chuck norris facts
05-28-2009, 12:18 AM
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05-28-2009, 01:50 AM
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Re: chuck norris facts
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05-28-2009, 02:17 AM
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Re: chuck norris facts
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
05-28-2009, 02:23 AM
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Re: chuck norris facts
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
05-28-2009, 04:01 AM
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Re: chuck norris facts
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions the onions cry.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
05-28-2009, 09:55 AM
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