Well since I am a cop I don't mess with other riders. But I had one that was being a real d**k to me after I wheelied past him. After I told him what I do he tried to be cool saying that it was the coolest thing he ever saw. I told him see ya' later and left on the back wheel.

 

This Is How Stupid Cops Are. I Am Doing A Slow Wheelie And I Guess I Passed An Unmarked Cop Car, So I End Up Turning Around To Catch Up With Some Friends At This One Place I Pull In 2 Mins Later Here Comes A Cop:

Cop. Was That You Doing The Wheelie Up The Road? I Am Not Going To Write You A Ticket (yeah Right <----- My Thoughts)

Me. Nope I Been Standing Here For About 15 To 20mins.

My Friends: Yeah He Was Here.

Cop. Well An Unmarked Cop Car Just Passed A Guy That Fits Your
Discription Saying You Where Doing A Wheelie.

Me. Well It Was Not Me I Seen The Guy Go By Though And I Am Not The Only Guy That Rides A Red Bike With A Black T-shirt On And A Jeans. Can I Ask You A Question?

Cop. Whats That?

Me. Did They Get My Plate #?

Cop. No

Me. Then How Do You Know If It Was Me Or Not?

Cop. Well Don't Let Me Catch You Again.

Me. You Didn't Catch Me....

Needless To Say The Fell For The Oldest Trick In The Book.

 

what trick was that the part you told him it was you and he did what he said which was he wasn't going to give you a ticket it's highlighted for ya j/p with ya man

 

My Bad I Ment Did They Get The Plate #? The Trick The Fell For Was The Old School "it Wasn't Me It Was The Other Guy"

 

"Don't even think of going anywhere!!" As I sit on my parked bike with my feet over the wind screen watching 4 more cruisers pull in....

"I'm not gonna give you a ticket, I just had to do something, there were to many cars around" after accidentaly powering 2cnd by a parked cop

 

Take your helmet off when your talking to me ,boy

 

haha that made me remember one

i cant see your eyes.

 

One of the few times I was pulled over was by a co-worder who is now a ME STATE POOPER TROOPER. He got a call I was coming into town at a high rate of speed by a volunteer firefighter. I met him at an intersection and he motioned for me to stop so I entertained him by doing so (notice my sarcasism wanna be a copper can't catch me beyatch).

Anyway Pete pulled up beside me and said did you just pass Andy at about 80. I started laughing told him to multiply it by 4 and divide it by 2 and he'll be more on the money. We bullshit for a couple then Andy come driving by. I told Pete to have a good day and took off to catch that little fu(ker. With Pete behind us I pulled up next to the little bitch and yanked a wheelie right on pass the fu(king woman beating bastard. I paid him back a year later when I arrested him for domestic violence

 

i dunno what the hell the cop was saying but we were at the industrial park practicing, and a trooper came in followed us out to the highway then he started yellin **** on his microphone at us on the highway, all i heard was .. "got somthing to say to me punks" "better not ever see you punk *** kids here again" was pretty funny, said some other **** we couldn't understand

 

a cop stepped into the middle of the road with a flashlight and flagged me to pull into a strip mall parking lot. i had just wheelied through the intersection and figure i was gonna get hit with a dangerous driving ticket. turns out he never saw the wheelie, but stopped me for speeding. as he was looking at my ownership and insurance slip, i pulled off my helmet and shook out my hair. he looked up, smiled all of a sudden, dropped the a$$hole act, and said "oh, sorry miss. didn't mean to trouble you. you look like a smart girl with a good head on your shoulders, just try to slow down a bit next time." rode off without a ticket and a big smile. it's good to be a girl.

 

COP: LET ME RIDE YOUR BIKE OR I'M GOING TO IMPOUND IT.
ME: GO AHEAD SIR
COP: WHOOO HOOOO AS HE PARKED IT ON THE BAR
ME: HOLY CRAP
COP: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, THEN GOT IN HIS CRUISER AND DROVE OFF..

 

let me see your hands !!

(with gun drawn)

i guess we fit the decription of another car ??

 

i gotta story for this thread

last summer were all on our way back from the river walk on 55 and this rookie on a 1k keeps on trying to race me " i got the worst dam head ach " finally he get next to me again i wave for him to go i drop that bitch in 3rd go tearing past his *** on a wheelie the bike comes down i see him in my mirror im just about to shift to 6th then a squad appers in the middle of the high way like 400 ft in front of me with know lights on so i l jam the breaks dont wanna pass the cop ! so the cop slows to 45 we go 40 the cop slows to 30 no one will pass him so im like **** it i go cruzing past him then the cherrys hit so im like dont look over and hopefully hell pull over the gixxer then the sirens blareing i look over to my side and hes screaming out the window he runs me to the left side of the h/w jumps out the car all crazy bout it then says " know why im pulling you over " im like know officer he grabs me by the back of my coat walks me over to the car points at the rader and says 137 mph you know what happens know i can take you to jail and impound your bike but im gonna let you off cause at least you pulled over for me then this cop is sitting there rambling on and on then pops out i have a f3 at home so were sitting on the side of the highway just b/s about riding i go to the cop dam i got a bad head ach he walks over to the cruzer walks back and gives me a asprin then he is still going on and on about riding **** he even gave me a light for my cigg coolest cop ever

 

me;wutt up and the black and white were like "you look white is your mama chinese"me

 

eyes all slanted and red all day errday.someone should start what was the funniest thing the major case squad said to you.

 

Well, this happened in a car, but this was def. some BS.

I was riding with my brother, sittin shotgun, and as we pull a left turn through an intersection, the mini van in front of us nails the brakes. My brother hits his brakes to avoid rear ending the van, and we realize that the van almost hit a motorcycle cop coming up into the turn lane we're curving around. The cop pulls US over for following too close, even though we only got close because the van almost clocked him and had to jam on their brakes to avoid hitting him head on. I guess the dumb a$$ porke would have preferred we ram the van.

 

I got pulled over going 100 plus the cop came up to my bike and said son listen closely you are the dumbest person I have ever met and my life! I said well we havent offically met sir...Hi my name is Josh uhhhh officer ummmm didn't catch your name...Doesn't matter son...Well as he walked back with my ticket I said what is the ticket for he said speeding and wreckless endangerment...... I said excuse me this is coming from somone whos name is it doesn't matter!!!

 

omg u fukin crak me up bitch *** ere charlee merfee SLAP hheehhee

 

not bike related but

me and a friend went night fishing on a private lake in this rich neighborhood and needless to say i guess it wasnt late enough because we saw people in some of the houses moving around (they called cops).. so we decided to sprint through a field and back to the car ..

we get pulled over with the good ol "hands out the window" the cops come talk to us and were like we got a trespassing call and we were like ya we didnt know if was private until we saw the signs thats why we left .. the cop was like "let me check out your fishing rods" me and my friend were like so we show the cop and hes like these are nice how about i keep these and you guys go home with no tickets .. we both laughed and were like these cost more than the tickets well take the tickets the cop laughed too and was like "damn .. worth a try" and let us go

 

Nothing but love from the Trout Trooperz