What waz the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to you while riding?

 

LOL i do dumb **** all the time that is part of the game when your pushing yourself!
-sean

 

did a burnout in a high school parking lot and dropped the bike in front of a lot of kids
but i learned not to care since it's part of the game, like sdudgeonr6 said

 

shot myself in the head with a shotgun while riding a wheelie

 

Being female I get the obviouse disrespect from the fellas, "just a girl they say",she'll never keep up! well I was out to proove em wrong I though yer I'll go hard and keep up with these *******. after an hour of hard core riding, I could feel my arms giving way a little. we stoped for 15 min and we were off again. this time we were heading off down hill, Im not one for down hill but I was out to proove my self and so far they were impressed. we came to this last down hill slop, i nearly died when I saw it, it was almost strait up and down verticle, even the gies hesitated at first.
I though well heres my change to make them pewk with envy and I took off down the slope on my own before anyone.
looking back as I roosted the wimps I lost control of the bike
and went flying off sideways then started rolling down this nasty slope.
I finaly hit the bottm, I lay there for a few moments, making sure I was still alive. I sat up and checked for broken lbones, and wounds.
other then a few minor scratches and aches i was fine. The gies still laughing made there way down successfully asking if I was ok.
yer I said as i bent over to fix the buckle on my boot. the gies started up laughing hesteracally again , what? i said was it that funny? Yer said one of the gies and you have impressive crack, you should wear undies next time. my pants must of split on the way down. just my luck.
mellissa gibson

 

I wasn't riding but. I was getting gas and my phone rang. I tried to get my phone and pour the gas. The nozzel came out of my tank and gas went every were. I thought it was wicked funny and was laughing but none of the people that saw it would laugh cause they were all too embaressed for me

 

puked inside my helmet, the result of an extremely severe hangover

 

Did the gas one also.. Sprayed it all over myself cause it hit the lip of the tank. It sucked bugtime cause I was on my way to pick up this ****in hot *** chick..

 

once when i was in high school i was talkin to this hot girl and i layed against my bike and it fell over. and another time i was showin off by my high school popin wheelies and goin fast then the next thing i know i trun around and i have 2 state troopers with there lights on it was at lunch so everyone was there. was a long time ago so no one remembers

 

I sneezed inside my helmet, and lost all my vision, and lost control and went off the road. that sucked. then, I was ridin my 91 ninja zx7 when I was 15, and I thought I had a massive fart, but it wasnt a fart!! I fuc*in sopped my shorts, and that sucked, even though nobody knew about it, it was still mad embarrasing... I went to a nearby friends house to get a quick clean up, but nobody was home, so I went inside his kid sisters playhouse, ripped up a corner of carpet, and proceeded to wipe. then I was reluctantly forced to retire the tainted boxers, so I threw them in the bushes. Later on, I found out that my boys gardener found the underwear, complete with burnout debris still entombed inside!! thats it for me. - then, nobody knows about this either, last week, I botched a 12oclock, and fell off. When I bounced off the ground, I peed just a little bit. Kinda gave me diaper rash after a few good hours into our practice session.

 

dropped my bike in a dirt lot (b4 dropping bike wuz )

 

Nugget, that was funny as hell!!!

 

i hopped on my friends harley. it had foward controls on it. i was wearing a tanktop,boxer shorts and a loose pair of shorts. i pulled up to a red light there was a old couple all dressed up sitting in the right lane. they kept looking over at me and pointing. i figured they wore checkin out the bike or me bein all bad-*** and stuff. i looked down, from having the foward controls my shorts blew up and all my junk was hangin out.

 

i was behind this old guy once on this twisty road who was going about 25mph. as the road turned to two lanes i flew by him...

about 100 yards down the road was a real sharp turn, ate total **** over a curb.... actually quite scary and i got kinda ****ed up, but it was embarassing cause i was all pissed at this old guy who drove by my broke *** after i wrecked...

 

i was sitting on my bike in a driveway talkn when we desided to go inside i thougt the kickstand was down and walked away as it went over. my 954 only 2 mo. oldd!!!!!

 

suddenly mine doesint seem so embarassing anymore

 

lmao that is some funny ****

 

Well wasnt riding but was washing the bike when I threw the hose down on the ground...the phucker landed perfectly on the handle and the stream of water hit me square in the face. Scared the ***** out of me, for a split second I panicked as I couldnt see anything but water !!!!
The neighbor said it was the funniest thing he has seen in awhile....would of been hilarious to see it...
Cheers
SK

 

i was challenging my friend to a 35mph endo contest my gsxr vs his moped. ( please note he has many years of exp) well i tried for every last inch..... i got 61feet and he got 60 feet...... unfortunately it costed me for that extra inch

 

This a funny thread. My most imbarrasing, um, had a concert with about 50 people outside one of the big shopping centers one night. We had been riding wheelies down the road next to it, so I decided to show off before we went back out riding and busted a endo out in the middle of the show. Well, I busted it out, then busted my (^* flipped right over the front, embarrasing as crap.