you might be a stunter if...........
06-26-2009, 12:46 AM
#102
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06-26-2009, 12:52 AM
#106
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........
to make it easier i did the work, this is what i got so far 
1) After a crash the first thing you ask is" did someone get that on tape".
2) Your living room dubs as winter storage and a repair facility.
3) You have a weekly budget for cycle repairs.
4) Your idea of perfect plastics means that some of the tabs are still there.
5) You have codenames for your spots.
6) You would rather ride then get laid
7) You have a million parts bikes but only one bike that barley runs
8) You hate to love Stuntlife.com, by that, i mean youre addicted.
9) You live by 3 letters, F.T.P.
10) Your idea of a perfect bike is one that has already been wrecked
11) A truck has to follow you "just in case"
12) You have a ticket collection you are proud to display
13) Your idea of a new tire is one that dosent have cords showing
14) when you pass by and empty parking lot and you almost wreck cause you were staring at it.
15) you have more parts in your bedroom than you do on your bike?
16) ur bike makes a buzzin sound when u ride from all the zipties. bolts rattle loose zipties only get tighter
17) you might be a stunter when you have a 5 gallon tank that only holds 2
18) u hit up your local dealership looking for used tires 4 ur bike in the back pile
19) you you call in sick from work to go to a lot sesh and see your boss on the way there with your bike on the back of your truck and give him a big fat wave
20) when you photoshop your bike at work, imagining how your gona rebuild it over the winter
21) thinking of new stunts keep you awake at night
22) your sprocket is bigger than a pizza pan
23) Every time you let go of something your left hand instinctively does a champion
24) people ask you how you wrecked to put a dent like that in the top of the tank
25) people ask why you have two clutches
26) you might be a stunter if you know that Jason Britton isnt the Bees Knees
27) everyone asks why you have a rear bumper on the back of your bike.. and it looks like it has already been hit
28) if every pair of pants and shorts you own are littered with holes from grip tape and crashing
29) your way of changing your back tire is by blowing it up
30) if some one asks if you are alright after looking at your bike and then all the scabs on your knees and elbows
31) In a 40 mph area your speedo says you are doing 85
32) if your bike has numerous parts from other bikes, ie honda, gsxr, motocross, etc
33) you might be a stunter if youve rattled canned your bike at least 5 times/colors
34) Squids make fun of you for having "chicken strips"
35) u might b a stunter if ur feet are on your seat more that ur butt
36) u might be a stunter if the only time you wash your bike is when you get caught in the rain
37) you stunt anything with 2 wheels
38) when you wreck you lay there thinking what did i do wrong then try it again
39) if you type in the word "salvage" while searching the craigslist motorcycle section when trying to buy a new bike
40) ur a stunna if u use your back seat hole as a cup holder when not ridin.....
1) After a crash the first thing you ask is" did someone get that on tape".
2) Your living room dubs as winter storage and a repair facility.
3) You have a weekly budget for cycle repairs.
4) Your idea of perfect plastics means that some of the tabs are still there.
5) You have codenames for your spots.
6) You would rather ride then get laid
7) You have a million parts bikes but only one bike that barley runs
8) You hate to love Stuntlife.com, by that, i mean youre addicted.
9) You live by 3 letters, F.T.P.
10) Your idea of a perfect bike is one that has already been wrecked
11) A truck has to follow you "just in case"
12) You have a ticket collection you are proud to display
13) Your idea of a new tire is one that dosent have cords showing
14) when you pass by and empty parking lot and you almost wreck cause you were staring at it.
15) you have more parts in your bedroom than you do on your bike?
16) ur bike makes a buzzin sound when u ride from all the zipties. bolts rattle loose zipties only get tighter
17) you might be a stunter when you have a 5 gallon tank that only holds 2
18) u hit up your local dealership looking for used tires 4 ur bike in the back pile
19) you you call in sick from work to go to a lot sesh and see your boss on the way there with your bike on the back of your truck and give him a big fat wave
20) when you photoshop your bike at work, imagining how your gona rebuild it over the winter
21) thinking of new stunts keep you awake at night
22) your sprocket is bigger than a pizza pan
23) Every time you let go of something your left hand instinctively does a champion
24) people ask you how you wrecked to put a dent like that in the top of the tank
25) people ask why you have two clutches
26) you might be a stunter if you know that Jason Britton isnt the Bees Knees
27) everyone asks why you have a rear bumper on the back of your bike.. and it looks like it has already been hit
28) if every pair of pants and shorts you own are littered with holes from grip tape and crashing
29) your way of changing your back tire is by blowing it up
30) if some one asks if you are alright after looking at your bike and then all the scabs on your knees and elbows
31) In a 40 mph area your speedo says you are doing 85
32) if your bike has numerous parts from other bikes, ie honda, gsxr, motocross, etc
33) you might be a stunter if youve rattled canned your bike at least 5 times/colors
34) Squids make fun of you for having "chicken strips"
35) u might b a stunter if ur feet are on your seat more that ur butt
36) u might be a stunter if the only time you wash your bike is when you get caught in the rain
37) you stunt anything with 2 wheels
38) when you wreck you lay there thinking what did i do wrong then try it again
39) if you type in the word "salvage" while searching the craigslist motorcycle section when trying to buy a new bike
40) ur a stunna if u use your back seat hole as a cup holder when not ridin.....
06-26-2009, 01:01 AM
#111
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06-26-2009, 01:04 AM
#116
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Location: roselle, IL, USA
Posts: 51
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
You might be a stunter if you have more paperwork saying "yes, I can ride in this private-property lot" than you do proving "yes, this is my motorcycle" lmao.
06-26-2009, 01:06 AM
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