so me and the boys were cruisin, playing it cool and get rolled for 43 in a 40. cop proceeds to give us the run around, plates, mirrors, pipes, etc. Then we get the speech... i know what it's like blah blah blah. I used to have a ducati, if you've even heard of them. The're hand made italian bikes built for the autobahn(german). Much faster than any of these. the laughter started and he looked like a pissed off school girl. do your home work douche bag.

 

they called me black hat and the 110lb cop proceeded to beat my boy(250lb blackbelt) in the head w/h his maglight,trust me you had to be there.but he let us go no charges,alot better than getting arrested. :YEAH

 

cheaper too.

 

It always carcks me up when they say " Do you know why i pulled you over" Ya ok like ur gonna answer that...... Your thinking of 14 things u'v done wrong and prob not one of them is why he pulled u over.........
Think it over.....

 

My favorite is,

Do you want to go to jail?

What do they expect you to say, yes?

 

"Is this really YOUR car?"

 

We were in a rest stop in Mass ,a cop pulls in the exit ramp comes up to us and asks us if we were racing up and down rt 7 ,we tell him no ,and then he goes on to tell us that some kids were racing last week and they took off on him ,and he wasnt going to chase anybody on a bike ,we were like thanks have a good one and he left :YEAH

 

i got that one before.. also

"Thanks for pullin over, you have respect for the law...... unlike your buddies."

 

about three years ago when DTE owned the streets of Boston and Mass in general:

cop: which one of you was doing the backwards wheelie?
me: backwards wheelie? where is this guy, we wanna sign him up right now to ride with us!

cop: huh? license and reg please...whaddya doing all the way down here from maine....

bs, bs, bs, bs....see ya lata!!!

 

once i got pulled over and he asked me how fast i thought i was goin and i said uh 55 but i was doin 67 in the ditch and he said whats ur name and i told him my best freinds name and where he lived and said id meet him there. when he found out i tricked him i seen him agian and he said lets go to ur house and i said ok he asked if i had anything to say before this went down and i siad yea my dad has cold BEER. lol he let me go.

 

COP: 'you wanna tell me what the hell all that was?!?!?!?'

ME: 'I don't know what you're talking about'

COP: 'I seen everything'

ME: 'Everything starting when??'

COP: 'when you pulled away from the first light, pulled a wheelie, ran the next yellow light, cut off that van, and then you rode between all the cars at the next red light to get in front of all the traffic'

ME: 'Oh'

COP: 'well I don't have time to write all of that up, or even what to ticket you for'

He gave me an improper lane change ticket and left . . . .


HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Last summer I picked up a wheelie on the highway, checked around, looked clear, jumped up to the balance point and ran with it,,,had a few guys I don't normally ride with behind me,,, so I carry this dog around a nice long corner and hit a about a mile straight stretch when the guy in the car beside me starts pointing back and mouths "look behind you" SHIIIIIIIT!
I pull over and the cop walks up to shakin his head, I guess he was behind me the ENTIRE time (no video either #$%@)

"you know I can do anything I want right now"

dude was cool though gave me a 10 over the speed limit, then asked me how I wheelied around the corner

now why didn't any of those dorks I was riding with ride up and tell me to put it down

they were just watchin and laughin,,,,,fugggers

 

just remembered one - not me but still funny.

Anyways, a buddy of mine gets off the highway and pulls a nice rollin' stoppie commin up to the 1st light off of the off ramp. He lands it and some punk in the civic beside him at the lights says 'hey man, that was cool'

Just before the light is gonna turn green, he says 'oh yeah (pulls out a badge) next time bring it to a stop on 2 wheels' and then just pulls away.

 

my roomate has that plate on his bike lmao!! :YEAH

 

Myself Emily and Hessogood were ripping around the fellsway in boston one night I decide they were going too slow.......so I pass them and start ripping it up I looked in my mirors see no one, stand up ont he pegs had the clutch in ready to bring up a nice 2nd gear stand up, then wallah I see the blues. Apparently the cop was behing us the whole time.

Anyways He's behind me and then Emily and Hesogood catch up to the cop. We all walk up to the cop:

me: Hey how is it going tonight?
bacon: It was going fine until I ran into you three clowns!!

I almost pissed my pants when he came back wiht that one. He was cool and let us go.

KB

 

"Nice Haircut!"

I got a Mohawk at this time I was about 170 Km/h in a 70 km/h zone, crossed 2 lines and run over a other traffic sign. He was really nice and just gave me a ticket for running over one Line (35€). He could easlily take away my License at this Time, but he told me he is into Streetbike riding too, and know about the Speed

 

one time me and about five buddy were out practicing, and a unmarked car rolled and flipped on the strobes, we ran o corse he followed me. I tryed to pull in a drive way it was blocked off so he pulls over. He said I now you saw the strobes, I said everybody has strobes these days. He just looked at me and said get rid of those ugly seats and left, I had them rapped in snow lepard.

 

damn every cop that pulls me over says

Your going to jail tonight and arrests me. where are all the cool cops at?

 

i would really concider myself being cool, but I'll let you go as long as you agree to wreck it when you go to take off...........that way I got some good video from the cruiser cam

 

got pull over for speeding, he asked me where i was going and i said back to school. he asked me what school i go to and i said Curry College. Then he asked me if i was majoring in being an *******!?!?!?!