"You got a license there, son?" *pull it out*


"You don't look old enough to drive"

 

got pulled over for doing a highchair wheelie in howard wisconsin so the officer walks up and he says

cop: how old are you son!
me: 19! why are you my long lost father? please tell me you are i have been looking for you for so long!!
cop: DONT get smart with me son! do you want to live to see 20? anyways do you know why i pulled you over!
me: it would probly have somthing to do with the highchair wheelie i just did!
cop: so why didnt you pull over when i turned on my lights?
me: honestly that was one of the best high chair wheelies i have ever done and i didnt plan setting it down for you! plus i figured i was getting a ticket so i better make it worth it!
~~~~cop goes back to his car then comes back~~~~~~
cop: well here are your tickets
me: i looked and almost **** my pants
cop: gave me my tickets and left also said if he ever saw me doing it again he would take me straight to jail!

SEE THE PIC OF THE TICKETS THAT WAS COMPLETE HORSE ****! OH WELL!

 

when I was 17 we would all hang out in my town's bowling alley parking lot. This one cop whenever he would see us would search us, harrass us, make us pick up garbage around the area or any other stupid demeaning task he could think of basically because nothing went on in town and he was just such a dick.
who ever owned the lot decieded to put up street lights throughout the lot.
first they put up a 3 foot concrete base then mount the lightpole on the concrete.
we of course hung out where the lights were not up yet just the concrete bases. Our favorite cop comes rolling through starring us down and rams right into one of the bases. oil and antifreeze everywhere cop smashes his head against the windshield. we just laughed and pointed

 

Bwwaahhhhhh, thats the funniest thing ive ever heard...serves him right for being a jerkoff!! Im suprised he didn't make you clean up the oil and coolant.

 

I was riding fiddys with XRodgerCC yesterday in a walmart parking lot when the evanston PD roles up. Dude starts asking us about the bikes, and what quad he should get. Just as we are about to leave his female partner says "lets see some wheelies" lol Rodger knocked out some circles and I did a highchair as they cheered us on over the PA. Just before we left he said "why can't I do that on my XR650?" and Rodger answered "I could"


See the video in "THE TAKEOVER"

 

I was out on Saturday nite with about 6 other bikes and I decided to wow the croud with a good 'ol Flamingo. So I go ahead and do the stunt right there on the freeway and just as I come down from it and sit down, I see RED and BLUE!!!!! So I got off the freeway and pulled over and waited for the cop to walk over to me. He gets up next to me, looks at me with a look like on his face like he just saw a GHOST and the tone of voice of a little kid says, "What do call that?" He said it like it was the Sickest S*it he'd ever seen in his life! He walked back to his car and sat for about 10 minutes and brought me back a careless driving ticket for $300

 

 

When I get pulled over and the cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I always say "I have a strong feeling you do". And there sence of humor usually goes away pretty quick.

 

months after my accident i started driving, a week later i made a legal left turn through a green light under safe conditions... got pulled over... cop comes up and says
"hey eric i saw ya there that was pretty close"
-"close to what?"
"running a red light"
i turned around -"the lights still green"
-"well then if your paperworks ok i'll let you go"
handed him my license and he says "wait you still have a license??"

 

" Is that a real dog?".........My puppy(fox terrier) was in my tank bag.

 

this ones better though. a few days later im in fairfield and it had been raining that day. me and my friend left his house to go to a party, came to a stop sign n seen hte cop on the street to the right. stopped at the stop sign and swung the car *** out trhough the intersection and made a left. got pulled over officer says
-"do you know why i pulled you over"
"yes sir, i made a left and the back end swung out"
-"why'd you do that?"
"well im not from here sir it wasn't raining at home, i had a bad accident and just started driving again and my foot slipped off the clutch pedal because the water on the ground soaked into my shoe and theres a lot of oil on the ground...see" pointed to the pedal so he could see it was wet, ran my l's checked my papers and let me go with a warning that its dangerous to drive at night when it's wet

 

last one. i bought my truck in december on non op with tags expired from 2000 n i keep my plate in the back windoe, driving through sf i got pulled over
-"are you serious?!?!?!?"
"bout what officer?"
-"you're driving around with october 2000 tags!!!!!!"
"yeah i just got it thats why the dmv gave me this" showed the bull dyke the dmv temp paper n she throws a fit that it's sposed to be in the window and my plate goes on the bumper. i told her i usually have a bike in the back n so with the tailgate down how would she see my plate? then i asked her
"now for how long you've been behind me running my plates your computer already showed you my reg is up to date so whats the problem?!?!?!?!?"

 

3 of us are talking at the lot, they stop and fat cowboy comes out and asks: "What are you doing?", then "what are you smoking?" and then "what happened to the tank?", and after I tell him I did it he asks do I regret doing that...lol

 

got surrounded in a acme lot once, 1st cop gets out and says to us "how many of them "ftp" stickers you guys got?"

guess he must have transfered in from ohio.

he turned out being an alright. told us to do it in someone else's town. Just thought it was funny that he know's about the FTP stickers.

 

Cop: "cant you boys go ride somewhere else, like in the car park by the beach, some girls might show you there boobies if you ride there"

me: "really!?!? sweet!!"

 

Not bike related but..

We were at a car meet in San Jose, everyone just chillen. SJPD rolls up asks us what we're doing, he starts talking to us telling us he's got the highest score on whatever game they have on his computer in the car.. then he tells us he's bored and we should go over to the other side of town because he heard theres racing going on...and he'd like to chase someone....

And Another...

A buddy of mines was driving down the street and Oakland PD rolls up, starts hitting hte gas on /off on his crown vic ( causing it to Dip ) and asks my friend if he wants to race..haha OPD just dont giva **** most of the time, when they see us at the street races they used to do burnouts and whip it out of driveways..

 

No joke:

One time I got pulled over riding my tractor careening all across the road. I stop, and the cop begins to come over. The tractor is spewing oil all over everything and belching real loud and backfiring (the exhaust pipe also fell off), and I swear the cop just stared for like a minute, trying to figure out what he's looking at. I just sat there like, "Umm..." and finally he just said, "Uhh ... you need to... I guess... get that thing off the road ..?" So I told him I would and drove it back across the road to the powerlines!

What was he going to do anyways? Charge me for reckless driving?!! Or better yet, impound it? It's a tractor that's worth ZERO! Even if he did, the tractor would probably give all them cops cancer for all the radiation and crap leaking out of there! Hahaha

Gets me out of trouble every time... I love it.

 

holy ******* thread dig

 

We were riding about 6 deep. Everybody else riding were easy going with nice bikes and my nasty looking streetfighter. I pulled up a standup and had been riding it in the middle of the group, just cruisin', for about a half mile when we saw a sheriff up ahead clocking. I immediately put it down and we all dipped to the first left right before him. Kept looking back as we were riding away and never saw him turn down that street so we took the first right and started hauling *** through some curves till we came up to a stop sign. When we stopped I looked back and saw 2 Sheriff's haulin' ***!! Turn back around and saw another one coming from the right. We just sat there. They ended up pulling each of us seperately into the cars and questioned us asking each one "Who pulled the wheelie?, Who pulled the Wheelie?", "All you got to do is tell us who was doing the wheelie and we won't get everybody for speeding". Remember, I'm riding in a group of nice shiny bikes and mine's streetfightered and frankly looks like ****. No one fessed up. They didn't give out any tickets.

As they were getting ready to leave one of them walked by me and said "NICE WHEELIE, JUST NEXT TIME, DON'T DO IT WHERE WE'RE ALL MEETING FOR A LICENSE CHECK"

Good Times

 

It looked like this cop worked a double or something....he looked really tired....he said "i was looking for a parking lot to pull over in, but you guys are always here"....you had the be their really...he waves to us when he comes through now.......i thought that was funny