ok boys and girls here is the skinny.

Thursday 9:30 pm Departure
20 hours later we arrive in Denton went to practice for a few hours and had the first taste of LLBB.

Sat. Qualification day....the track staff were ********. the cops were ********. Other than that everything was gravy. the day started off a bit slow, but picked up after noon time. Sometime in the afternoon the girls and I get some beer and are wasted by the end of the day. As we are standing around the end of the track the guys observed Sunshine giving instructional information for individual Freestyle. The kicker is they are Bouncing *******. Her, Pam and Tammy are all drunk as ****, bouncing *****, and giving each other BOOB fives??? Ha Ha (like a high five with *******)
So after they put on a show for everyone in pit row we leave the track and head for

What-a-burger
Foto gets the idea for the girls to order and bounce their **** at the same time...a truly funny act in person...
We are accompanied by: Drew Stone, Kyle, Ant, Chauncey, Foto, Gorka, and more. Some girl is running through the parking lot topless and hops into a Mercedes. Being the tru pervs they are, all the single guys head outside to see whats really going on….they ended up with the lookgoodfaraway syndrome. Cause as they got closer she had 4 teeth and they all had each other in the headlock.
Back inside Jacob decides to demonstrate his Fire breathing ability, which almost engulfs Kyle Woods. The employees get worried and secretly call the police. In anticipation of this we head outside where Kyle and Drew are trying to convince someone to tie the Giant 30 ft What-a-burger inflatable to a car and drive it down the road. We call it a night shortly after that.

Sunday- big day for finals….nothing crazy happened.

Standings end as follows:
Team
Geared up 2nd place

Jacob placed 3rd twice Sickest Trick & Pro Freestyle
Aaron placed Second Sickest trick

Everyone is happy and we head back to FL minus Aaron who stayed to PIMP and PARTY with the playboy girls…yea right……

Troy bitches up on the drive and leaves Gregg’s truck hanging minus one driver as he decides to fly back.

10 hours of the 20 back we double back to pick up foto, dirty b, chauncey, eric and redline Jessie because Dirty crashed the **** out of redline jimmy’s truck.

So now 5 people 1 more trailer heavier we head back to FL…..that’s pretty much the scoop, nothing real crazy happened, but we had a good time.

LAta

 

oh **** i cant believe i forgot the funnies thing, well at least to jacob and i.

we would be driving for hours and get hungry and have no where to pull over and out of nowhere Ed would pull sandwhichs, burges, and whatever else out of hiding spots..i mean **** was squished stepped on and a day old this ***** ****a was still eating it.

really funny nasty ****.

 

but you forgot the best part of the whatabuger experience.... the Kyle Woods fire ball .... Kyle just sitting there with his whataburger eating away and Jacob and AAron engulfing him with a huge fire ball while inside the building....

Also while at the track Ant decided to spit fireballs at ... you guessed it Kyle Woods and caught his pants on fire.... but never fear being the saftey contious people of the stunting world we were prepared and hit him with a powder fire extingusher to douse the flames.... really crazy stuff.....

 

ok i guess i need to wake up and read it before i post something...

 

LOL..........Great times.......You forgot to mention that the crash was caused by someone else running into Jimmy's excursion.......

 

I also dont think it was the staff just the police that had something to prove!!!!!!!

 

that's why your paid to Ride not think!

because i almost choked some little 15 year old bastard STAFF member for back talking me.

not to mention every staff person at every gate.

 

There is a reason for it.................Also if you give it you will get it.............




Or it could have been that they did not know who you thought you were................

 

You kidz looked great out there. I had a lot of fun. Maverick...good times, good stories. We need to work on that pony tail issue you have. Julie, Sunshine and Pam I had a lot of fun with you galz. Sunshine, I'm practicing my boob tecnique religiously!! All in all we kept in good spirits considering the 40 hours we were all crammed together! Thanx guys for a fun weekend!You kidz looked great out there. I had a lot of fun. Maverick...good times, good stories. We need to work on that pony tail issue you have. Julie, Sunshine and Pam I had a lot of fun with you galz. Sunshine, I'm practicing my boob tecnique religiously!! All in all we kept in good spirits considering the 40 hours we were all crammed together! Thanx guys for a fun weekend!

 

Definitely had great times with the Geared Up crew!

I also want to give a BIG TAHNKS to you guys for back tracking and picking up the stranded goofballs that destroyed my truck !

Congrats on the wins guys and will see you all soon.

 

Damn bro sorry to hear bout your truck!
It sounds like I missed out on a really good time!

 

If you guys sucked, we would still be sitting in New Orleans with a trailer full of bikes and no ride. But since you guys don't suck, you turned around and picked us all up and brought us back to FL.

THANKS FOR NOT SUCKING!



On a serious note, what you guys did for us deserves thanks beyond words. Anything that any of you ever need, don't hesitate to call me. 407-221-7932

 

Ya what he said. Thanks

Dav

 

Like I said I would like to think that you guys would have done the same thing for us if reversed........Thats the way we roll !!!!!
Like on our trailer ..."Dont talk about it ....... be about it".......


Lata,
Gregg

 

Gregg has this itch he has been trying to get rid of........think you can help????

 

Does it just itch or does it burn too? I'll go see what they have at the store for that.

 

WOW, that explains a LOT!

 

Hey guys.. i dunno if yall remember me or not but I just wanna say that im glad you guys had fun here in Texas and Im glad yall are ok after the wreck....

Congratulations on the 2nd place team win !!!

Everytime yall wanna come over just let us now so we can all have a great time...

PS : Oh ..and i was part of the staff members....but i dont hink i was a DICK ...was i ???

 

Thanks for the offer.......... I think everyone is saying track staff and not the "stunt comp" staff............. For the most part everyone was cool.......



Lata

 

...good times......congrats 's