Stunt Poem
#201
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
skillz don't bother opening your mouth when nobody is talkin to you, and it's not crutch u fvck.... until you spit somethin shut the fvck up pvssy
Relax Crtchrktrcr,
We all know your the ****,
You could take Skillz out,
With only one hit.
Sorry It took so long,
To bust another rhyme,
I was busy ridin,
I didnt have the time.
You say I'm a "Pretty Boy"
You say I'm Like "Kane"
But theres only one problem,
I dont have the fame.
I dont have the skills,
To compare myself YET
The motherfvcker is good,
I have to admit.
I think its funny,
When JD writes a rhyme,
His *** should be aressted,
Its like committing a crime.
By the way crtchrktrcr,
When my magazine comes out,
If its a success,
You'll be in it, No Doubt!!
Well Im done for now,
But keep it goin, its funny,
Im goin back to work,
To try to make me some money.
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#204
Re: Stunt Poem
It looks better in person,
And its brand new,
Ill get you a copy,
And autograph it too!!!!
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And its brand new,
Ill get you a copy,
And autograph it too!!!!
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#206
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Nice try my friend,
But your rhymes are lame,
You and JD,
Are exactly the same!!!
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But your rhymes are lame,
You and JD,
Are exactly the same!!!
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#208
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Im not sure how many are going to be made man so I cant promise anything. But I might be able to pull some strings
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Re: Stunt Poem
I'm back in this thread by popular demand
I've got more rhymes in this b1tch than the desert's got sand
I step up in here with the mic in my hand
I don't need no music I don't even need a band
My lyrics are sick
My style is wild
I'll leave you crying to momma
Like an innocent child
You're raps hold together like a hydrogen bond
They fall all apart before I can respond
I don't know what you are trying to prove
I can't even figure out the point of your groove
Now I'll rise to the top of this rap thread fame
Leaving everyone else to hang themselves in shame
I don't have to rap about ****** your moms
I just come in this thread to drop my lyrical bombs
Big Jarsh
I've got more rhymes in this b1tch than the desert's got sand
I step up in here with the mic in my hand
I don't need no music I don't even need a band
My lyrics are sick
My style is wild
I'll leave you crying to momma
Like an innocent child
You're raps hold together like a hydrogen bond
They fall all apart before I can respond
I don't know what you are trying to prove
I can't even figure out the point of your groove
Now I'll rise to the top of this rap thread fame
Leaving everyone else to hang themselves in shame
I don't have to rap about ****** your moms
I just come in this thread to drop my lyrical bombs
Big Jarsh
#210
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
tneck i listened to what you had to say
but judging from your avatar you're the one who's gay
53 tooth is nothing large at all
a circle isn't starting to turn and then taking a fall
so go back and think, about what you just said
if you're a "founding member" shouldnl't you be dead
you opened your mouth, and garbage came out
your rhyming skills is what i must doubt
now go back and think about what you've done
practice what you preach while i'm up on one
but judging from your avatar you're the one who's gay
53 tooth is nothing large at all
a circle isn't starting to turn and then taking a fall
so go back and think, about what you just said
if you're a "founding member" shouldnl't you be dead
you opened your mouth, and garbage came out
your rhyming skills is what i must doubt
now go back and think about what you've done
practice what you preach while i'm up on one
look at your avatar!! YOUVE GOT POWER WHEELIES...
zip up your jacket, dont want to get dirty,
when your bouncin em up at a hundred and thirty
show me some skill, some true gangsta ****,
THEN ill believe all these rhymes that you spit
but until then go practice, get circle wheelies,
cuz until then your GAAABAGE when compared to me..
so just admit it my friend, you truly can handle this
cuz my avatar, my riding, and yer girl are FAAABULOUS!!!
anyone else havin fun yet??
#211
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JesseJacobs
Im not sure how many are going to be made man so I cant promise anything. But I might be able to pull some strings
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for sheeeeezzy
let me know playa
#213
Re: Stunt Poem
You think your back,
By popular demand?
Have'nt you heard,
I'm the new "Man"
But it's ok,
Don't worry about it bro,
If no one has told you,
Now you know.
I hate that you have me,
Wasting my time,
Having to tell you,
That you cannot rhyme.
You really are,
A big disgrace,
I bet at Stuntwars,
You won't show your face.
Well I guess I'm done,
Rippin on you for now,
If you don't know how to wheelie,
I can teach you how.
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By popular demand?
Have'nt you heard,
I'm the new "Man"
But it's ok,
Don't worry about it bro,
If no one has told you,
Now you know.
I hate that you have me,
Wasting my time,
Having to tell you,
That you cannot rhyme.
You really are,
A big disgrace,
I bet at Stuntwars,
You won't show your face.
Well I guess I'm done,
Rippin on you for now,
If you don't know how to wheelie,
I can teach you how.
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#214
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JesseJacobs
You think your back,
By popular demand?
Have'nt you heard,
I'm the new "Man"
But it's ok,
Don't worry about it bro,
If no one has told you,
Now you know.
I hate that you have me,
Wasting my time,
Having to tell you,
That you cannot rhyme.
You really are,
A big disgrace,
I bet at Stuntwars,
You won't show your face.
Well I guess I'm done,
Rippin on you for now,
If you don't know how to wheelie,
I can teach you how.
By popular demand?
Have'nt you heard,
I'm the new "Man"
But it's ok,
Don't worry about it bro,
If no one has told you,
Now you know.
I hate that you have me,
Wasting my time,
Having to tell you,
That you cannot rhyme.
You really are,
A big disgrace,
I bet at Stuntwars,
You won't show your face.
Well I guess I'm done,
Rippin on you for now,
If you don't know how to wheelie,
I can teach you how.
Ill be at stuntwars,
when they open the gates.
look for T-neck rockin a shoulder brace.
636, crispy tee, all blue and black,
white skull on the front, HAI on the back.
If you still dont see me, its all in good fun,
ill be posted on the podium, on spot NUMBER 1. :YEAH
#215
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Ha Ha good shlt my man. That rhyme was inteded for Big Jarsh though bro.
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#216
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JesseJacobs
Ha Ha good shlt my man. That rhyme was inteded for Big Jarsh though bro.
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Re: Stunt Poem
You ain't the new man, You ain't even the ****
Try to knock me down you're the one that gets hit
You're damn right I won't step foot at stunt wars
I'll be busy at the hotel with your girl and the rest of the ******
Where do you get your rhymes for this thread?
Is it a nursery rhyme book or out of your silly little head?
I've got this ****, I've owned it since day one
Please don't reply, cause your time here is done.
Jesse Jacobs that's a familiar name,
I'm sure I've heard it before
In the same sentence as LAME
You're just a little kid out of henderson Nevada
Why don't you leave this place before you end up a splatta
Now that I've ripped you to **** and left you in sorrow
You should go back to doctor Seuss and return those rhymes
He let you borrow
Big Jarsh
Try to knock me down you're the one that gets hit
You're damn right I won't step foot at stunt wars
I'll be busy at the hotel with your girl and the rest of the ******
Where do you get your rhymes for this thread?
Is it a nursery rhyme book or out of your silly little head?
I've got this ****, I've owned it since day one
Please don't reply, cause your time here is done.
Jesse Jacobs that's a familiar name,
I'm sure I've heard it before
In the same sentence as LAME
You're just a little kid out of henderson Nevada
Why don't you leave this place before you end up a splatta
Now that I've ripped you to **** and left you in sorrow
You should go back to doctor Seuss and return those rhymes
He let you borrow
Big Jarsh
#218
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
Now that I've ripped you to **** and left you in sorrow
You should go back to doctor Seuss and return those rhymes
He let you borrow
Big Jarsh
You should go back to doctor Seuss and return those rhymes
He let you borrow
Big Jarsh
Hahahhaha nice nice...
#219
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JD
Hey dont get offensive, its all in fun....
I mean skillz just called you crutch because your gonna need 2 of em to walk when ya get a lyrical a$$-whippin from me!
I mean skillz just called you crutch because your gonna need 2 of em to walk when ya get a lyrical a$$-whippin from me!