guy at school told me this one:

He borrowed a friends Ducati, cleaned it really good, detailed every inch, then spray TireWet on the tires, takes it out and totalls it going around an on ramp.

 

This really isn't embarrassing so much as it screwed up my life. I came Back down to Daytona for college this fall. My brother brought my bike and I down. But a couple of days into school, a hurricane was heading right towards Daytona so my school had to evacuate. I didn't have anywhere to go around here, and I had just started seeing this chick back home before I went back to college. So my dumbass desided to go see her. I took the trip all the way to CT, yes thats right a 20 hour trip on my CBR900rr. NON-STOP!! By the time i was going through New Jersey the metal was showing on my back tire, i had to sweat it through New york and finally made it home With almost not rear tire. As you were expecting My new chick and I had an awesome time, but eventually broke up with me and ruined my life for a little bit. When i left CTto come back to Daytona. i wasn't willing to take the trip and didnt have the money for it anyway. I flew down w/o my bike and it is still there, at home.So I dont have a bike b/c of a girl. F-U JEN!

 

eeek that sucks...I bet your family and friends are laughing at you ;/

 

Behind my back, I'm sure.
But i know a guy who bought his girlfriend fake *****, she broke up with him shorty after that, he is still paying for them

 

/\ that's harsh, if I was to buy tatas for my old lady, I would want a contract saying I could play with them twice a week and every other weekend until they were paid back to me.

 

lol thats awsome idea, contract to give nookie twice a week for fake ***** even after break up

 

when you're done with her, you can refer to her as the ***** you bought tatas for. She contractually had to give it up, until you got your moneys worth---she had sex for something of value, dumb ho.

Hahahaha her fake ****, cost her her reputation. BRILLIANT!! (from commercial)


Not just twice a week---also every other weekend!!!

 

yes mate you are...... .We stop think WTF then you come past we **** our self and catch up

 

Ok Again in English please??

 

Yep.....glad i was joking

 

OK...

I just got my nice new 250, putting a load of miles on it (spring/summer 03) and was taking it in to get it tuned and oil change and everything like that. i had a buddy in his car with directions since i didnt know where hte place was and wanted someone to chill with while we waited.
Anyway, we get to a stoplight downtown Madison, and some crazy lady is ahead of my friend, who's in front of me. When we start to go the lady slams on her break for a d*** squirrel! a squirrel!!!! so of course my friend slams on his breaks.
unfortunately for me it was my plan to speed past both of them to look cool. so in the process of stopping i locked my front and the little bastard just started tipping on my leg. I ended up holding my bike half down in the middle of a busy intersection, blood from the peg all on my pants, and n00b written all over me. i felt like an idiot.

long, crappy story, but hey, atleast i didn't drop it....

 

I would say the most embarrasing thing that happened to me was when i was coming down my street revving my engine thikin i was cool showin off to the neighbors that now hate me cause i have a bike i was pulling into my driveway and i stalled it and dropped the bike on its side in front of a couple of neighbors. it happened like a week after i got my bike too.

 

I'm sure you're not the only one that has done that

 

Another time, I was riding my bike to work early in the morning. I stopped at this stop light ( the only one in town back home). Anyway, I went to put my foot down but the cuff of my pants was caught on the gaurd near the foot pegs. I was tipping over slowly and kept on trying to pull my leg out. I fell over what seemed like in slow motion. If i had pull my leg out then down i would have been fine but i just fell over. Lucky i live in a small town and no one was around to see it.

 

LOL I've been lucky the 2 times that has happened to me. Both times I just ripped my pants half way up the leg.