Jay Carnes

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Thats as funny as KELM claming to be a guy
That hermaprodite had a **** & a hole
Now he's just a forum dwelling lying troll
Oh I hit a dear, I mean it hit my bike
Zunit's young man meat is what he'll like

Z-UNIT

rich words from a guy who can barley afford an h2
sumthings stopping him, his inner jew
that wasnt my mom you fool
u jsut wanted to post about how u saw a big tool
fam guy is on now, gotta go
when ever crtchsniffer sees stewie he tries not to blow
for his luv of lil boys, makes him think of mike, tom and joe
all "friends" he met a boy scouts,
eventually he got used to the shouts
"wrong hole" "shut up lil boy"
ok mr. im used to daddy never pulling out

Jay Carnes

lets pause for a moment as I crack a fresh beer
Been drinking longer than Zunits been queer
Zunits so young he's got milk on his breath
If it wasn't for his hand brake it'd lead to his death
its his insurance policy when his foots off the peg
its another foot brake but u dont use ur leg
its spreaders for the handicaped, seat standers for the same
if there isn't a chance of looping, isn't it lame?

DoodleF4i

alex kelm is an idiot jerk
he's a jerk idiot
he's an idiot jerk
what's worse an idiot jerk or a jerk idiot
let's ask him since he's both of them

catach42

this thread rules, and no i cant rhyme

Jay Carnes

crtchrktrcr

that didn't even rhyme
guess it's past you bed time
family guy is what you want to see
the next christopher lowelle is who you want to be
since when did trailer parks get cable tv?
jay may be old but he is quick
zack u need to lay off his ****
just because he has more skill than you
oh and you're callin me a jew?
bytch are u just jealous cuz i can afford an h2
if it wasn't for you "earning" your allowance from you dad
a huffy is all you ever woulda had
so it's your sugar daddy you need to thank
and if you're nice he might even give your chubby little *** a spank

Z-UNIT

uh oh the 15 year old prodogy is here
look out PWK's, have no fear
spencer is here to save the day
with watever his mommy is willing to pay
jay i have hair on my *****
check mel's teeth thats were u'll find them all
why dont u got make sum luv to mr.gameova
them maybe he'll blow mroe than just ur motor
but ulll like that wont you
getting taken from behind by sum fat slob
itll make u feel liek ur at work doing ur job

crtchrktrcr

oh ****!

catach42

this coming from a guy with with a +24 sprocket

crtchrktrcr

hey white boy
don't come in here just because you're zunits boy toy
atleast try to spit a rhyme
instead of jugglin zacks ***** all the time
sure you're good on a bike
but that still doesn't give you the right
the right to hump men
now go park your bike in your boyfriends "den"

Z-UNIT

please ***** i work more hours in a week
then u spend blowing aids infected geeks
who the hell is chris lowelle, im to young for that
does daddy change ur adult diaper yet
does he take his ring off when he finger ur fat
do u and ur friends make a bet
to see who can do more guys in a week
not me ill be at work, serving people like you, the mentally weak
how much did you earn at 17, i entered a new tax bracket this year
jsut mad sumone 1/4 of ur age make more than you queer

Jay Carnes

even mel has standers, and she's with me
ur **** doesn't even stick out u sit down to pee
i got more hair on my knuckles than u do on ur *****
Hold that thought a minute while ur mother calls
Zacks father left us in this trailer shack
i'd leave too with a son like that
Lets get back to Kelm, he's off the meter
Uglier than Zunit in his protective wife beater
who rides a ninja 250, i mean come really
Those things are worse than a Zunit wheelie

Z-UNIT

alright other needs to seriously post up...i have a aheadache...i dont hink i can do this anymore...especially cus crtch sniffer is about to hit me hard...i can tell

Z-UNIT

wat jay did i render u speechless

Jay Carnes

u diss on my sprocket, but is ur +18 small?
I was doing wheelies while you were learning to crall
ur teacher is calling, ur late to study
U were busy holding hands w/ Zunit ur buddy

Z-UNIT

its standards you drunk fool
yes i sit down to pee
mel likes givin me a blumpkin, and workin my tool
just give up no jay ur old wisdom is no use
i think mr.gameova wants you to tounge his caboose
ring ring, uh oh time to go to work jay...
another long tiring day of being wicked gay
yah u might have a mercedes e class
but whens the last tiem u toured the country , first class?
go sell sum mroe cars, mrsalesmen
ill be doin frog coasters by then

crtchrktrcr

a new tax bracket you say
guess you make money for servicing the gay
you sure talk a lot of ****
too bad it's anthony's *** that you spit
sure you work more hours a week
put your annual income is at it's peak
while i live a life of glits n glam
you'll still be takin it by a man
a quarter of my age would be 5
which would explain your spellings skills
just keep humpin guys to pay your bills

catach42

18 and 24, if u had graduated high school you would know that is a difference of 6 teeth. if u knew anything about stunting, you would know that is a big difference, so yes my +18 is small, and i dont cover the hb unless im lazy. just wait til adumb drops his new video *****, you will see...and that **** is 2 months old

Jay Carnes

each post thats goes on Zunits spelling gets worse
The Resource Room is where Zunit takes each course
Have you seen my weiner warren, or is it Zack
My wheelies are smoother than my nut sack
i could have sworn I was banned from stunt life, this rocks
All I did was post KC Becky's red box