stick1300

Yeah, you really cant. I went in once with my buddy and I was walking around looking at the paintings on the wall while he withdrew some money and one of the workers asked if there was anything she could help me with and my dumbass goes, "nope, i'm just scoping things out for tonight." she understood it was a joke though and replied, "Well, I guess I should just go ahead and step on this little red button beside me."

Venom600

hahaha at least she got it. There are so many dumb people today that I would be afraid to even joke about something like that.

DIRTYJEFF636s

+1 especially n a bank, i would be beatin and pepper sprayed

jebova2301

got a new one. yesterday i was riding and trying to get a feel for rolling little stoppies up to red lights, and some douche in a honda civic said "you suck dude. i can do that on my kawasaki hayabusa with no hands!"

epic fail for the ricer in the civic

$$$$DINO$$$$

i would have kicked his mirror off,or dent the car..and took off..

$$$$DINO$$$$

or maybe get next to him and push the crash cage in car body bwhahahah

starboynky

i know we've all heard our dads and grandpa's telling us that we should go to school when there ten ft of snow up hill both ways...but what about people telling u that they had a kid that rode a 78 kawi 1100 that could ride whoolies from school all the way home....


my dad would always tell me **** like that...

$$$$DINO$$$$

he must live like a block away from school

DIRTYJEFF636s

wait.. when did kawi start making busas

Theros

Had a guy and a few of his boys come up to me outside of the club one night and tell me he races bikes. I asked him where he usually goes. He was like, "Uhh... the one.... on the other side of town..." (We're in Downtown DC). Sensing BS, I challenge him to a race. He starts talking **** like he knows what he's talking about. I asked him what kind of bike he has. Dude snickers and says "Son, I'd smoke you on my Yamasaki."

jebova2301

dude...there were so many dents in it that it wouldnt have even been noticeable

DIRTYJEFF636s

then elbow drop the big *** wing on the back

YSRRider

yeah thats BS cuz my 2001 Busa only did 238mph after I put a jet kit in it.

malott442

since Busas are carbed and all




Some drunk **** this weekend was sitting on my bike when I came out of the store making vroom vroom noises..... I wanted to be mad, but I had to laugh.

He **** a brick when he saw me and started talking about "his bike".

His Honda CBR750rr. Rare bike I guess........

ninjakiller34

I dont think that was a EPIC Fail on his part...he was just mocking you. He knew what he was saying. Thats when u rev your engine up and look behind you like ur gonna race him....then when it turns green, then just do a wheelie....he might be faster than you but he can't do no wheelie LOL

YSRRider

what a homo, he must have meant his RC45 which was only made one year 1993 or 1994, I cant remember. It wasnt a CBR, It was an RVF, it was a 750 but it was a V4, $30,000 price tag and they were slower than ***! We had one at our dealer for sale for years, the salesman said it was fast on a track but it would get tore up against any production bike.

YSRRider

If some ******* was sitting on my bike while I was in the store id come out with a flying karate kid swan kick to his face, and hope my bike falls over and cage catches his knee. people got *****.

ninjakiller34

Those are fighting words....I agree. People dont understand how wrong that is

YSRRider

well seriously..... you dont see people going around and sitting in other people cars do you? Thats grounds for home invasion!

Chr1stina

I had someone jump on the back of my ZX10 at a redlight one night.