUNT SHOW
She does her best to hold him when his love comes to call, but his need for it controls him and her backs against the wall. and it’s so long girl I’ll see you when it’s time for him to go, you know a woman wants her Stunter like he wants his Stunt Show
And its furred out bikes, it’s bustin a stunt it’s the roar of a frantic crowd, it’s rockin a stoppie and hanging a whellie He’ll win the coaster round it’s boots and Gloves its Banged up lids its learning to let it go it’s the gears n the chains n the joy n the pain n they call the thing STUNT SHOW
It’ll drive a Stunter crazy, it’ll drive him half insane, and he’ll sell off everything he owns just to pay to play the game And a broken bike and some broken bones is all he’ll have to show for all the years that he spent chasin’ this Dream they call stunt show
And its furred out bikes, it’s bustin a stunt it’s the roar of a frantic crowd, it’s rockin a stoppie and hanging a whellie He’ll win the coaster round it’s boots and Gloves its Banged up lids its learning to let it go it’s the gears n the chains the joy n the pain n they call the thing STUNT SHOW
It’s the spreadders and the stoppies the circles and the flamingo, and they call the thing STUNT SHOWOWOW.
Big Jarsh
09-27-2005, 12:27 AM
#87
Don't read this.
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Re: Stunt Poem
jay carnes likes to talk ****
and diss full throttle, for **** he didn't get
that's ok tho, he can mkae excuses
about how every comp he enters, he loses
crotch sniffer seems obsessed with homo and young boys
perhaps there is a reason, he plays with his mom's sex toys?
i heard he called CBrskunk one night, and asked him to come over
and as he walked int he door, crotch bent over
Tiller doesn't do **** for the site, except move threads
which is why is loves man ****, and giving all kinds of head
Cody W. lost his mod powers, and to get them back he gave tiller butt love
of course tiller loved it, cause he takes it like arnold the gov.
he once told me he would set up a bicycle forum mod.
gee, that **** was never happened, so i banged his mom
Z-unit is fat and likes to wear wife-beaters.
little do we all know, that he's a **** eater.
kelm likes doing power wheelies, but still using the clutch
he asks were BP is, BP HE WILL NEVER TOUCH
cuase he likes men, and ramming deer.
did he ever tell you guys, he's afriad of queers?
maybe that explains why RRQT is always on his side.
because she's racist, but will never confide
i think i've tore you guys enough for tonight, so before i leave, i just wanna say HAPPY **** FIGHT!!!!
and diss full throttle, for **** he didn't get
that's ok tho, he can mkae excuses
about how every comp he enters, he loses
crotch sniffer seems obsessed with homo and young boys
perhaps there is a reason, he plays with his mom's sex toys?
i heard he called CBrskunk one night, and asked him to come over
and as he walked int he door, crotch bent over
Tiller doesn't do **** for the site, except move threads
which is why is loves man ****, and giving all kinds of head
Cody W. lost his mod powers, and to get them back he gave tiller butt love
of course tiller loved it, cause he takes it like arnold the gov.
he once told me he would set up a bicycle forum mod.
gee, that **** was never happened, so i banged his mom
Z-unit is fat and likes to wear wife-beaters.
little do we all know, that he's a **** eater.
kelm likes doing power wheelies, but still using the clutch
he asks were BP is, BP HE WILL NEVER TOUCH
cuase he likes men, and ramming deer.
did he ever tell you guys, he's afriad of queers?
maybe that explains why RRQT is always on his side.
because she's racist, but will never confide
i think i've tore you guys enough for tonight, so before i leave, i just wanna say HAPPY **** FIGHT!!!!
09-27-2005, 12:30 AM
#88
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Location: bridgewater mass
Age: 43
Posts: 3,893
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by GundamnitPete
jay carnes likes to talk ****
and diss full throttle, for **** he didn't get
that's ok tho, he can mkae excuses
about how every comp he enters, he loses
crotch sniffer seems obsessed with homo and young boys
perhaps there is a reason, he plays with his mom's sex toys?
i heard he called CBrskunk one night, and asked him to come over
and as he walked int he door, crotch bent over
Tiller doesn't do **** for the site, except move threads
which is why is loves man ****, and giving all kinds of head
Cody W. lost his mod powers, and to get them back he gave tiller butt love
of course tiller loved it, cause he takes it like arnold the gov.
he once told me he would set up a bicycle forum mod.
gee, that **** was never happened, so i banged his mom
Z-unit is fat and likes to wear wife-beaters.
little do we all know, that he's a **** eater.
kelm likes doing power wheelies, but still using the clutch
he asks were BP is, BP HE WILL NEVER TOUCH
cuase he likes men, and ramming deer.
did he ever tell you guys, he's afriad of queers?
maybe that explains why RRQT is always on his side.
because she's racist, but will never confide
i think i've tore you guys enough for tonight, so before i leave, i just wanna say HAPPY **** FIGHT!!!!
and diss full throttle, for **** he didn't get
that's ok tho, he can mkae excuses
about how every comp he enters, he loses
crotch sniffer seems obsessed with homo and young boys
perhaps there is a reason, he plays with his mom's sex toys?
i heard he called CBrskunk one night, and asked him to come over
and as he walked int he door, crotch bent over
Tiller doesn't do **** for the site, except move threads
which is why is loves man ****, and giving all kinds of head
Cody W. lost his mod powers, and to get them back he gave tiller butt love
of course tiller loved it, cause he takes it like arnold the gov.
he once told me he would set up a bicycle forum mod.
gee, that **** was never happened, so i banged his mom
Z-unit is fat and likes to wear wife-beaters.
little do we all know, that he's a **** eater.
kelm likes doing power wheelies, but still using the clutch
he asks were BP is, BP HE WILL NEVER TOUCH
cuase he likes men, and ramming deer.
did he ever tell you guys, he's afriad of queers?
maybe that explains why RRQT is always on his side.
because she's racist, but will never confide
i think i've tore you guys enough for tonight, so before i leave, i just wanna say HAPPY **** FIGHT!!!!
09-27-2005, 12:58 AM
#89
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Location: coatesville pa/camp lejeune NC
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Posts: 3,322
Re: Stunt Poem
What is this bullshit all you **** call rap?
Im sitting here appauld,
as i only see crap,
you all talk about how gay another guy is,
but remember whos momma is bouncin in my lap.
Cant none of you wheely
just a lot of talk
so you little kids,go play touchy feeley
let the big dogs do the playin,
and you sit on the porch,
now dont get mad at me dawg, its just what im sayin
I pull the *****ez like a tractor pulls trailers,
now listen up, all you rectum sailors
i may be young,
but i want you to ask kelms mom..
about my toungue
Btw, tell your mom if i made her vadge itch,
im truly sorry,
now going crying home, you queer little b|tch.
Dedicated to anyone? haha.
-Max.
Im sitting here appauld,
as i only see crap,
you all talk about how gay another guy is,
but remember whos momma is bouncin in my lap.
Cant none of you wheely
just a lot of talk
so you little kids,go play touchy feeley
let the big dogs do the playin,
and you sit on the porch,
now dont get mad at me dawg, its just what im sayin
I pull the *****ez like a tractor pulls trailers,
now listen up, all you rectum sailors
i may be young,
but i want you to ask kelms mom..
about my toungue
Btw, tell your mom if i made her vadge itch,
im truly sorry,
now going crying home, you queer little b|tch.
Dedicated to anyone? haha.
-Max.
09-27-2005, 02:03 AM
#90
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Re: Stunt Poem
My name is Big Jarsh and I now own this thread
What the ***** are you saying, what's running through your head?
You've been talking the talk but you can't walk the walk
You think you can rap, but you should just get a slap.
Talking about moms is that the best you can do?
I should stomp on your head, but I don't want to wreck my shoe
You know nothing about MILFs and how great they can screw
The best lay in my life was from a mother of two
She got on her knees and then on her back
I phucked her from behind then blew on her rack
And that's just one of many MILFs I've had in the sack
You want to talk wheelies, and you claim to have Blox
But I've seen you ride, and you look high on rocks
So just sit your *** down with your thumb up your ***
My boys from Detroit are gonna take you to class
Don't try to reply and give me some static
Cause your rhymes are all played out
they should be locked in the attic
everyone here knows you're a fake
You should tie a rock to your ankle and try to swim across the lake
You're just a noob by the name of Max
You try to represent but you're missing the facts
So sit down and chill while I dispense the knowledge
when I'm through with you you'll be ready for college
Big Jarsh
What the ***** are you saying, what's running through your head?
You've been talking the talk but you can't walk the walk
You think you can rap, but you should just get a slap.
Talking about moms is that the best you can do?
I should stomp on your head, but I don't want to wreck my shoe
You know nothing about MILFs and how great they can screw
The best lay in my life was from a mother of two
She got on her knees and then on her back
I phucked her from behind then blew on her rack
And that's just one of many MILFs I've had in the sack
You want to talk wheelies, and you claim to have Blox
But I've seen you ride, and you look high on rocks
So just sit your *** down with your thumb up your ***
My boys from Detroit are gonna take you to class
Don't try to reply and give me some static
Cause your rhymes are all played out
they should be locked in the attic
everyone here knows you're a fake
You should tie a rock to your ankle and try to swim across the lake
You're just a noob by the name of Max
You try to represent but you're missing the facts
So sit down and chill while I dispense the knowledge
when I'm through with you you'll be ready for college
Big Jarsh
09-27-2005, 02:38 AM
#91
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Location: Indianapolis & Covington, IN
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Posts: 3,895
Re: Stunt Poem
Ya'll think your the ****
while your out riding
your girls are suckin my di**
All think its the bike
that dont mean ****
watchin me fly by
wishin you could sit bit**
but that spots reserved
for your momma when shes gets the itch
Jarsh hes the only one here with talent
so what that say about everyone else?
So Im gonna break it down so try to keep up
While ya'll try to gauge my compatible intellectual interface
And I rocking the pave
your sitting in a cage
ya'll can smoke your sage
Im dropping my **** like bomb
Im the guy that drys by flips you off and is gone
Z-Units a wanna bee.
Fu** Him
Im the white Jay Z
He just wants to be like me
too bad he will never see me
too fast gone like that
you say
WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE JUST SHOWED HIS ***! ( )( )
~R.i.F.~
while your out riding
your girls are suckin my di**
All think its the bike
that dont mean ****
watchin me fly by
wishin you could sit bit**
but that spots reserved
for your momma when shes gets the itch
Jarsh hes the only one here with talent
so what that say about everyone else?
So Im gonna break it down so try to keep up
While ya'll try to gauge my compatible intellectual interface
And I rocking the pave
your sitting in a cage
ya'll can smoke your sage
Im dropping my **** like bomb
Im the guy that drys by flips you off and is gone
Z-Units a wanna bee.
Fu** Him
Im the white Jay Z
He just wants to be like me
too bad he will never see me
too fast gone like that
you say
WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT DUDE JUST SHOWED HIS ***! ( )( )
~R.i.F.~
09-27-2005, 03:01 AM
#93
B.T.M.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 17,252
Re: Stunt Poem
oh **** bytch sit back n watch
big Mike is back on the clock
while i been workin hard ya suckas been barely workin
tryin to spit rhymes that are anything but certain
i don't need to write a page or even a novel
i'll just take a drink outta this bottle
a bottle that gives me motivation
and i'm about to pick all yalls destination
a destination meant for *****es
i'll have you diggin up ditches
sure you come on here actin tough
don't be mad at me cuz your gf looks rough
you **** probably spent hours thinkin these lines
only takes me minutes
don't hate me cuz you ain't me
keep workin try hard and one day you could be
in the meantime sit back and dine
eat up my rhymes and wait in line
gixxer rif baby blue is for ****
who picked out that color your mom and your gay dad?
jarsh you think you're big man
get your skinny azz a fake n bake tan
oh and max you know what it's all about
broke *** bytch has to take rich's hand outs
can't afford a bike on your own
buy your buddies beat azz f4i clone
it's now middle of the night
just remember **** i'm always down for a fight
so come back rehearse
let tear you a new ******* with another verse!
big Mike is back on the clock
while i been workin hard ya suckas been barely workin
tryin to spit rhymes that are anything but certain
i don't need to write a page or even a novel
i'll just take a drink outta this bottle
a bottle that gives me motivation
and i'm about to pick all yalls destination
a destination meant for *****es
i'll have you diggin up ditches
sure you come on here actin tough
don't be mad at me cuz your gf looks rough
you **** probably spent hours thinkin these lines
only takes me minutes
don't hate me cuz you ain't me
keep workin try hard and one day you could be
in the meantime sit back and dine
eat up my rhymes and wait in line
gixxer rif baby blue is for ****
who picked out that color your mom and your gay dad?
jarsh you think you're big man
get your skinny azz a fake n bake tan
oh and max you know what it's all about
broke *** bytch has to take rich's hand outs
can't afford a bike on your own
buy your buddies beat azz f4i clone
it's now middle of the night
just remember **** i'm always down for a fight
so come back rehearse
let tear you a new ******* with another verse!
09-27-2005, 03:08 AM
#94
B.T.M.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 17,252
Re: Stunt Poem
oh **** and pete i almost forgot
it's now 12 o'clock on the dot
way past your bedtime
the time when you sleep
so listen up while i repeat
you're a child, a little kid
your sister used birth control i wish your mom did
but i can't blame it on her
not on her alone
i just couldn't help it i wanted a little clone
a clone of a kid, a mini me
so i fvcked her boned her gave it to her the way she wanted it to be
out you came 9 months later
but i guess too bad for her i wouldn't date her
i left her, ditched her gave her the boot
i have to admit, for a second she looked cute
after the drinks wore off i changed my mind
but i'll leave now only because i'm kind
it's now 12 o'clock on the dot
way past your bedtime
the time when you sleep
so listen up while i repeat
you're a child, a little kid
your sister used birth control i wish your mom did
but i can't blame it on her
not on her alone
i just couldn't help it i wanted a little clone
a clone of a kid, a mini me
so i fvcked her boned her gave it to her the way she wanted it to be
out you came 9 months later
but i guess too bad for her i wouldn't date her
i left her, ditched her gave her the boot
i have to admit, for a second she looked cute
after the drinks wore off i changed my mind
but i'll leave now only because i'm kind
09-27-2005, 08:59 AM
#95
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Indianapolis & Covington, IN
Age: 39
Posts: 3,895
Re: Stunt Poem
crtchrktrcr This is for you!
You can say **** call me a ******
I'll say FU** IT
beat the **** out of you
with a 55 tooth sprocket
Everyone will scream oh ****
I'll own you son no doubt about that
Im like T.O. always blowin you away
Your always talking **** every single day
now I'll I throw in a little gay joke....
....
...
...
...
...
...
Ya know I leave you waiting
you can fondle my bike while masturbating
Just let me know when you got the itch
man I will let you ride BI***
You luck to be alive
You were suppose to be a blow job
Your parent were gonna take you to planned parent hood
after you parents got drunk crazy on top of a car hood
I guess **** happens mistakes get made
but hey I got some pink fur
so you can color you honda
America will make fun of you just like Jane Fonda
Just to let you know its all in fun
but you better not choke and run
You can say **** call me a ******
I'll say FU** IT
beat the **** out of you
with a 55 tooth sprocket
Everyone will scream oh ****
I'll own you son no doubt about that
Im like T.O. always blowin you away
Your always talking **** every single day
now I'll I throw in a little gay joke....
....
...
...
...
...
...
Ya know I leave you waiting
you can fondle my bike while masturbating
Just let me know when you got the itch
man I will let you ride BI***
You luck to be alive
You were suppose to be a blow job
Your parent were gonna take you to planned parent hood
after you parents got drunk crazy on top of a car hood
I guess **** happens mistakes get made
but hey I got some pink fur
so you can color you honda
America will make fun of you just like Jane Fonda
Just to let you know its all in fun
but you better not choke and run
09-27-2005, 09:01 AM
#96
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Location: .
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
jarsh you think you're big man
get your skinny azz a fake n bake tan
oh and max you know what it's all about
broke *** bytch has to take rich's hand outs
can't afford a bike on your own
buy your buddies beat azz f4i clone
!
get your skinny azz a fake n bake tan
oh and max you know what it's all about
broke *** bytch has to take rich's hand outs
can't afford a bike on your own
buy your buddies beat azz f4i clone
!
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=141282
09-27-2005, 11:41 AM
#100
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Diddleboro , MA
Age: 45
Posts: 12,735
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Z-UNIT
its standards you drunk fool
yes i sit down to pee
mel likes givin me a blumpkin, and workin my tool
just give up no jay ur old wisdom is no use
i think mr.gameova wants you to tounge his caboose
ring ring, uh oh time to go to work jay...
another long tiring day of being wicked gay
yah u might have a mercedes e class
but whens the last tiem u toured the country , first class?
go sell sum mroe cars, mrsalesmen
ill be doin frog coasters by then
yes i sit down to pee
mel likes givin me a blumpkin, and workin my tool
just give up no jay ur old wisdom is no use
i think mr.gameova wants you to tounge his caboose
ring ring, uh oh time to go to work jay...
another long tiring day of being wicked gay
yah u might have a mercedes e class
but whens the last tiem u toured the country , first class?
go sell sum mroe cars, mrsalesmen
ill be doin frog coasters by then
More diamonds on my rolex than silicone on play boy bunny
keep riding boy & see whats the outcome
I'll keep fillin' my pockets & riding for fun
70 hours a week I'll keep on workin
while anthony & zunit are circle jerkin'
