crashed
04-22-2004 | 08:43 PM
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crashed
i went to a spot (an empty road at the campus field house) to practice my wheelies... ive been getting better. i got 1st gear standups on lock 
so i leave to come home because i was getting real tired. on my way home theres a bunch of chicks sittin on a porch, so.. me being me... pulled one up.. had it up down the whole road, and there was a car in front of me. i was looking right at the guy in his mirror. when he looked in his mirror and saw me he slammed on his brakes. why, i dunno. well i set it down real hard and the front washed out on me. bike slid right between the car in front of me and a parked car on the side of the road, with me underneath it. dislocated my shoulder again (i have bad shoulders, they both pop out all the time. well, they havent in a while, but ****, it hurts like a ****) and rashed up my arm and leg pretty good.
lessons learned:
1)dont be stupid in traffic
2)get a jacket
3)dont show off for ugly bitches
so i leave to come home because i was getting real tired. on my way home theres a bunch of chicks sittin on a porch, so.. me being me... pulled one up.. had it up down the whole road, and there was a car in front of me. i was looking right at the guy in his mirror. when he looked in his mirror and saw me he slammed on his brakes. why, i dunno. well i set it down real hard and the front washed out on me. bike slid right between the car in front of me and a parked car on the side of the road, with me underneath it. dislocated my shoulder again (i have bad shoulders, they both pop out all the time. well, they havent in a while, but ****, it hurts like a ****) and rashed up my arm and leg pretty good. lessons learned:
1)dont be stupid in traffic
2)get a jacket
3)dont show off for ugly bitches
how much damage?
04-22-2004 | 08:50 PM
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Re: crashed
lol whats the fun in that? its much nicer to stunt infront of girls then go talk to them. there is a direct corolation between the moisture level in the vigina to the height and lenth of a wheelie. its science, you cant argue with science.
04-22-2004 | 08:58 PM
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Re: crashed
Originally Posted by Tenny
lol whats the fun in that? its much nicer to stunt infront of girls then go talk to them. there is a direct corolation between the moisture level in the vigina to the height and lenth of a wheelie. its science, you cant argue with science.
04-22-2004 | 09:10 PM
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Re: crashed
Originally Posted by Tenny
lol whats the fun in that? its much nicer to stunt infront of girls then go talk to them. there is a direct corolation between the moisture level in the vigina to the height and lenth of a wheelie. its science, you cant argue with science.
nice..... Last edited by Beto; 04-22-2004 at 09:40 PM.
04-22-2004 | 09:58 PM
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Re: crashed
Originally Posted by Tenny
lol whats the fun in that? its much nicer to stunt infront of girls then go talk to them. there is a direct corolation between the moisture level in the vigina to the height and lenth of a wheelie. its science, you cant argue with science.
even works on my beat up *** 900rr
04-22-2004 | 10:16 PM
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Re: crashed
im an ugly ***** ****er my damn self, you have to make shure you pick the right girl to give a ride or thats all youll be doing...know what i mean
instead of this... :SPLAT: , youll be doing this :jerkoff
instead of this... :SPLAT: , youll be doing this :jerkoff
04-23-2004 | 01:54 PM
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Re: crashed
Originally Posted by aNskY
i went to a spot (an empty road at the campus field house) to practice my wheelies... ive been getting better. i got 1st gear standups on lock so i leave to come home because i was getting real tired. on my way home theres a bunch of chicks sittin on a porch, so.. me being me... pulled one up.. had it up down the whole road, and there was a car in front of me. i was looking right at the guy in his mirror. when he looked in his mirror and saw me he slammed on his brakes. why, i dunno. well i set it down real hard and the front washed out on me. bike slid right between the car in front of me and a parked car on the side of the road, with me underneath it. dislocated my shoulder again (i have bad shoulders, they both pop out all the time. well, they havent in a while, but ****, it hurts like a ****) and rashed up my arm and leg pretty good.
lessons learned:
1)dont be stupid in traffic
2)get a jacket
3)dont show off for ugly bitches
so i leave to come home because i was getting real tired. on my way home theres a bunch of chicks sittin on a porch, so.. me being me... pulled one up.. had it up down the whole road, and there was a car in front of me. i was looking right at the guy in his mirror. when he looked in his mirror and saw me he slammed on his brakes. why, i dunno. well i set it down real hard and the front washed out on me. bike slid right between the car in front of me and a parked car on the side of the road, with me underneath it. dislocated my shoulder again (i have bad shoulders, they both pop out all the time. well, they havent in a while, but ****, it hurts like a ****) and rashed up my arm and leg pretty good. lessons learned:
1)dont be stupid in traffic
2)get a jacket
3)dont show off for ugly bitches
*** that man i dont care if my **** was hurtin i woulda got back on my bike quick as hell and followed that motherfuker in the car and proceed to beat the living **** outta him.....no way would i let someone do that **** to me their *** would be wishin real bad they had stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake.......course maybe ur just a nice guy 
