My shiny new RR.............

I thought everyone would enjoy my misfortune. Yesterday was a great day for riding here in Tulsa so I go to meet a friend with an R6 at a convenience store, as I pull up on my shiny new RR I notice two hotties coming out so naturally I pull right up to the front door rev the engine a bit and goto set my right foot down and my left foot to my kick stand some sorry A** leaked some slick rihtg where I was stopping and as you all can guess I went straight down and did this totally uncool Austin Power kung foo roll into the car beside me LOSER I was not hurt and the only damage was rear wiew mirror and turn signal and my PRIDE!!! Th worst part is the two hotties had about five more friends still in the store and were coming out as I was lifting my bike back up. I sat there for fifteen minutes with my helmet on and visor down waiting for my friend. Fell free to bash away!



I cut and pasted this story from another forum I posted it about a year ago.

 

hitting a false neutral when just banging a little wheelie from stop sign to stop sign slowly in town. happens all the damn time w/ the kawi! I feel like I've never ridden. the bike slams down and everyone looks. gotta then grab 2nd gear then and bang it into a rev limit coaster for redemtion

 

Awhile back I was on my old EX500, I was coming up to an intersection that was pretty busy and cars in the other lanes were all stopped up waiting to go and all. I had the green, the road ahead of me was clear and no cops were around so being stupid I thought "Hmmm, it would be cool to ride a wheelie through that intersection there and show off to all those people". Well I must have got a little too pumped up and not been thinking right or something because I grabbed the clutch, dropped it into 1st, freakin' redlined it and just let it go. It came up way to high way to fast and freaked me out so I mashed the rear brake as hard as I could and the front end just comes slamming down to earth. Well when it came down it hit the ground so hard that my new skater shoes flew off!!! So my new shoes are sitting in the middle of the intersection, and I ride in just my socks up the road far enough to get out of the busy area. Then I park the bike on the side of the street, got off and walked to the intersection and stood there to wait for the cars to clear as I watch them run over my new shoes. Well once they cleared I ran out into the middle of the road put my shoes on, ran back to my bike as fast as I could, jumped on and got outta there like a bat outta hell. This one car just sat and watched the whole thing too, must have been funny as hell to them lol. But yeah.... From that I learned to never ride in loose skate shoes and don't do tricks through busy intersections. So there's one of mine, I would tell some others but damn this is already to much haha.

Peace Off...

 

Oh ****......I have to do that!!!!

 

Fell asleep oon the bike (only for a second) when I woke, freaked out thinking what the hell am I doing on my bike... grabbed a hand full of brake and lowsided. Result = broken collar bone!

Party Hard... Crash Harder!!

 

I was doing a show.I hop off the bike on the left hand side to start a burnout.I had low psi in the rear and as I started the burn out the back of the bike has bounced up and down a few times so I think to my self yeah just gas it up harder to get it to spin.Well it jumped 1 time then griped lifted the front off the ground and takes off fast.So there I am doing a fu(ked up wheelie on the side of the bike and my feet are swing'in in the air I let go of the gas the bike hits the ground.I think to myself dont get your self caught up in the bike.So I do a halve roll and end up on my back arms and legs in the air on top of the bike sliding along at 10mph thinking damn my back hurts.We come to a stop 30 or 40 feet thanks to the Fi cage slider and 2500 rpm idel later.I jump up put my hands in the air crowd love it but I feel like a di(k but keep going for the rest of the show.I ride back to the pits thinking damn my right a$$ cheek hurts.Pull up and yep my jeans are ripped on the right a$$ cheek and I have snapped off halve the left foot peg with the side of my butt.So I do the rest of the show go home take my jeans off and the bruise is so black it has blood comming out of the skin though it.Mucho pain to sit down for the next week

 

I crapped my pants in the middle of a five mile highway whoolie, just let it slide down my leg like molten lava and pretend like it never happened.

 

These are priceless.....so here's mine

I was out riding with this hot lil girl I was fooling around with and she asks me if we can stop by this park to see her nieces play t-ball or something. So we pull in and it's a gravel lot so I find a can and carefully park my bike, no problem. So we watch for a while and then we're leaving and I didn't want to turn around in the gravel so I decide to turn in the grass, I told her to wait while I turn around. Well I'm about half way around when the back tire just kicks out and slams me down. I jumped up and picked the bike up, luckily no damage, just my pride and she was cool and only laughed a lil, but I still felt like an ***.

 

OMG...this thread has me crying!!

 

lol damn that sucks

 

I was surfing one time and when I reached down to grab the bars, I accidentally grabbed a handfull of front brake. My buddy said he thought I was trying to do a handstand because I flipped up and tried to come back, but ended flipping over the handlebars. Came down hard on my side (maybe 30 mph?) but the bike didn't run me over thank god. The worst part was a couple people were watching us stunt and this guy's girlfriend started freaking when she saw me eat it... must have looked brutal. I had to clam her down and assure her I was OK. Felt like a real tool.

 

Happened to a friend of mine:
He went to Westport (drinking spot in KC) and got completely Shytfaced, got on his bike to ride back. He pulled up to stop light number one, passed out and fell over on his left side, buddy kicked him a few times to wake him up, and asked if he needed help, he cussed a little and said he would get ok by himself. Got to the next stoplight, passed out, and fell on the right side. He now has no turn signals, and busted mirrors, and has to ride 30 min farther, all while on his new GSXR750 his got a few weeks before. Thats why you shouldn't drink and ride, if you have an new bike!

 

OMG when i 1st started riding, i was soo bad, i kept on stalling as i would let the clutch go. Somedays it was sooo bad, i would be at an intersection and i would stall soo much i just started pushing the bike with my feet. Pple kept honking their horns, it was horrible. That **** happend to me like 5 times, but now taking off is like 2nd nature to me, thank god!!!!!!

 

Oh sh i t. That dude ABC's story about doing a wheelie and his shoes falling off is amazing. I just keep picturing it in my head and laughing out loud so hard, everyone is looking at me in the school library like Im retarded. Im f u cking crying.

 

thats one of the most embarrsing things I think you can do

I did it twice just last week

 

i was doin a seat stander on thie fiddy......my auntie came outside and was watching..........for some odd reason i tired to wave in the seat stander but my arms jus gave out and i ate it dirty.i looked like ann idiot

 

i did the same thing.

 

just got my katana, hahaha, out riding with my dad down a busy road, trying to be a pimp and answer my phone while riding and of coarse it falls out of my hands and into the street. it was right before a stop light, witch was red, so i put my kickstand down to go get my phone and it falls over right at the stoplight.


ran out of gas on the highway.i wasnt used to the dented tank not taking as much gas. no gas staion for miles. had to have one of those highway helper dudes load my **** in his truck and take me to the next town

did a wheelie in front of a cop. he goes to pull me over and im watching him in the mirror, well the car in front of me thinks they are gettin pulled over so they start to stop, meanwhile im watching cop in mirror. i pulled the front barke in and stoppied right into the back of the car. it wasnt bad enough i was gettin pulled over for a wheelie.hahah

oh the fun days

 

These are all great. Had a lot of these similar situations happen to me like stalling at a light when trying to take off, keys thrown in the intersection, trying to start bike with kickstand down, and getting gas all over yourself and your bike. Here's my most embarrassing -

I was hauling *** on my bike trying to get to work. My estimated speed must have been 160mph on the freeway. The freeway ends and I come to this light. There is a lot of construction work being done on the road I have to turn on. I'm just sitting there at the light waiting for it to turn green when I see the red and blue lights coming up behind me in my mirrors. I look for a way out but I'm trapped. There's cars in front of me and on the right side of me and all this construction holding up traffic. I also had my plates on so when the cops pulled up right behind me I knew there was no chance in running. So the light turns green and the cars in front of me move and I slowly pull away and turn into the first gas station. The cops pull in behind me and I turn off my bike and immediately one cop jumps out of his car and says put your hands behind your head. I do so and then he grabs my arms and trys to handcuff me. I wear a brace on both wrists because I looped my bike twice - broken wrist on my left and sprained wrist on my right. So the cop is having a difficult time trying to get the cuffs on me and he's struggling for like 10 minutes. He finally signals to his buddy in the car to get some tie straps and then proceeds to tie me up. He then struggles trying to get my helmet off me for like five minutes as I'm giving him instructions on how to undo it. He finally gets it off and then come the verbal lashings. "What the hell were you thinking going that fast, your going to jail *******, you endanger everybody around you, I ought to shoot your bike." I'm just standing there taking this verbal beat down when I look at the Denny's right next door and everybody has dropped their forks and all eyes are on me. All construction has stopped in the street and all the backed up traffic were now staring at me. It seemed like the whole world had their eyes on me. The cop calls a tow truck to impound my bike and puts me in the back of his car. The tow truck shows up and the idiot driver can't figure out how to start my bike. When he finally does figure it out he damn near wrecks my bike trying to get it up in the bed. I'm sitting there watching all of this and I tell the cop "this guy doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Take these cuffs off of me and let me put the bike up there." He yells, "Shut your pie hole. Your not going anywhere but straight to jail." So as we get ready to leave the gas station and go to the joint I see some of my coworkers in Denny's. I'm like no ****!! They just witnessed everything. Needless to say I got hauled off to jail, got charged with a reckless, got my bike impounded, and had to deal with the crap at work. All my riding buddies gave me some **** too because I got caught on the gsx-r 1000.

 

since I relocated my ignition down under my seat I thought I'd check my fuel level at a set of lights one night.... damn key wouldn't go back in would it!!!

My buddies rode of and I had to quickly push my bie to the side while car were driving past thinking I was a moron... Which I was :P