you might be a stunter if...........
mine isnt... ****
09-16-2009, 12:15 AM
#524
Call me *Point Blank*
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Tre4 NC/Mocksville
Posts: 838
09-16-2009, 12:16 AM
#525
Call me *Point Blank*
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Tre4 NC/Mocksville
Posts: 838
09-16-2009, 01:30 AM
#526
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: las vegas,nv
Posts: 10
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
If you crash really bad from doing a 100mph wheelie, suffer from a severe concusion, and almost lose your leg, but the first thing out of you mouth is "Hows my bike!!!!" and depending on the memory loss you say you wanna do it again lol.
09-16-2009, 09:48 AM
#527
r6 destroyer
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: calhoun,ga. usa
Posts: 138
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
09-16-2009, 11:22 AM
#529
Condoms? I'm pro-choice!!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Tulsa okla
Posts: 341
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
heres a few, its getting harder to come up wit some funny ones that noone has said and im sure ill mention at least one
Last edited by Buddy luv; 09-16-2009 at 11:35 AM. Reason: oops
09-16-2009, 11:35 AM
#531
Condoms? I'm pro-choice!!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Tulsa okla
Posts: 341
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
1)when ur tank dent leaks more gas then ur bike consumes.
2)when ur front tire has been the same tire for 3 yrs and ur back tire is replaced once a month.
3)when u use ur tank dent to safely transport toddlers or li kids.
4)when your bike has more parts of other bikes on it and the only thing on it that is original is the frame and motor, <not mine lol
5)if u have read all 14 freaking pages of this and can still come up with stuff.
6)when u find friends in cnc shops and part stores and u pay them in weed to make ur own stuff or discounts.
7)when u have a crf 50 that is bored up to a 180cc!!!
8)when u look at ur past visited web sites all u see is,ebay,ebay,ebay,craigslist, stuntlife classifieds, craigslist,stuntlife,stuntlife,stuntlife, youporn, stuntlife
ahahahahah damn i tried my best to come up wit some new ones that no one has said...braaaap
2)when ur front tire has been the same tire for 3 yrs and ur back tire is replaced once a month.
3)when u use ur tank dent to safely transport toddlers or li kids.
4)when your bike has more parts of other bikes on it and the only thing on it that is original is the frame and motor, <not mine lol
5)if u have read all 14 freaking pages of this and can still come up with stuff.
6)when u find friends in cnc shops and part stores and u pay them in weed to make ur own stuff or discounts.
7)when u have a crf 50 that is bored up to a 180cc!!!
8)when u look at ur past visited web sites all u see is,ebay,ebay,ebay,craigslist, stuntlife classifieds, craigslist,stuntlife,stuntlife,stuntlife, youporn, stuntlife
ahahahahah damn i tried my best to come up wit some new ones that no one has said...braaaap
09-16-2009, 02:13 PM
#533
Condoms? I'm pro-choice!!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Tulsa okla
Posts: 341
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
...if u spend evry last dollar u have to go to roc 09!! and say **** the job for not letting u off and then disowning half ur friends cuz u thought they were stunter or "a rider" for that fact. . . ******* *******!!! i got 2 girls coming with me and just gonna go because i said i need some one to drive my car and film and they didnt even get made they cant ride ahaha know thats a rider lol
09-16-2009, 07:33 PM
#536
clutch it up!!!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NB canada
Age: 30
Posts: 694
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
you are sponsored by a zip tie company
the person at the bike parts counter knows you by name bike make model year and phone number.
people hear your idle and say what the ****
you can ride down main street without touching the gas.
if you only own one bike and no cars and your subframe brakes and you ride to work on the tank
if you buy a bike thinking to yourself "ok dont ruin this one no wheelies your just buying it working on it selling it to make money" and you end up stunting it
you have ever rode your bike 5 miles on a blown rear tire
the person at the bike parts counter knows you by name bike make model year and phone number.
people hear your idle and say what the ****
you can ride down main street without touching the gas.
if you only own one bike and no cars and your subframe brakes and you ride to work on the tank
if you buy a bike thinking to yourself "ok dont ruin this one no wheelies your just buying it working on it selling it to make money" and you end up stunting it
you have ever rode your bike 5 miles on a blown rear tire
09-16-2009, 08:16 PM
#538
MVS
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Groveton NH
Age: 38
Posts: 1,101
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
1)when ur tank dent leaks more gas then ur bike consumes.
2)when ur front tire has been the same tire for 3 yrs and ur back tire is replaced once a month.
3)when u use ur tank dent to safely transport toddlers or li kids.
4)when your bike has more parts of other bikes on it and the only thing on it that is original is the frame and motor, <not mine lol
5)if u have read all 14 freaking pages of this and can still come up with stuff.
6)when u find friends in cnc shops and part stores and u pay them in weed to make ur own stuff or discounts.
7)when u have a crf 50 that is bored up to a 180cc!!!
8)when u look at ur past visited web sites all u see is,ebay,ebay,ebay,craigslist, stuntlife classifieds, craigslist,stuntlife,stuntlife,stuntlife, youporn, stuntlife
ahahahahah damn i tried my best to come up wit some new ones that no one has said...braaaap
2)when ur front tire has been the same tire for 3 yrs and ur back tire is replaced once a month.
3)when u use ur tank dent to safely transport toddlers or li kids.
4)when your bike has more parts of other bikes on it and the only thing on it that is original is the frame and motor, <not mine lol
5)if u have read all 14 freaking pages of this and can still come up with stuff.
6)when u find friends in cnc shops and part stores and u pay them in weed to make ur own stuff or discounts.
7)when u have a crf 50 that is bored up to a 180cc!!!
8)when u look at ur past visited web sites all u see is,ebay,ebay,ebay,craigslist, stuntlife classifieds, craigslist,stuntlife,stuntlife,stuntlife, youporn, stuntlife
ahahahahah damn i tried my best to come up wit some new ones that no one has said...braaaap
09-16-2009, 09:44 PM
#540
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: DCL, Md, United States
Age: 34
Posts: 137
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
if you carry your Arizona iced tea in your toliet passenger seat til you get to the lot and then stunt like a champ cuz AZ tea is the chit!
