Has anyone ever met roadsurfer??
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Re: Has anyone ever met roadsurfer??
dude if you dont get at me i cant get your lot lizard hoody out today it will have to wait till monday i need what trailer it was again.
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Re: Has anyone ever met roadsurfer??
What? oh no...I guess you didn't know??? Oh you poor lil man...my sister is a dude,she's havin the surgury to make her a woman next week.She said your dick was smaller than hers(when she had one)she said yours looks like an "outie" belly button.
You couldn't figure it out when she told you her name was TED bwahahaha you queer.
You couldn't figure it out when she told you her name was TED bwahahaha you queer.
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Re: Has anyone ever met roadsurfer??
What? oh no...I guess you didn't know??? Oh you poor lil man...my sister is a dude,she's havin the surgury to make her a woman next week.She said your dick was smaller than hers(when she had one)she said yours looks like an "outie" belly button.
You couldn't figure it out when she told you her name was TED bwahahaha you queer.
You couldn't figure it out when she told you her name was TED bwahahaha you queer.
#46
Re: Has anyone ever met roadsurfer??
What? oh no...I guess you didn't know??? Oh you poor lil man...my sister is a dude,she's havin the surgury to make her a woman next week.She said your dick was smaller than hers(when she had one)she said yours looks like an "outie" belly button.
You couldn't figure it out when she told you her name was TED bwahahaha you queer.
You couldn't figure it out when she told you her name was TED bwahahaha you queer.
Why would you admit that to people? So you grew up with a homosexual he/she?
Did you guys ever engage in weird things when you were younger? Please share your stories. I might have a tiny dick but I can work it like a rabbit on redbull and an 8 ball.
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those sound like some of the actions slidewayz participates in
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Re: Has anyone ever met roadsurfer??
she's not blood related,we adopted her from the same orfanage that you were givin to when u were born.My family was gonna adopt you until they heard about how abnormaly large your head was but yet your brain was no bigger than your lil "outie" Oh... and your eyes are really tiny and too far apart. It just took you a little longer to find a family with a good enough trailer in tornado alley.You would have found out the truth someday,but I just figure there's no better place than the wonderful StuntLife to let ya know the truth.poor lil buttsurfer
I WIN!!! Blee-2 buttsurfer-0
I WIN!!! Blee-2 buttsurfer-0
Last edited by blee; 02-12-2010 at 11:33 PM.
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Re: Has anyone ever met roadsurfer??
she's not blood related,we adopted her from the same orfanage that you were givin to when u were born.My family was gonna adopt you until they heard about how abnormaly large your head was but yet your brain was no bigger than your lil "outie" Oh... and your eyes are really tiny and too far apart. It just took you a little longer to find a family with a good enough trailer in tornado alley.You would have found out the truth someday,but I just figure there's no better place than the wonderful StuntLife to let ya know the truth.poor lil buttsurfer
I WIN!!! Blee-2 buttsurfer-0
I WIN!!! Blee-2 buttsurfer-0
If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a leak! Did you mother ever tell you why she adopted her? The story is, your old man is a 3 pump chump and absolutely refuses to pull out. The female body can only take so many coat hanger abortions. Her bloody vag will no longer make babies so now she must adopt. Shes far to broke to adopt through todays methods so she has resorted to scraping the bottom of the *** dumpster which would be the future criminals and trans gender candidates of the local orphanage. My lil outie is still 4 times bigger than what you're working with and why are you checking out my eyes? Do you think I'm cute? Do you want to take me to the movies? just a heads up, I dont kiss on the first date and I dont like G rated flicks.