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Old 05-05-2009 | 05:45 AM
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weve all done it
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


some of these are ******* hilarious

(202): Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
(805): I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
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Old 05-05-2009 | 05:52 AM
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Re: weve all done it
funny website

(330): so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
haha
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Old 05-05-2009 | 05:53 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.
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Old 05-05-2009 | 05:58 AM
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Re: weve all done it
513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
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Old 05-05-2009 | 06:27 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(512): 3.50 mugs at the bar.
(1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
(512): How ugly, and does she have friends?
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Old 05-05-2009 | 06:29 AM
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513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
that would ******* suck!
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Old 05-05-2009 | 06:31 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my **** in your ***
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
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Old 05-05-2009 | 06:32 AM
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Re: weve all done it
so many good ones... great site
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Old 05-05-2009 | 06:59 AM
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hahahah, so many good ones....
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Old 05-05-2009 | 07:00 AM
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Re: weve all done it
I'm so bored right now at work.. that sight is crackin me up.. i loved wakin up from a long night of drinkin or a not so long one depending on how drunk i was and my friends callin or texting askin if i was ok or how i was doing...and i say fine, why and they say just read your sent texts.. and i'm used to be just shocked at the complete jibberish that i sent to people..
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Old 05-05-2009 | 07:20 AM
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Re: weve all done it
Lmfao!!!
(214): Dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): Pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my **** in your ***
(972): Pete, this is still bryce's mom
(610): I thought she had blonde hair
(302): No, gonorrhea actually
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Old 05-05-2009 | 07:26 AM
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Re: weve all done it
still readin them.. my god i wish i could see some of these peoples faces as they read these texts ..
(813): dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
wowww
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Old 05-05-2009 | 07:35 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(717): Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
(206): Are you in the third ******* grade? Check yes or no.


(845): forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
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Old 05-05-2009 | 07:43 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(860): I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
(860): fuckk wrong person
(1-860):.. who was that for? a girlscout?
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Old 05-05-2009 | 07:50 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i know i didnt have the best mind when i was young and i'm sure a lot of guys on here were the same way but i know i never told a girl that at 11 years old.. wow..thats interesting
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Old 05-05-2009 | 09:22 AM
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Re: weve all done it
if you guys like that site, you'll also like fmylife.com
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Old 05-05-2009 | 09:45 AM
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that site kills me too lol i say fml constantly and my friends showed me that site.. good ****
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Old 05-05-2009 | 11:06 AM
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(512): I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
(519): If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.

lol... I know how this guy feels.
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Old 05-05-2009 | 11:22 AM
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this **** is funny as hell ha
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Old 05-05-2009 | 11:24 AM
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bwhahahahah
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