Dude I usually hate these lame joke e-mailes but I got this one today:

Dumb Vermont Laws

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. (Still on records)

At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

Whistling underwater is illegal.(Still on records)

Barre has a law that states that all residents shall bathe every Saturday night. (Still on records) ((this is now applicable to Drew Stone))

 

Barre has a law that states that all residents shall bathe every Saturday night. (Still on records) ((this is now applicable to Drew Stone))


LOL too fricken funny

 

that is pretty strange.

 

whoa...thank god i don't live in barre.....i couldn't afford the water bill....once a week is overkill

 

"Barre has a law that states that all residents shall bathe every Saturday night. (Still on records) ((this is now applicable to Drew Stone))"

I wonder why it's Sat. Night? My new life in Barre is definitly strange!!
My girl tells me another law still on the books states "One single man cannot own One sheep". When asked why she responded "The only reason One man would own One sheep is for sexual purposes".

 

Reminds me of a story.

My buddy went to the Doctor's the other day....The Doctor asked what was wrong with him and my buddy said he thought he had some sort of STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease, duh). The Doctor said...."Nah, you're fine....you're just allergic to wool".

 

I heard that Barre law also states "getting your granite on" is highly illegal.

 

beetle!!

 

When are we hanging out you ****?

 

Waiting room what what?? spread the word. lets setup a time bitches.

cornhole dung beetles.

 

Where's the waiting room? Burlington? Sat. Night, let's do it...Who's down?

 

Onion give me a buzz we'll go

 

i'm in..

 

Hey if I bring my truck, can I come out and play?

 

Bunions,
DT tonight !!! its in stone

 

Whatever we do It's gotta be after the Yankee game which starts at 4.

 

Boy this is gonna be good since your going out with a bunch of Red Sox fans!!!

We won't let Santana ruin your whole night buddy! Think happy thoughts!!

 

Made it through the night with no fights. This week might be a diffrent story.

 

didn't get a chance to make it out.
We'll have to start some fights when your dome piece gets all healed.

come film with us and hang out the next time we rock.
We were right by landair/rebull... keep it on the DL.

~J