Stunt Poem
09-26-2005, 09:17 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
why is it you always mention my young age
is ther sumthing ur trying to prove,
about how u liek the way lil boys move
goin to work on ur bike, ha thats a joke
prolyly goin to sit on ur fi cage, and enjoy the poke
if me and richard simmons were ever together
thered be twice the jerking material in ur dresser
how is it u come up with these poems so quick.
i though u swallowed not spit
is ther sumthing ur trying to prove,
about how u liek the way lil boys move
goin to work on ur bike, ha thats a joke
prolyly goin to sit on ur fi cage, and enjoy the poke
if me and richard simmons were ever together
thered be twice the jerking material in ur dresser
how is it u come up with these poems so quick.
i though u swallowed not spit
09-26-2005, 09:33 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
u completely killd this thread kelm
kelms so gay
even the deer he hit , thhinks he's queer
powerwheelie avatars are his thing
wud it be possible to get him to stop posting
he always says its an accident
haha good times, all in fun kelm post up wat u got
kelms so gay
even the deer he hit , thhinks he's queer
powerwheelie avatars are his thing
wud it be possible to get him to stop posting
he always says its an accident
haha good times, all in fun kelm post up wat u got
09-26-2005, 09:38 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
jay carnes is lurking in this thread
prolly trying to drink himself dead
he rides 50s more than big bikes
hes jsut a dumb dirty dyke
claims SS are wat hes good at
why is sumoen 1/2 his age, beats him at that
i think its tiem for sum gay jokes
he luvs the **** more than the "gameova" folks
ahaha
prolly trying to drink himself dead
he rides 50s more than big bikes
hes jsut a dumb dirty dyke
claims SS are wat hes good at
why is sumoen 1/2 his age, beats him at that
i think its tiem for sum gay jokes
he luvs the **** more than the "gameova" folks
ahaha
lol and dammit you cant power wheelie a ninja 250... what power you gonna use to wheelie?
09-26-2005, 09:42 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
wheeliealex back from the dead
afraid to post bc of what might be said
about how gay his bicycle is
its gayer than mikey with lips full of jiz
and how wheelies without motors
suck worse than brakes without rotors
biotch!
afraid to post bc of what might be said
about how gay his bicycle is
its gayer than mikey with lips full of jiz
and how wheelies without motors
suck worse than brakes without rotors
biotch!
09-26-2005, 09:43 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
out comes RPM new name and all
**** in one hand - his mouth on Zacks ball
Kelm is to sucking like Zunit is to Fat
Oh **** an analogy whats up w/ that
Ahh to be young w/ out a care in the sky
Except doing wheelies and banging a guy
I've forgot more about stunting that'll u'll ever know
But a fat kid w/ a wife beater on is invited to our show
Not sure if we need a good laugh, or just feel bad
How Can i be a has been, if im a never had
Young little bastards coverin' that hand brake on each trick
What happened to engine brake you fat little ****
**** in one hand - his mouth on Zacks ball
Kelm is to sucking like Zunit is to Fat
Oh **** an analogy whats up w/ that
Ahh to be young w/ out a care in the sky
Except doing wheelies and banging a guy
I've forgot more about stunting that'll u'll ever know
But a fat kid w/ a wife beater on is invited to our show
Not sure if we need a good laugh, or just feel bad
How Can i be a has been, if im a never had
Young little bastards coverin' that hand brake on each trick
What happened to engine brake you fat little ****
09-26-2005, 09:45 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by CBRskunk
wheeliealex back from the dead
afraid to post bc of what might be said
about how gay his bicycle is
its gayer than mikey with lips full of jiz
and how wheelies without motors
suck worse than brakes without rotors
biotch!
afraid to post bc of what might be said
about how gay his bicycle is
its gayer than mikey with lips full of jiz
and how wheelies without motors
suck worse than brakes without rotors
biotch!
09-26-2005, 09:47 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
out comes RPM new name and all
**** in one hand - his mouth on Zacks ball
Kelm is to sucking like Zunit is to Fat
Oh **** an analogy whats up w/ that
Ahh to be young w/ out a care in the sky
Except doing wheelies and banging a guy
I've forgot more about stunting that'll u'll ever know
But a fat kid w/ a wife beater on is invited to our show
Not sure if we need a good laugh, or just feel bad
How Can i be a has been, if im a never had
Young little bastards coverin' that hand brake on each trick
What happened to engine brake you fat little ****
**** in one hand - his mouth on Zacks ball
Kelm is to sucking like Zunit is to Fat
Oh **** an analogy whats up w/ that
Ahh to be young w/ out a care in the sky
Except doing wheelies and banging a guy
I've forgot more about stunting that'll u'll ever know
But a fat kid w/ a wife beater on is invited to our show
Not sure if we need a good laugh, or just feel bad
How Can i be a has been, if im a never had
Young little bastards coverin' that hand brake on each trick
What happened to engine brake you fat little ****
hahah go jay with the drunk posting
i didnt think u had enuff braincells to do that...touche
09-26-2005, 09:50 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
anyone can cover a hand brake for self essurance
Engine brake ***** gives me fore Arms of endurance
Ur as smooth on the throttle as I chop down a tree
How can you be tripple six when there isn't Three
i'll give you lessons like i gave ur mom a nasty rash
ur pockets are full of hopes & dreams & mine are filled w/ cash
Engine brake ***** gives me fore Arms of endurance
Ur as smooth on the throttle as I chop down a tree
How can you be tripple six when there isn't Three
i'll give you lessons like i gave ur mom a nasty rash
ur pockets are full of hopes & dreams & mine are filled w/ cash
09-26-2005, 09:58 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
forearms of endurance my ***
u did 5 wheelies while catch did 1, and u still cudnt last
pockets of cash, who cudnt with a 70hr work week
u deal with foriegners all day, while ur skills get weak
if it werent for my tubby wife beater *** ur show wud jsut blow
in the one who keeps the corwd on there feet
while u stay at work , and finger ur meat
u did 5 wheelies while catch did 1, and u still cudnt last
pockets of cash, who cudnt with a 70hr work week
u deal with foriegners all day, while ur skills get weak
if it werent for my tubby wife beater *** ur show wud jsut blow
in the one who keeps the corwd on there feet
while u stay at work , and finger ur meat
09-26-2005, 09:58 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
you think you have cash in your hand
little did you know it's in the pocket of a man
all these people here to lurk
i used to until i saw up zunits moms skirt
up her skirt made me blind
saw a dong of ron jeremy's kind
oh alex you want to talk
go ride your **** excuse for a bike
i guess the military made you uptight
funny as that sounds when u're playin army with dudes at night
i'll give zack the time he needs to reply
hard to type when you're shoulder deep in another guy
little did you know it's in the pocket of a man
all these people here to lurk
i used to until i saw up zunits moms skirt
up her skirt made me blind
saw a dong of ron jeremy's kind
oh alex you want to talk
go ride your **** excuse for a bike
i guess the military made you uptight
funny as that sounds when u're playin army with dudes at night
i'll give zack the time he needs to reply
hard to type when you're shoulder deep in another guy
09-26-2005, 10:00 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
i hope zunit freestlyes better than he types
nothings better than using baby wipes
after a night of drinking and your make a mess
Like Zunit jerkin off to his mothers dress
Not old enough to have hair on his *****
hears me hittin his mom through the thin trailer park walls
Ive seen tards w/ downsyndrome spell better than you
Lets not forget kelm loving the man goo
nothings better than using baby wipes
after a night of drinking and your make a mess
Like Zunit jerkin off to his mothers dress
Not old enough to have hair on his *****
hears me hittin his mom through the thin trailer park walls
Ive seen tards w/ downsyndrome spell better than you
Lets not forget kelm loving the man goo
09-26-2005, 10:05 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
oh **** my bike isn't right
timing is harder than one would think
i almost forgot about kelm the crazy deer killer
like a redneck twaked off some good pain killers
he rides a bike meant for a chick
but that makes sense since he lacks a ****
it's hard to control a 250 so i'm told
kinda like tryin to stop zacks mom from blowin her load
crashin at night are what they have in common
ones from fake deers the other from findin out her son fvcks queers
all this babble makin no sense
guess i'll go see mrs. unit and make her earn her 50 cents
timing is harder than one would think
i almost forgot about kelm the crazy deer killer
like a redneck twaked off some good pain killers
he rides a bike meant for a chick
but that makes sense since he lacks a ****
it's hard to control a 250 so i'm told
kinda like tryin to stop zacks mom from blowin her load
crashin at night are what they have in common
ones from fake deers the other from findin out her son fvcks queers
all this babble makin no sense
guess i'll go see mrs. unit and make her earn her 50 cents
