Stunt Poem
09-30-2005, 02:01 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by 929_uR
i didnt bother posting
didnt think you needed more roasting
but i see your *** *** is still sittin here boasting
wow your so great. . . not really im kidding
kids best move is pedal bike skidding.
you talk mad **** bout rhyming so sick..
neglecting to mention how your on the ****.
OOh look at me im gonna be famous..
i get all the girls, yah right your *** is heinous.
little country boys talkin all this noise
riding peoples bikes...really riding toys.
your imagination i see, is really very vivid.
but if you rapped in competition, people would be livid.
theyd be mad cuz you suck and you claim your the best
buggin everybody, time to squash this little pest.
step off son. i aint scared of your gun.
claim you rhyme for real, well i rhyme for fun.
and you still couldnt see me, but would like to be me.
i got the hottest girl, she should be on tv.
but i dont like to share, so i keep her at home.
and whenever im gone, she calls me on the phone.
i say that im out for a ride..
truth is im with your girl and my **** is inside.
shes an ugly ***** but sometimes you gotta do it.
i just use her as a dumpster for my fluid.
so son, shut your trap. you really cant rap.
do what you do best and lie on your back.
take it like a *****, as i cut you up like a surgeon.
now everybody knows your a ***** not a person.
i like how you quote movies mr. denzel
your friend didnt wanna battle cuz he knew it'd be hell.
speakin of your training day...im surgical with this *****.
now step back, and sit down, b4 i kill you like a snitch.
WUT WUT !! RUI !! REP !!
didnt think you needed more roasting
but i see your *** *** is still sittin here boasting
wow your so great. . . not really im kidding
kids best move is pedal bike skidding.
you talk mad **** bout rhyming so sick..
neglecting to mention how your on the ****.
OOh look at me im gonna be famous..
i get all the girls, yah right your *** is heinous.
little country boys talkin all this noise
riding peoples bikes...really riding toys.
your imagination i see, is really very vivid.
but if you rapped in competition, people would be livid.
theyd be mad cuz you suck and you claim your the best
buggin everybody, time to squash this little pest.
step off son. i aint scared of your gun.
claim you rhyme for real, well i rhyme for fun.
and you still couldnt see me, but would like to be me.
i got the hottest girl, she should be on tv.
but i dont like to share, so i keep her at home.
and whenever im gone, she calls me on the phone.
i say that im out for a ride..
truth is im with your girl and my **** is inside.
shes an ugly ***** but sometimes you gotta do it.
i just use her as a dumpster for my fluid.
so son, shut your trap. you really cant rap.
do what you do best and lie on your back.
take it like a *****, as i cut you up like a surgeon.
now everybody knows your a ***** not a person.
i like how you quote movies mr. denzel
your friend didnt wanna battle cuz he knew it'd be hell.
speakin of your training day...im surgical with this *****.
now step back, and sit down, b4 i kill you like a snitch.
WUT WUT !! RUI !! REP !!
You couldnt roast me if your name was Mr. oven
You might stunt, but whoever said you can rap was a dumb one
Im THE one son, there aint no need for any boasting
You wanted to get murdered, you did soon after your posting
SL rap battle awards, Im so good I won it AND hosted...
I know Im not great, b1tch im the greatest
Thats the reason why your hatin, and the reason your girl tastes this...
I told your "hottest girl" to take this, she started shakin' & statin'
"If 929 measured his 3 times to your once, he wouldnt make it.."
Im on the d1ck?, your a funny guy
Mr. "flog the dolphin", thats why I murder and wont follow with high-fives
Cuz your rhymes like your sex life, not erected and neglected
I dont shop for jewelry but your girl loved that pearl necklace
After you out with "hot girl" spendin loot buyin purses and dresses
I have them items laid on my dresser, her spread out and naked...
Yet Im not famous, I dont get ALL the girls...
Over 50% have std's those can stay in YOUR WORLD
Country boy talkin noise, but come to t-town get beat down and left
on the ground curled../
My imagination is beyond vivid,
So is yours though, ya talk to gurls with "adams apples" sayin u get women?!
You rhyme for fun? Im glad, cuz your rhymes are so sad..
You aint scared of my gun? dont hafta be to get clapped..
I wanna be you?, thats a laugh,
You make me L-O-L
Your girl IS on tv!, CNN about that beached whale
See well, the boy is nicer then nice when it comes to battles
Your rhymes is all childish, so I guess i ROCK your Rattle...
Get your **** torn and tattered...
I guess your average, but my rhymes are badder
Call me KFC ho, cuz your bout to get battered..
You were with my girl with your d1ck inside?
Thats ok, she wasnt surprised with a d1ck THIS WIDE --> |^| <-- ur cack
Its friday, and yes I'ma pimp all right
If rhymin was fist fightin, you caught a K.O tonight
Go ahead cut me like a surgeon!,
I been shot at twice, you think that knife gon' cause a hurtin?
And I admit, I'm not a real person
You arent either your an actor in a movie...titled "40 year old virgin"
My friend didnt battle, cuz it would be a hurtin'
I will give you a shotgun, but you prolly couldnt even shoot and hold it...
If you reppin RUI, they must be embarassed
Askin J-dot, me or you, who gon tell this kids parents
That he got careless, and rhymed with the wrong guy
Your rhymes is more lazy then D-bo's eye..
Thanks for the try, thanks for the attempt
But i did you like your girl and treated you like a b1tch
9-2-9 U R trying to rap
But you need more fvckin hours in a day to take me off the map....
Served..... :YEAH
09-30-2005, 03:10 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
I want more votes dammit....
i admit 929 came....decent, lol but my punchlines/metaphors are pretty pimp...which his was lacking in that department...still good either way aint hatin pimp!
i admit 929 came....decent, lol but my punchlines/metaphors are pretty pimp...which his was lacking in that department...still good either way aint hatin pimp!
09-30-2005, 03:11 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by skillz954
ehh.....I think it would be more impressive in person, delivery and vocal beat would make the difference....
09-30-2005, 03:13 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
man i would try to come back with somethin but i suck at rapping i'll post up a diss on someone when i actually think of one that rhymes and is funny.. so be on the lookout ninjas
09-30-2005, 03:42 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
jd you sure talk about how you're so great... 929 smoked u cupcake
If ya say so
, i dont think so imo, id like to see more input/votes....but if everyone thinks he did then cool i aint trippin, but id like to see you take your try @ me, quit d1ck ridin and show your skill! 
09-30-2005, 03:51 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
b|tch i have typed like 3 pages on this thing already... don't encourage me to post! i am tryin to get work done...it's not goin so well... maybe once i get some work done tearin u apart will be my reward
HEy im workin too!....well...kinda lol...2 more hours til the weekend! yaaaah.... :YEAH
09-30-2005, 04:03 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JD
Makes 90% of the rhyme, just hearing it or how its flowed....thats why in my rhymes i use italics/bolds to show emphasis on a word i would say different if sayin it out...if i flowed it out, it may a lot more impressive...just it flows damn good when i read it out...
09-30-2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JD
If ya say so
, i dont think so imo, id like to see more input/votes....but if everyone thinks he did then cool i aint trippin, but id like to see you take your try @ me, quit d1ck ridin and show your skill!
09-30-2005, 04:23 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
skillz don't bother opening your mouth when nobody is talkin to you, and it's not crutch u fvck.... until you spit somethin shut the fvck up pvssy
I mean skillz just called you crutch because your gonna need 2 of em to walk when ya get a lyrical a$$-whippin from me!
09-30-2005, 04:35 PM
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Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
skillz don't bother opening your mouth when nobody is talkin to you, and it's not crutch u fvck.... until you spit somethin shut the fvck up pvssy
