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Old 09-26-2005, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by catach42
18 and 24, if u had graduated high school you would know that is a difference of 6 teeth. if u knew anything about stunting, you would know that is a big difference, so yes my +18 is small, and i dont cover the hb unless im lazy. just wait til adumb drops his new video *****, you will see...and that **** is 2 months old

my offer is still out there. I'll buy a 18 tooth rear - toss that hand brake lever in the trash & let the games begin. BRING IT! anyone can wheelie for days w/ a hand brake as back up!!
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Re: Stunt Poem

Originally Posted by catach42
this coming from a guy with with a +24 sprocket

ahah like +18 is bigger than the grip ur gurl has on u *****
how many times did u stop riding to answer ur phone
give into it now and jsut go home
yah ur guna say i never get laid
o well , atleast my diginity doest get played
u got 5 circles on me and i got rhymes on you
not really, but i give it a valiant effort
time for me to push and do sumthing better
theres no way ill ever get ahead
o well tiem fro em to go to bed
not because im young jay, but because your gay
yah my rhymes are lame
but my spreaders are higher, were's ur A game
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:37 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem

anthony that's your name
don't speak unless you play the game
and when i say play i don't mean with zacks *****
i guess it's gay recess until your mom calls
she'll be callin you thats for sure
callin because her *** is no longer pure
it's been tainted,
tainted indeed
she opened her mouth and that's where i peed
urine in her mouth and down her throat
frog coasters is what you gloat
shoulda kept zack and his family off the boat
the boat from isreal shoulda sunk
too bad it didn't otherwise you woulda gotten top bunk
so next time you type make sure it's sequential
and zack, make sure you live upto your dads d**** sucking potential
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Re: Stunt Poem

kelms avatar looks hand drawn
like he just googled it
but i could be wrong
it tried making this rhyme
but i have no literary skills
but i already knew this
doesnt anyone else notice?
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:40 PM
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higher if you count your 10 oclock bar
all your missing is your panties & a bra
Anyone can ride a hand brake on the tank
throttle control & my tail still sank
11.45 no hand brake in a spreader
Makin it look easy my **** is chedda
3 times no skill still equals zero
your just a high school no talent hero

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Re: Stunt Poem

Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
higher if you count your 10 oclock bar
all your missing is your panties & a bra
Anyone can ride a hand brake on the tank
throttle control & my tail still sank
11.45 no hand brake in a spreader
Makin it look easy my **** is chedda
3 times no skill still equals zero
your just a high school no talent hero

OUT
hey jay, do hc coaster will ya?
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Re: Stunt Poem

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a new tax bracket you say
guess you make money for servicing the gay
you sure talk a lot of ****
too bad it's anthony's *** that you spit
sure you work more hours a week
put your annual income is at it's peak
while i live a life of glits n glam
you'll still be takin it by a man
a quarter of my age would be 5
which would explain your spellings skills
just keep humpin guys to pay your bills
crtch sniffer has an unfare advantage
him and his college boys used to get drunk,
and spit more freestyles, then he he swallows come
but thats ok, he gets dissed by young punks
he should be used to it by now
that is me slammnig his moms junk
i think he cries when shes moo's liek a cow
he looks at daddy, points at his butthole
and says do me now
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:48 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem

the rhymes in this thread WERE really funny. u guys are both white, and running out of good luck here, just quit while ur ahead
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Re: Stunt Poem

Originally Posted by Z-UNIT
ahah like +18 is bigger than the grip ur gurl has on u *****
how many times did u stop riding to answer ur phone
give into it now and jsut go home
yah ur guna say i never get laid
o well , atleast my diginity doest get played
u got 5 circles on me and i got rhymes on you
not really, but i give it a valiant effort
time for me to push and do sumthing better
theres no way ill ever get ahead
o well tiem fro em to go to bed
not because im young jay, but because your gay
yah my rhymes are lame
but my spreaders are higher, were's ur A game
it is funny how i can stop riding for a week, stop every session to answer my phone, take time out of riding to get laid and STILL be better than u
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wow that was really lame
provin my point you have no game
fvck yeah i drink beer
but don't neglect the fact that you're a queer
don't be mad cuz i have a mom
you have 2 dads and a chemistry set
i'll win this mother fvcker you can take that bet
you say my mom moo's like a cow
yet you're heads the one takin a bow
a bow over daddy #2's lap
while daddy #1 hits you with his nut sack
you tell me to make fun of your friend
wow what a great pal you are
now go poke him in his brown star
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Re: Stunt Poem

Originally Posted by catach42
it is funny how i can stop riding for a week, stop every session to answer my phone, take time out of riding to get laid and STILL be better than u
wow is funny u posted about wat i wrote about...way to prove my point
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it's ok anthony don't take that from a jew
when your mom calls i stop and answer too
why pass up an easy lay
better than suckin d|ick to get paid
zack knows all about this for sure
but don't feel obligated to take my word
ask all of reckless methods and triple 6
but don't ask zack his mouth is filled with diks
we may be white and runnin out of lines
but ***** be patient it's all in good time
eventually the older you grow
a land of vagina is what you'll know
in the meantime relax
and let your man juice flow
flow into zack and out his butt crack
a protein diet is what he needs
so keep railin him until he bleeds
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Re: Stunt Poem

only read the first twon lines of the post, sick of reading horrible rhymes about your gay fixation
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Old 09-26-2005, 10:59 PM
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god u kill this thread...go get laid and stop posting
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Old 09-26-2005, 11:00 PM
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that's fine just read the first two
i'd cry and pout if i were you too
it's like pickin on a def mute
easy as sin, not hard at all
open up wide and let the tea bag fall
better than in the poop chute
now go to bed son
time for me to give your mom a 2 on 1
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jonny gixxer i see you lurkin
are you all quiet cuz you're *******'s hurtin?
come on in and play
writin poems to dudes totally isn't gay
sure they talk about homo sex and ****
doesn't mean we take part in it
besides you're straight and not gay
you're even talkin to jims gf, wonder what he would say?
i'm sure it wouldn't be kind words of any kind
oh well, guess you can come play some other time
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Re: Stunt Poem

cbrskunk rides a ttr125
no handed stoppies on lock
how is he still alive
probably his love for the ****
he move to connecticut
isnt gay marrige legal there
that will be oerfect for his 7ft tall bride
dont owrry u can still celebrate gay pride
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uh on i jsut got an evil idea,....brb this thread is guan get real good
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Old 09-26-2005, 11:20 PM
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mods have to be creepin
after they are done with pre school peeping
they are internet ninja's that's for sure
too bad none of them can stunt worth a ****
too busy suckin on momma's sweet tit
maybe i will get banned won't that be the day
either way mods are still super gay!
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how is it powerr wheelie kings run this site
eating **** during the day, internet ninja a night
jope, tiller, shugga, and all the rest
can only dream of one day being the best
working the ban button no skills at all
dear god i hope they take a big fall
although that will give them an excuse for sucking
im sure there life partners will be happy to hear that
knowing there luver is in the hospital with a peg in his ***
wat cud be better, then adding a mouthfull of ***
they toss teh salad like its there day job
drooling more come, than a retarded slob
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