weve all done it
05-05-2009, 04:45 AM
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weve all done it
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
some of these are ******* hilarious
some of these are ******* hilarious
(202): Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
(805): I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
05-05-2009, 05:27 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(512): 3.50 mugs at the bar.
(1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
(512): How ugly, and does she have friends?
(1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
(512): How ugly, and does she have friends?
that would ******* suck! 
05-05-2009, 06:00 AM
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Re: weve all done it
I'm so bored right now at work.. that sight is crackin me up.. i loved wakin up from a long night of drinkin or a not so long one depending on how drunk i was and my friends callin or texting askin if i was ok or how i was doing...and i say fine, why and they say just read your sent texts.. and i'm used to be just shocked at the complete jibberish that i sent to people..
05-05-2009, 06:20 AM
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Re: weve all done it
Lmfao!!!
(214): Dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): Pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my **** in your ***
(972): Pete, this is still bryce's mom
(972): Pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my **** in your ***
(972): Pete, this is still bryce's mom
(610): I thought she had blonde hair
(302): No, gonorrhea actually
(302): No, gonorrhea actually
05-05-2009, 06:26 AM
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Re: weve all done it
still readin them.. my god i wish i could see some of these peoples faces as they read these texts ..
wowww
(813): dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
05-05-2009, 06:35 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(717): Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
(206): Are you in the third ******* grade? Check yes or no.
(206): Are you in the third ******* grade? Check yes or no.
(845): forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
05-05-2009, 06:50 AM
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Re: weve all done it
(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
