you might be a stunter if...........
07-16-2009, 07:59 PM
#461
Registered User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: las vegas
Posts: 80
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
you totally forget its you and your wifes 1 year aniversary cause its thursday night and all your buddies are out riding...
you pawn off an x girlfriends jewelry to buy a DC braket...
if you skip open bar cause a bunch a new parts are in the mail at home and you cant wait 2 put them on...
you pawn off an x girlfriends jewelry to buy a DC braket...
if you skip open bar cause a bunch a new parts are in the mail at home and you cant wait 2 put them on...
07-16-2009, 09:23 PM
#464
Post Whore Nazi
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: VA (Bad News)! Thanks USAF. Originally from HAWAII
Age: 38
Posts: 7,994
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
07-17-2009, 12:37 AM
#467
stunt it like u stole it
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Bristol, tn, u.s.
Posts: 37
07-17-2009, 05:18 AM
#469
I'm Famous Hoe
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Las Vegas
Age: 38
Posts: 52
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
If you get excited over some dumb *** running over a tack and tossing the tires where you can find them...
I'm still waiting for that day...
j/k
07-17-2009, 07:27 AM
#471
I'm Famous Hoe
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Las Vegas
Age: 38
Posts: 52
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
If you put stock clip ons under your trees despite the half inch gap.
If you have 10 helmets and only one has pivots that work.
If you have gotten used to drinks spilling from the foot hole in your seat.
If you buy a 400$ muffler and then cut it in half 2 days later.
If you use the excuse "If I get something in my eye we are both dead" To use the only helmet that has working pivots when riding with the misses.
If you turn down having a kid cause you know she will make you sell your bike.
If you have paid more for repairs than you did for the bike.
If you check craigslist 5 times a day just to see what you can get for future replacement parts
If you bang your girlfriend <or a friends girlfriend> Bent over your bike.
If your idea of parking includes. Spinning the bike around on the kickstand to hide your plates.
If your back pack consists of duct tape zip ties and tools.
If your home owners association is fining you because you lost your muffler going down the highway and your bike is too damn loud now.
If you think its funny when kids hold their ears because you have no muffler.
If you search for your bikes make and model in other cities on CL just to see what they have.
If someone actually seriously asks you if you have ever had to use your (Roll Cage)
If your new rear tire has heat marks and pre erased chicken strips.
If your rear to front tire replacement ratio is 40/1
If your friends with a gp racer just to get free tires.
If you lost second gear so you order a bigger sprocket.
If replacing second gear doubles the worth of the bike.
If you have 10 helmets and only one has pivots that work.
If you have gotten used to drinks spilling from the foot hole in your seat.
If you buy a 400$ muffler and then cut it in half 2 days later.
If you use the excuse "If I get something in my eye we are both dead" To use the only helmet that has working pivots when riding with the misses.
If you turn down having a kid cause you know she will make you sell your bike.
If you have paid more for repairs than you did for the bike.
If you check craigslist 5 times a day just to see what you can get for future replacement parts
If you bang your girlfriend <or a friends girlfriend> Bent over your bike.
If your idea of parking includes. Spinning the bike around on the kickstand to hide your plates.
If your back pack consists of duct tape zip ties and tools.
If your home owners association is fining you because you lost your muffler going down the highway and your bike is too damn loud now.
If you think its funny when kids hold their ears because you have no muffler.
If you search for your bikes make and model in other cities on CL just to see what they have.
If someone actually seriously asks you if you have ever had to use your (Roll Cage)
If your new rear tire has heat marks and pre erased chicken strips.
If your rear to front tire replacement ratio is 40/1
If your friends with a gp racer just to get free tires.
If you lost second gear so you order a bigger sprocket.
If replacing second gear doubles the worth of the bike.
07-17-2009, 01:53 PM
#476
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Hattiesburg ms
Age: 39
Posts: 83
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
if you've taken someone else's insurance card and tag reciept to court just to get out of tickets tht you got on your bike for not having either one.
07-17-2009, 02:46 PM
#477
Destroyer of Bikes
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Kansas
Posts: 254
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
Or they say damn looks like you wrecked pretty hard....
I just tell them my unicycle became unbalanced and fell over and they just look at me like
07-17-2009, 08:18 PM
#478
FTP
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: kingsport
Age: 46
Posts: 404
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
not sure if its already been put......... but everyone ask me why my bike idles so high...... i tell them i run an aftermarket powerband "the red ones".. most the time they just say "o ok"
07-17-2009, 09:11 PM
#480
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: DCL, Maryland
Posts: 621
