FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-18-2003, 06:45 PM
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FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I was riding a long *** wheelie down a main route on the side of the road, on my mountain bike, and this cop comes up behind me and puts on the wailer, I'm like *****, the 5 0!!! I stop, pull over, and he pulls up beside me. He rolls the window down and yells at me: "If I ever catch you riding a wheelie again, I'm gonna take your bike and impound it" He had his ticket book out, he was going to write me up for Operating To Endanger!!! (DTE and the gang would be so proud, lol) So real nice and $hit I'm like "ok officer, I'm sorry, I know what I was doing was stupid, I won't do it again officer, many apologies" So he's like "well, alright, being your first time, I'll make it a verbal warning, at least you were wearing a helmet, gloves, and leather. I'll let you go this time" and he drives off. After he was a fair distance away I screamed at the top of my lungs, FTP!!!!!!!!!
That was kinda funny, I almost took the ticket for my first Driving To Endanger, but then I would have a record, and all that entails. But the strange thing is, I'm on a pedal mountain bike, not a motor vehicle, but I guess because I was on the main street, he had the right. At the time I was like oh $hit, but now it's funny.
FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP!!!!!!
That was kinda funny, I almost took the ticket for my first Driving To Endanger, but then I would have a record, and all that entails. But the strange thing is, I'm on a pedal mountain bike, not a motor vehicle, but I guess because I was on the main street, he had the right. At the time I was like oh $hit, but now it's funny.
FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP FTP!!!!!!
11-18-2003, 09:52 PM
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Originally posted by ericgsxr
That's some serious gear for a mountain bike...
That's some serious gear for a mountain bike...
The pig pulls up to me in a cruiser with the light bar going and everything, he only blew the wailer to get me over. phukin pig, it's not the first time either, lol
11-18-2003, 10:23 PM
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well, the story goes like this, https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...threadid=20500 thats my old account
11-23-2003, 09:46 PM
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man, thats worse than my last ticket. I was riding to meet some guys and practice and my front tire blew out. I was in a gas station waiting for my boys and this cop pulled in, busted my ***** for no mirrors and a busted tail light. then runs my reg and insurance and says it wont come up and I gotta prove it in court. worst thing is my reg and insurance are legit.
Dick left without even askin if I was cool.
COPS LIE.
Dick left without even askin if I was cool.
COPS LIE.
11-23-2003, 10:27 PM
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WOW, that's phucking bull$hit DBAdrums, cops are dicks, I prolly could've given him lip and gotten the ticket, then rape him in court, but my recruiter and parents wouldn't appreciate it. 
11-23-2003, 11:45 PM
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you shouldn't have pulled over, just kept wheeling on down the road, thats what i would have done and then I would have played deaf, ive doen it before. Its funny **** just pretend like you know sign launguege and if he writes something say you can't read.
11-24-2003, 11:02 PM
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Originally posted by DBAdrums
man, thats worse than my last ticket. I was riding to meet some guys and practice and my front tire blew out. I was in a gas station waiting for my boys and this cop pulled in, busted my ***** for no mirrors and a busted tail light. then runs my reg and insurance and says it wont come up and I gotta prove it in court. worst thing is my reg and insurance are legit.
Dick left without even askin if I was cool.
COPS LIE.
man, thats worse than my last ticket. I was riding to meet some guys and practice and my front tire blew out. I was in a gas station waiting for my boys and this cop pulled in, busted my ***** for no mirrors and a busted tail light. then runs my reg and insurance and says it wont come up and I gotta prove it in court. worst thing is my reg and insurance are legit.
Dick left without even askin if I was cool.
COPS LIE.
what an *** Cops do suck sometimes though, but then I have a few cops that are cool and come over to my place and drink on their last hour of duty. 
Sorry to hear that though bud 
11-25-2003, 01:16 AM
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Glad to hear you didn't get in trouble! f-ck em. can't believe you even talked to him. scratch the car w/ you bike then bounce out! 
I used to get f-cked w/ constantly on my mountain bike. Before I got into street I was quite the pimp on my downhill bike.
Longest flat land wheelie was 7.5 miles on a 1/4 mile running track
1 mile no handed (clipless pedals only...couldn't do it w/ regular pedal)
@14 mile coaster wheelie down mt. rose hwy in lake tahoe.
I think I did a solid mile rolling endo (too slow too be cool..maybe 10 mph) at the end of that same downhill then crashed pretty good on my head
I have been lit up a million times by patrol cars, bike cops, horse cops, highway patrol. F-ck all of them, I've never not been able to get away on my bicycle. there's always a big drop off or a stair case that they aren't brave enough to f-ck w/ FTP!!!!!
I used to get f-cked w/ constantly on my mountain bike. Before I got into street I was quite the pimp on my downhill bike.
Longest flat land wheelie was 7.5 miles on a 1/4 mile running track
1 mile no handed (clipless pedals only...couldn't do it w/ regular pedal)
@14 mile coaster wheelie down mt. rose hwy in lake tahoe.
I think I did a solid mile rolling endo (too slow too be cool..maybe 10 mph) at the end of that same downhill then crashed pretty good on my head
I have been lit up a million times by patrol cars, bike cops, horse cops, highway patrol. F-ck all of them, I've never not been able to get away on my bicycle. there's always a big drop off or a stair case that they aren't brave enough to f-ck w/
FTP!!!!! 
