what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
03-22-2004 | 08:42 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
I burned out in front of a pool hall, and saw a cop riding behind me once I got to the street. I didnt think he was gonna pull me over, **** I was wrong. I turned in to a side street and he followed so I was like "****, he's gonna pull me over" so I thought instead him throwing the discos on I was just gonna pull over. I pulled over and then he throws the lights on.......
me. hello sir
him. do you know why I pulled you ova?
me. is it cause of the burnout?
him. yea, that's about it...why did you do it? Hold on, do I smell mar-huana?
me. what? what are you talking about? I dont smoke, I dont even smoke cigs....we just had some taco bell
him. doesnt smell to me like taco bell, smells to me like you've been smokin the green- by then i was laughing which prob did help....
me. look sir, we dont smoke, do you wanna search the car?
him. you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and do that.'
me. ok suit yourself....
we get out and he starts looking, all he finds is my lil bros toys...I was laughing and giving him ****, I kept pointing out places he could look for some pot... then he was desperate, he searched me and my friend, he started to search my g/f then I was like "no man, you dont do that" he backed off. He looked so sheepish and just got back in his car and drove off..........*******
me. hello sir
him. do you know why I pulled you ova?
me. is it cause of the burnout?
him. yea, that's about it...why did you do it? Hold on, do I smell mar-huana?
me. what? what are you talking about? I dont smoke, I dont even smoke cigs....we just had some taco bell
him. doesnt smell to me like taco bell, smells to me like you've been smokin the green- by then i was laughing which prob did help....
me. look sir, we dont smoke, do you wanna search the car?
him. you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and do that.'
me. ok suit yourself....
we get out and he starts looking, all he finds is my lil bros toys...I was laughing and giving him ****, I kept pointing out places he could look for some pot... then he was desperate, he searched me and my friend, he started to search my g/f then I was like "no man, you dont do that" he backed off. He looked so sheepish and just got back in his car and drove off..........*******
03-22-2004 | 08:48 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Originally Posted by Dyno
I burned out in front of a pool hall, and saw a cop riding behind me once I got to the street. I didnt think he was gonna pull me over, **** I was wrong. I turned in to a side street and he followed so I was like "****, he's gonna pull me over" so I thought instead him throwing the discos on I was just gonna pull over. I pulled over and then he throws the lights on.......
me. hello sir
him. do you know why I pulled you ova?
me. is it cause of the burnout?
him. yea, that's about it...why did you do it? Hold on, do I smell mar-huana?
me. what? what are you talking about? I dont smoke, I dont even smoke cigs....we just had some taco bell
him. doesnt smell to me like taco bell, smells to me like you've been smokin the green- by then i was laughing which prob did help....
me. look sir, we dont smoke, do you wanna search the car?
him. you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and do that.'
me. ok suit yourself....
we get out and he starts looking, all he finds is my lil bros toys...I was laughing and giving him ****, I kept pointing out places he could look for some pot... then he was desperate, he searched me and my friend, he started to search my g/f then I was like "no man, you dont do that" he backed off. He looked so sheepish and just got back in his car and drove off..........*******
me. hello sir
him. do you know why I pulled you ova?
me. is it cause of the burnout?
him. yea, that's about it...why did you do it? Hold on, do I smell mar-huana?
me. what? what are you talking about? I dont smoke, I dont even smoke cigs....we just had some taco bell
him. doesnt smell to me like taco bell, smells to me like you've been smokin the green- by then i was laughing which prob did help....
me. look sir, we dont smoke, do you wanna search the car?
him. you know what? I'm gonna go ahead and do that.'
me. ok suit yourself....
we get out and he starts looking, all he finds is my lil bros toys...I was laughing and giving him ****, I kept pointing out places he could look for some pot... then he was desperate, he searched me and my friend, he started to search my g/f then I was like "no man, you dont do that" he backed off. He looked so sheepish and just got back in his car and drove off..........*******
we'll have a lot less accidents to attend that way 2. I get tired of that chit + calling moms and dads and telling em that their son or daughter is raggin the **** outta their car gets old too Jeskismo did this really happen???? I know you's old enough to put my hands on so I was just wondering
03-22-2004 | 10:14 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Originally Posted by mekrew
not bike related but
me and a friend went night fishing on a private lake in this rich neighborhood and needless to say i guess it wasnt late enough because we saw people in some of the houses moving around (they called cops).. so we decided to sprint through a field and back to the car ..
we get pulled over with the good ol "hands out the window" the cops come talk to us and were like we got a trespassing call and we were like ya we didnt know if was private until we saw the signs thats why we left .. the cop was like "let me check out your fishing rods" me and my friend were like
so we show the cop and hes like these are nice how about i keep these and you guys go home with no tickets .. we both laughed and were like these cost more than the tickets well take the tickets the cop laughed too and was like "damn .. worth a try" and let us go
me and a friend went night fishing on a private lake in this rich neighborhood and needless to say i guess it wasnt late enough because we saw people in some of the houses moving around (they called cops).. so we decided to sprint through a field and back to the car ..
we get pulled over with the good ol "hands out the window" the cops come talk to us and were like we got a trespassing call and we were like ya we didnt know if was private until we saw the signs thats why we left .. the cop was like "let me check out your fishing rods" me and my friend were like
so we show the cop and hes like these are nice how about i keep these and you guys go home with no tickets .. we both laughed and were like these cost more than the tickets well take the tickets the cop laughed too and was like "damn .. worth a try" and let us go
03-22-2004 | 10:21 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
I got a bunch of them, but this was one of my favorites:
Cop: So, how fast are you gonna tell me you were going back there?
Sonic: Umm..I'm not. I was looking where I was going, not at the dash
Cop: Seriously, how fast?
Sonic: Seriously, I'd tell ya, but I don't know
Cop: Think it's safe to say you were doing at least 5 over?
Sonic: Sure. But I'm not admitting to 5 over either.
Cop: think it's safe to say you were doing at least 130?
Sonic: Oh at least
Cop: Huh?
Sonic: At least 130...
Cop: heh, you're pretty funny
Sonic: I like to think so. But at least I'm honest right?
Cop: Yup, the cruiser hit the governor at about 126 and you boys were just walking away. Why'd you stop?
Sonic: I dunno...thought you might be cool if I was honest about it.
Drove off with no tickets.
Cop: So, how fast are you gonna tell me you were going back there?
Sonic: Umm..I'm not. I was looking where I was going, not at the dash
Cop: Seriously, how fast?
Sonic: Seriously, I'd tell ya, but I don't know
Cop: Think it's safe to say you were doing at least 5 over?
Sonic: Sure. But I'm not admitting to 5 over either.
Cop: think it's safe to say you were doing at least 130?
Sonic: Oh at least
Cop: Huh?
Sonic: At least 130...
Cop: heh, you're pretty funny
Sonic: I like to think so. But at least I'm honest right?
Cop: Yup, the cruiser hit the governor at about 126 and you boys were just walking away. Why'd you stop?
Sonic: I dunno...thought you might be cool if I was honest about it.
Drove off with no tickets.
03-22-2004 | 10:27 PM
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From: houston,tx
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Originally Posted by Sonicjay
I got a bunch of them, but this was one of my favorites:
Cop: So, how fast are you gonna tell me you were going back there?
Sonic: Umm..I'm not. I was looking where I was going, not at the dash
Cop: Seriously, how fast?
Sonic: Seriously, I'd tell ya, but I don't know
Cop: Think it's safe to say you were doing at least 5 over?
Sonic: Sure. But I'm not admitting to 5 over either.
Cop: think it's safe to say you were doing at least 130?
Sonic: Oh at least
Cop: Huh?
Sonic: At least 130...
Cop: heh, you're pretty funny
Sonic: I like to think so. But at least I'm honest right?
Cop: Yup, the cruiser hit the governor at about 126 and you boys were just walking away. Why'd you stop?
Sonic: I dunno...thought you might be cool if I was honest about it.
Drove off with no tickets.
Cop: So, how fast are you gonna tell me you were going back there?
Sonic: Umm..I'm not. I was looking where I was going, not at the dash
Cop: Seriously, how fast?
Sonic: Seriously, I'd tell ya, but I don't know
Cop: Think it's safe to say you were doing at least 5 over?
Sonic: Sure. But I'm not admitting to 5 over either.
Cop: think it's safe to say you were doing at least 130?
Sonic: Oh at least
Cop: Huh?
Sonic: At least 130...
Cop: heh, you're pretty funny
Sonic: I like to think so. But at least I'm honest right?
Cop: Yup, the cruiser hit the governor at about 126 and you boys were just walking away. Why'd you stop?
Sonic: I dunno...thought you might be cool if I was honest about it.
Drove off with no tickets.
5 over and you were going 130 ... hahahh
03-22-2004 | 11:22 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Originally Posted by ryanaka99cents
I know you's old enough to put my hands on so I was just wondering , and it really did happen PM her
03-22-2004 | 11:50 PM
#88
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Posts: 295
From: EHT, N.J.
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
i'll tell ya a lil one,
a couple of us pull into WaWa, and my friends bike completely dies
he has no licence or insurance, registration or anything. i cop pulls up and starts talking to us. i figured he wasnt going to talk much but he gets in talking with him telling him these bike are fast and there is no way a cop could catch him, and telling him that them cop cars a slow.
Me if i had no licence there would be no way i would bullshit with a cop like that, expecially if my bike was broke down.
oh another good one, there was about 30 - 40 of us we went to Wildwood where the top speed is 30. I was in the front leading not going over the speed limit or anything and all of a sudden. The police block off the intersection and several pull in behind us. A couple of them get out of of the car and one says on the mic "ok now listen up, there will be no more of your pathetic little wheelies or little burnouts in this town, no revving your weenie bike engines, or any other stupid tricks, you will all get your ***'s on your bike and leave town in an orderly manner, if one of you get out of line i will impound all of your bikes, no if - and - or buts.
a couple of us pull into WaWa, and my friends bike completely dies
he has no licence or insurance, registration or anything. i cop pulls up and starts talking to us. i figured he wasnt going to talk much but he gets in talking with him telling him these bike are fast and there is no way a cop could catch him, and telling him that them cop cars a slow.
Me if i had no licence there would be no way i would bullshit with a cop like that, expecially if my bike was broke down.
oh another good one, there was about 30 - 40 of us we went to Wildwood where the top speed is 30. I was in the front leading not going over the speed limit or anything and all of a sudden. The police block off the intersection and several pull in behind us. A couple of them get out of of the car and one says on the mic "ok now listen up, there will be no more of your pathetic little wheelies or little burnouts in this town, no revving your weenie bike engines, or any other stupid tricks, you will all get your ***'s on your bike and leave town in an orderly manner, if one of you get out of line i will impound all of your bikes, no if - and - or buts.
03-23-2004 | 07:03 PM
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From: SO FLA - a state unto itself
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
about a year and a half ago i got pulled over on my old enduro...
Cop: you know why i pulled you over?
Me: i have no idea sir.
Cop: well i noticed that you are missing a mirror, you have no blinkers, and your tag isn't lit. (it was 8:30am)
Me: Well, sir first off you only need one mirror as long as its the left one, you don't need turn signals on a motorcycle, and come here and look at this...see this, it is clear, this is where tail light shines onto the tag.
Cop: Go wait over there
25 minutes later
Cop: OK you can go, must be your lucky day
he had me wait on the side of the road for 25 minutes looking in his statute book to make sure what i said was true...and it was
oh yeah he was bike cop too
Cop: you know why i pulled you over?
Me: i have no idea sir.
Cop: well i noticed that you are missing a mirror, you have no blinkers, and your tag isn't lit. (it was 8:30am)
Me: Well, sir first off you only need one mirror as long as its the left one, you don't need turn signals on a motorcycle, and come here and look at this...see this, it is clear, this is where tail light shines onto the tag.
Cop: Go wait over there
25 minutes later
Cop: OK you can go, must be your lucky day
he had me wait on the side of the road for 25 minutes looking in his statute book to make sure what i said was true...and it was
oh yeah he was bike cop too
03-24-2004 | 12:57 AM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
today my guy parker and i were out, we went way the hell out in the county thinking we would be safe.....well we are ridin' out some nice stand ups and whatcha ****in know we get pulled over, the state trooper was in an unmarked, she gets out laughing her *** off, says "at least your wearing helmets and gear" then she looks at me and says "ever think to look and see who is behind you", "what do you think riding wheelies with a trooper behind you rates on the dumd ***-ometer?". i tell her about a 10 then ask when troopers got crown victorias, they have always had caprices as far as know in wisconsin. she lets us go with a warning for un-neccesary accelaration.
03-25-2004 | 01:33 AM
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From: Acworth, GA
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Not a bike story but still funny.
My buddy was crusing up I-75 doin about 120mph, passes a cop, gets pulled over:
Cop
pissed off) do you know how fast you were going?(sarcastic)Where's your pilots licence son?
Mikepulls out his Pilots licence)Here you go sir
Copstarts laughing)Well thats a first. Just slow down son.(Walks off)
no ticket not even a warning
My buddy was crusing up I-75 doin about 120mph, passes a cop, gets pulled over:
Cop
pissed off) do you know how fast you were going?(sarcastic)Where's your pilots licence son?Mike
pulls out his Pilots licence)Here you go sirCop
starts laughing)Well thats a first. Just slow down son.(Walks off)no ticket not even a warning
03-25-2004 | 01:44 AM
#92
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Posts: 5,430
From: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Originally Posted by r_stilz
Not a bike story but still funny.
My buddy was crusing up I-75 doin about 120mph, passes a cop, gets pulled over:
Coppissed off) do you know how fast you were going?(sarcastic)Where's your pilots licence son?
Mikepulls out his Pilots licence)Here you go sir
Copstarts laughing)Well thats a first. Just slow down son.(Walks off)
no ticket not even a warning
My buddy was crusing up I-75 doin about 120mph, passes a cop, gets pulled over:
Cop
pissed off) do you know how fast you were going?(sarcastic)Where's your pilots licence son?Mike
pulls out his Pilots licence)Here you go sirCop
starts laughing)Well thats a first. Just slow down son.(Walks off)no ticket not even a warning
03-25-2004 | 06:44 AM
#93
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From: Phoenix
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Got pulled over when I lived in Houston on Rankin....
Cop....what r u doin?
Me.....just cruisin round
Cop....i've seen u out here alot
Me.....i doubt that, i usually ride on the interstate or somewhere other than here(which is the truth)
Cop....nope, it's you that's always out here...i recognize the fur
Me.....but there's other bikes that(cuts me off)
Cop....shut it, i know what i'm talking about
He let me go with a verbal
This one pissed me off....
Travis county(Houston) sheriff on a harley pulls me and my buddy over
Cop.....(after talking to my buddy and writing him something) ur gettin pretty good at those
Me.....good at what?
Cop.....that wheelie
Me......what?? i didn't do one(my buddy's the one)
Cop....yes u did, i saw you..(now mind you both r bikes r furred)
Me.....whatever
The a$$hole then tells me to unscrew my plate which is mounted infront of my rear tire and hand it to him cause he couldn't read it
He also gives me crap about not having a Texas license and how he could take us to jail but he didn't wanna take time to get a cruiser out there. He then writes me an 'Exibition of Acceleration' ticket. When me and my buddy got to school I asked what ticket he got and he said "a dirty license plat" WTF! We could of easily outran that douche, but we thought we'd be nice and pull over. 
Cop....what r u doin?
Me.....just cruisin round
Cop....i've seen u out here alot
Me.....i doubt that, i usually ride on the interstate or somewhere other than here(which is the truth)
Cop....nope, it's you that's always out here...i recognize the fur
Me.....but there's other bikes that(cuts me off)
Cop....shut it, i know what i'm talking about
He let me go with a verbal
This one pissed me off....
Travis county(Houston) sheriff on a harley pulls me and my buddy over
Cop.....(after talking to my buddy and writing him something) ur gettin pretty good at those
Me.....good at what?
Cop.....that wheelie
Me......what?? i didn't do one(my buddy's the one)
Cop....yes u did, i saw you..(now mind you both r bikes r furred)
Me.....whatever
The a$$hole then tells me to unscrew my plate which is mounted infront of my rear tire and hand it to him cause he couldn't read it
He also gives me crap about not having a Texas license and how he could take us to jail but he didn't wanna take time to get a cruiser out there. He then writes me an 'Exibition of Acceleration' ticket. When me and my buddy got to school I asked what ticket he got and he said "a dirty license plat" WTF! We could of easily outran that douche, but we thought we'd be nice and pull over.
03-25-2004 | 12:04 PM
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Originally Posted by Manny
Interesting!!!!!
We now have a cop harrasing & monitoring posts on Stuntlife!!
We now have a cop harrasing & monitoring posts on Stuntlife!!
Yeah no doubt......I thought I was the only one who noticed
03-25-2004 | 03:50 PM
#95
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Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
Originally Posted by Mellen_MPZ
Yeah no doubt......I thought I was the only one who noticed
who???....i only read this page of posts....im lazy sue me
03-25-2004 | 04:24 PM
#96
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Posts: 2,025
From: Miami, FL
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
I was driving in my truck and I got pulled over for who knows what.
cop:License and registration please.
I reach for the glove box to get the registration.
cop:Your breath kinda smells, what's in that bottle?
me:Water, that's my water bottle.
cop:Let me smell that.
I hand him the bottle, he smells it.
cop:This is wine.
me:Praise the Lord, He's done it again!
cop:License and registration please.
I reach for the glove box to get the registration.
cop:Your breath kinda smells, what's in that bottle?
me:Water, that's my water bottle.
cop:Let me smell that.
I hand him the bottle, he smells it.
cop:This is wine.
me:Praise the Lord, He's done it again!
03-25-2004 | 05:21 PM
#97
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Posts: 251
From: edgefield, sc
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
on the bike, early am light rain, pull out my drive headed to work, a min later I notice blues and pull over.
cop: That was your house you just pulled out of right?
me: Yeah.
cop What are you doing driveing so fast?
me: Clearing the rain off the windshield.
cop: You didn't see me behind you?
me: No, I couldn't see good so I wasn't looking back.
cop: You know this street is a 25 zone?
me: yes.
cop: then slow the **** down, you know there are kids on this street.
and he left without another word, no ticket for speeding, or no tag, or no ins, or no mirrors, or burned out rear tire, I later found out from aother cop that he clocked me at 85. That is one cool dude, and he does not ride.
In the car, running 145+ on a straight but hilly road, as I creast a hill I see a light bar comeing my way right over the next hill, I jam the binders till it hurts, I let off them right as I top the hill, speedo says 53 (55 zone) right as a state trooper comes into sight and instantly my radar detector goes off. He never missed a beat, his hand went straight from the radar control to one of the most pronounced
I've ever seen. I looked in the mirror to see what he was doing, all I saw was several hundred feet of black marks and the air full of smoke, I almost couldn't see his car, but he kept on going. I lmao all the way to the house.
James.
cop: That was your house you just pulled out of right?
me: Yeah.
cop What are you doing driveing so fast?
me: Clearing the rain off the windshield.
cop: You didn't see me behind you?
me: No, I couldn't see good so I wasn't looking back.
cop: You know this street is a 25 zone?
me: yes.
cop: then slow the **** down, you know there are kids on this street.
and he left without another word, no ticket for speeding, or no tag, or no ins, or no mirrors, or burned out rear tire, I later found out from aother cop that he clocked me at 85. That is one cool dude, and he does not ride.
In the car, running 145+ on a straight but hilly road, as I creast a hill I see a light bar comeing my way right over the next hill, I jam the binders till it hurts, I let off them right as I top the hill, speedo says 53 (55 zone) right as a state trooper comes into sight and instantly my radar detector goes off. He never missed a beat, his hand went straight from the radar control to one of the most pronounced
I've ever seen. I looked in the mirror to see what he was doing, all I saw was several hundred feet of black marks and the air full of smoke, I almost couldn't see his car, but he kept on going. I lmao all the way to the house.James.
03-25-2004 | 06:23 PM
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From: Poway, CA
Re: what was the funniest thing a cop has said to u after he pulled u over ???????
A friend of mine got pulled over for doing whatever, and as the cop walked up he hands the cop a "get out of jail" free card for monopoly. He let him go with nothing.
