Sillyneck

Okay guys...I don't think many of you fall into the category of riders I'm about to discuss but if you are one of these folk please quit it

The parking lot tank ride, or tank ride for distance:

Who the hell are you people....I just saw a vid on here that reminded me of how much this pisses me off I go to the hang out on thurs nights here and for the most part it's a show n shine crowd w/ very few stunters. There's always at least 20 @$$holes that roll in or out of the parking lot on their tank like something cool's about to happen. WTF???????? if you can't stunt just ride the goddamn bike that has equal tread on the front and rear tires to the parking space and get off. It does not look cool....you are not tricking people into thinking you're sick....if you're sick and you do that everyone knows who you are and it's funny so this does not apply to you. If anyone who meets thurs in sacramento is reading this and you are one of the proud tank riders watch yo self I'm gonna wrap your throttle wide open as you tool by.

The Fuel injected bike, random victory rev producer:

we know you can't stunt.....we've heard a rev limiter before.....we also know that your bike is fuel injected and likely doesn't need to be cleared out every 6 seconds in the parking lot w/ a 8k rpm jolt. Yippee you started your bike w/ out it falling over...no need to draw attention of the crowd to show them you are still upright. Yeehaw you finished backing up and put it in 1st you better let the world know you're about to go forward...what better way to do so than a fatty wrap of the throttle???


Sorry guys....had to vent and hear some others' stories and opinions on squid stunnin 101

add your squid tricks here and I'll put them in the poll.

snigg

sometimes when its real hot i unzip my jacket and sit on the tank, gets a nice breeze up there. thats bout the only time im on my tank, unless im doing spreaders

Wheelie Boy

but it never gets old

TimsKFX400

it does if theyre sitting there like a douchebag in a parking lot not going anywhere.

another thing i LAUGH horribly at is when i see a dude crouched going like 30 mph...omg haha i just point and laugh my *** off. especially the ones, who crouch ALL the way under the windscreen. its hilarious.

Mikie

You know whats EVEN WORSE... those **** that thought they knew and bought a cage.. acting like stunt gods and pull up into a bike night and drop their bike on its side like they dont give a *** cause they be stunna's.

D-UNIT dem xpt

hahahaah i like to call this itchy throttle hand syndrome or I.T.H.S. for short.....this is a definate way to tell someone bought a bike to be an attention *****.....and to get bike ******.

DetroitStyle

My pet peeve = people who buy used 12 bars, all scraped... and never hit 'em themselves. I'd rather have my minty, unscraped 12 bar (yes, I'm working on getting there) than have somebody else's scrapes. In fact, when Dizz (scootertrash) took my bike for a spin I said "As long as you don't scrape the bar"

because, wether I crash and burn or not, I want to be the one who hits it first.


and yeah, the rev limiter thing annoys me too

bad dad

whatever you say. I like my tank ride, biatch..


give me her address phil. I'll pick her up for you....

Sillyneck

u know who it is I'll take care of picking her up...thankya very much .


Okay...so we have a couple of new things to add. ITHS (similar to victory rev but cooler ) and something about crouching tiger riding slowly

bad dad

it'll only take me 15 minutes to get to granite bay.....






you going to reno this weekend?

teva

This **** Is Funny! All Of It Is So True.
I FORGOT THE SUPERMAN [ LEANING FORWARD WITH BOTH FEET ON THE REAR SEAT] MY FAVORITE.

Sillyneck

hands of my lady!

I made an executive decision not to go to reno so that I can get my stuff together to go to biketoberfest and play that game next weekend.

anywho how do you update a poll??? I can't seem to get to it?

thew750

What bout when they stand up on the front pegs................................. WITH NO HANDS!!!!!! Thatz pretty fuggin kool!!!!!!!!!

Sillyneck

man we got some good **** to add....still can't figure out how to update the poll.

Miltown

I cant stand the bikes that have after market pipes, and they go through and take all the packing out cause....well i dont know why...but it sounds like a tin can piece of shat.....

spike_x4

we had a bad case of that around here a few months ago, one of the cops finally got pissed about it, pulls the guy over for having his visor up while sitting there, finds out that he also was unregistered and unindorsed and promptly towed the kids bike. We no longer have this problem.

Chazzworth

That I would love to see.

JonnyJ

Haha the crouching tiger riding slowly is hilarious!!! Saw a kid on a minty 636 crouched over yesterday, probably doing all of 25!!!!

tuhy979

I was riding with this chick the the other night whose only trick was to stand on the front pegs, wich she thought was pretty cool. All of a sudden she tells me she has a new trick, you won't fvckin believe this, She stands up,........... and sits on the fvckin back seat with her arms spread out. She thinks this is the coolest thing in the whole friggin world. Three days later and she tells me she's got wheelies down pat. Yeah fvckin right!