what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
07-05-2008 | 04:57 AM
#141
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
You doing this here(parking lot nearly next to the station and courthouse) is like me shitting in your backyard, disrespectful. 4 unmarked cars showed. 1 officer was rubbing the scapes on the 12 bar, I don't think he understood. The cops run my paper work and wraps it up with "if you want to kill yourself go do it in your driveway". I tried, I'm not good enough for how small it is, someday.
07-05-2008 | 05:18 AM
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07-05-2008 | 05:58 AM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
(passing cars on the shoulder on in a construction zone.)
Cop: ... This isn't California...
Me: You got it sir. Start putting my helmet back on.
Cop: lol. I'm still going to need to see your license.
Me: Ooh ****... sorry. Here.
Cop: You actually have a motorcycle endorsement?
Me: Been transfering it for 13 years!
Cop: Have a good one.
Cop: ... This isn't California...
Me: You got it sir. Start putting my helmet back on.
Cop: lol. I'm still going to need to see your license.
Me: Ooh ****... sorry. Here.
Cop: You actually have a motorcycle endorsement?
Me: Been transfering it for 13 years!
Cop: Have a good one.
07-05-2008 | 06:33 AM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
cop pulls into the parkin lot and rounds all of us up...
First thing out of his mouth.
"You boys got any of them F-T-P stickers on these bikes?"
me: "No sir.... Got a t-shirt in the truck says it real big on the back though.."
First thing out of his mouth.
"You boys got any of them F-T-P stickers on these bikes?"
me: "No sir.... Got a t-shirt in the truck says it real big on the back though.."
07-05-2008 | 06:46 AM
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From: OMR INDUSTRIES in west palm beach florida
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
07-05-2008 | 09:52 AM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
we where at the spot once and a cop car showed up and pulled a mate over (being the kinda mates we all are
everyone ran) later on in the day we asked him what happened he says
cop: what are you doing
chookie: just riding up and down the road
cop:how long have you been riding
chookie:ummmm. 4 years
cop:arrgh thats ok youve been riding for long enough to know what kind of trouble you can get into
chookie ummmmm ok i was.........ummmmmmmm
cop: laterz
everyone ran) later on in the day we asked him what happened he sayscop: what are you doing
chookie: just riding up and down the road
cop:how long have you been riding
chookie:ummmm. 4 years
cop:arrgh thats ok youve been riding for long enough to know what kind of trouble you can get into
chookie ummmmm ok i was.........ummmmmmmm
cop: laterz
07-05-2008 | 09:57 AM
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From: perth w.a australia
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
one other time me and some other mates where at the same spot
cop rock up and pull over (no one was riding)
cop:what are you guys doing?
art:...... just stuff
cop excuse me whos bike is this
art: mine
cop:what is this bar on the back?
art: umm it ummmmmmm it protects the bike
cop: how?
art:when the bike falls over.uuuuummmmm
cop: so why do the scratches all go up
art... ummmm that soo....ummmmmm i just brought this bike
the cop screams to us...... guys if you play nice i will play nicer
we got let off
cop rock up and pull over (no one was riding)
cop:what are you guys doing?
art:...... just stuff
cop excuse me whos bike is this
art: mine
cop:what is this bar on the back?
art: umm it ummmmmmm it protects the bike
cop: how?
art:when the bike falls over.uuuuummmmm
cop: so why do the scratches all go up
art... ummmm that soo....ummmmmm i just brought this bike
the cop screams to us...... guys if you play nice i will play nicer
we got let off
07-05-2008 | 10:06 AM
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From: Knoxville,TN
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
my boy gets popped doing a wheelie on the freeway, cop's right behind him...finally gets us pulled over, and yells, "I hope you blow your damn fork seals doing that **** on the freeway" impounds his bike and writes a ticket. we take off and get the truck to pick his *** up and go get his bike outta impound. The next day the same cop shows up at the dealership i work at, we start talking...I said was it necessary to impound his bike?? He said.."i just wanted to see his 250 pound *** hop on and ride pole to hole with one of you two" ended up fixing my buddy's ticket.
07-05-2008 | 10:35 AM
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From: Kampala, Uganda
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Dunno about other places, but our traffic cops here in Uganda wears safety helmets when directing traffic. So he pulls me over and asks:Where's your helmet?" I had a quick look around, didnt see a cop bike, so I asked him :Where's your bike!?"
He didnt find it as funny.
He didnt find it as funny.
07-05-2008 | 12:57 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
This is a picture story of something that happened a few months ago:
hahahahahahah was a big joke, he pulled up to the spot and was just watchin us and we were just talkin and we see my friend chris just pullin into the spot on his VFR400, so the cops like: "ill pretend to arrest you and see what your friend says" so i went through with it, cop kept saying im gonna go to jail for 10 years and **** hahahahha all chris could manage to say is: "hes only stunting hes not a serial killer, dont be so hard on him officer"
he turned out to be the coolest cop ive ever met
hahahahahahah was a big joke, he pulled up to the spot and was just watchin us and we were just talkin and we see my friend chris just pullin into the spot on his VFR400, so the cops like: "ill pretend to arrest you and see what your friend says" so i went through with it, cop kept saying im gonna go to jail for 10 years and **** hahahahha all chris could manage to say is: "hes only stunting hes not a serial killer, dont be so hard on him officer"
he turned out to be the coolest cop ive ever met
07-05-2008 | 01:04 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
One nite I was rockin a standup down the highway clownin around by doin a Wink1100 and signaling my back n forth lane changes. Not more than 65mph . When I put the wheel down the red n blues go on . Some big bull of a statie storms up to me yellin "U know y I pulled U over ?" I was like "Crap , I forgot to put my seatbelt on again !" Cop looks at me funny , looks at the bike and goes back to his car. He comes back , tells me to "get the *** off his highway" and hands me a $35 seatbelt violation.
holy **** thats hillarious, i gotta give it to u man this should get em laughing....imma use this excuse and see how it works out lmao..... and also fellas start carrying that get outta jail free card from monopoly lol
07-05-2008 | 01:15 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
I was driving in my truck and I got pulled over for who knows what.
cop:License and registration please.
I reach for the glove box to get the registration.
cop:Your breath kinda smells, what's in that bottle?
me:Water, that's my water bottle.
cop:Let me smell that.
I hand him the bottle, he smells it.
cop:This is wine.
me:Praise the Lord, He's done it again!
cop:License and registration please.
I reach for the glove box to get the registration.
cop:Your breath kinda smells, what's in that bottle?
me:Water, that's my water bottle.
cop:Let me smell that.
I hand him the bottle, he smells it.
cop:This is wine.
me:Praise the Lord, He's done it again!
07-07-2008 | 09:46 AM
#156
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From: Closest to hell without being burnt, GA
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
I had a cop about to flip his lid cuz i rolled a stoppie, he was screaming at me and his face was beet red and veins were popping out of his neck like a drill sargent.
i must have really upset him... ya, and i got the ticket...
i must have really upset him... ya, and i got the ticket...
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