you might be a stunter if...........
06-26-2009, 09:32 PM
#201
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Milwaukee
Posts: 79
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
1 If your friends add the word “crash” in front of your name
2 If tapping the top of your helmet with your hand becomes routine
3 If you find yourself texting your friends on the side of the road either bragging or bitching while pulled over
4 If you find yourself coaching the new guy where all the “cop spots” are
5 If you find yourself wishing that they would add stunting to the x-games
6 If you keep duct tape and zip ties in your back seat
7 If people tell you that your rear tire is flat
8 If you drop your bike on its side (cage) on purpose in front of a bar, just to see peoples reactions
9 If you have extra bolts when its put back together
10 If you defend you’re your bikes road rash by saying “it adds character”
2 If tapping the top of your helmet with your hand becomes routine
3 If you find yourself texting your friends on the side of the road either bragging or bitching while pulled over
4 If you find yourself coaching the new guy where all the “cop spots” are
5 If you find yourself wishing that they would add stunting to the x-games
6 If you keep duct tape and zip ties in your back seat
7 If people tell you that your rear tire is flat
8 If you drop your bike on its side (cage) on purpose in front of a bar, just to see peoples reactions
9 If you have extra bolts when its put back together
10 If you defend you’re your bikes road rash by saying “it adds character”
Last edited by crashrob; 06-26-2009 at 09:38 PM.
06-26-2009, 10:28 PM
#204
06-26-2009, 10:43 PM
#205
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Madison, WI, USA
Posts: 408
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
U take any and all zip ties from a job site.
Ur tool box has a drawer just for zip ties.
The ignition lays next to your frame or in your airbox.
u put ur used bike oil in your car for oil changes (3000 miles on honda GN4 in the bike means another 6000 in the car)
Ur tool box has a drawer just for zip ties.
The ignition lays next to your frame or in your airbox.
u put ur used bike oil in your car for oil changes (3000 miles on honda GN4 in the bike means another 6000 in the car)
06-26-2009, 10:51 PM
#206
Betwixt
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Plano, TX, USA
Posts: 255
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
06-26-2009, 10:53 PM
#207
Xtreme Fury Stunter
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: arcadia, florida, usa
Age: 39
Posts: 3,265
06-27-2009, 12:58 AM
#210
Incredible shrinking man
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: South Central Chesterfield,Michigan
Age: 47
Posts: 1,148
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
If your girlfriend keeps bitchin everytime you grab her ******* cause you got so many caluses(spelling?) on your hands
06-27-2009, 02:01 AM
#212
shady since the 80's
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: nug life
Age: 47
Posts: 555
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
when you lose sleep over having to wait to buy a bike due to having to wait a week to be able to travel to pick it up. especially when it's a steal of a deal. add to that, the last steal of a deal that was previously negotiated got sold from underneath you.
06-27-2009, 02:20 AM
#213
Betwixt
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Plano, TX, USA
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06-27-2009, 08:00 AM
#217
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Middle of Minnesota
Age: 35
Posts: 339
Re: you might be a stunter if...........
hahaha love it and would fall for it!!
"...........when you lay your bike down it means to park it"
Last edited by Lil'Fiddy-Girl; 06-27-2009 at 08:03 AM.
06-27-2009, 08:23 AM
#218
IDLE WHORE
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Location: fayetteville,nc........
Age: 52
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Re: you might be a stunter if...........
