whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
01-05-2009, 10:30 PM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
I have been asked as a mechanic to change powerbands about 20 times.
Everytime I park my Triumph or Buell somewhere, someone is bound to ask : "What is that?" I reply its a Triumph or a Buell. Then they say "Who makes that?"
Best story ever was a guy that claimed his 05 cbr600 would do 190 with a power commander and filter.......
And everyone believed him, including two guys I used to ride with.
Everytime I park my Triumph or Buell somewhere, someone is bound to ask : "What is that?" I reply its a Triumph or a Buell. Then they say "Who makes that?"
Best story ever was a guy that claimed his 05 cbr600 would do 190 with a power commander and filter.......
And everyone believed him, including two guys I used to ride with.
01-05-2009, 11:59 PM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
I know a kid that said to me that he was doing Bp stand-ups between cars down the main road.
When i went riding with him, his wheelies we not long (at best) then 3 secs and were no higher then 1.5feet. I caught him out on that.
Another one.
A guy telling me he had some new **** on lock ( rulp louie's ) ( ss circles )
when seein him ride i only see one half ***'d attempts at trying idle. NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ANYTHING HE SAID
Some of the best lines ive had someone say to me.
My mate has a r1, they are faster.
You cant wheelie a 600cc they dont have enough power.
You cant turbo 600cc bikes.
Clutching up wheelies is bad for the bike.
I like power wheelies cause its easyer.
Best one ive had someone say: Why not just go on the freeway if you want to do wheelies
When i went riding with him, his wheelies we not long (at best) then 3 secs and were no higher then 1.5feet. I caught him out on that.
Another one.
A guy telling me he had some new **** on lock ( rulp louie's ) ( ss circles )
when seein him ride i only see one half ***'d attempts at trying idle. NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ANYTHING HE SAID
Some of the best lines ive had someone say to me.
My mate has a r1, they are faster.
You cant wheelie a 600cc they dont have enough power.
You cant turbo 600cc bikes.
Clutching up wheelies is bad for the bike.
I like power wheelies cause its easyer.
Best one ive had someone say: Why not just go on the freeway if you want to do wheelies
01-06-2009, 12:13 AM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
i once heard a guy say hes so great at wheelies cuz he can shift through every gear in a wheelie while pickin up speed the whole way . i found out a few months later he looped a wheelie on the street trying to do wheelies 
. i found out a few months later he looped a wheelie on the street trying to do wheelies
01-06-2009, 02:52 AM
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01-06-2009, 03:13 AM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
a long time ago while chillin on the waikiki strip being a super squid poser checkin out ***...these two australian guys was challenging the group i was with to see who could monar (australian for wheelie) the fastest down a 200 ft back alley that aimed right into traffic...they also told us storys of how they double front peg wheelie running from cops at 140 mph... 
01-06-2009, 03:35 AM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
I guess Puddin was taking it easy on us, huh
01-06-2009, 03:56 AM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
I had a guy at my work that always had some fuckd up stories about flying by Cops or getting in a serious wreck doing a 80mph wheelie on the HIghway. He goes without a bike for awhile then tells me he just got a new bike so im like "COOL'
He rides up to my work one night to show it off. then everyone is like "DO A WHEELIE...DO a Wheelie" so then im like "yeah Do a WHEELIE" Im thinking hes at least gonna do a POW POW. He just goes through the parking lot like 4 times (ZZZZOOOOOOOOOM,,,,,ZZZOOOOOOOOOOm) NO WHEELIE....he comes back towards us and hes like "THIS BIKE DOESNT WANNA COME UP"
He rides up to my work one night to show it off. then everyone is like "DO A WHEELIE...DO a Wheelie" so then im like "yeah Do a WHEELIE" Im thinking hes at least gonna do a POW POW. He just goes through the parking lot like 4 times (ZZZZOOOOOOOOOM,,,,,ZZZOOOOOOOOOOm) NO WHEELIE....he comes back towards us and hes like "THIS BIKE DOESNT WANNA COME UP"
01-06-2009, 04:08 AM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
......have any of you guys just been anywhere like a grocery store, or Walmart for example and someone is actually walking around with Full Gear and their Helmet still on?
From time to time...I see that ****....ITS classic! HA
From time to time...I see that ****....ITS classic! HA
01-06-2009, 04:13 PM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
When I get my bike and ****, I think I will do that everytime I go into a store.
01-06-2009, 04:47 PM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
My profile pic on Myspace for a little while was me in my jacket, gloves and helmet riding one of those little kids 50 cent motorcycle rides in a full tuck outside the grocery store.
01-06-2009, 04:48 PM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
i do that all the time. its how us underage people can buy "stuff" lol just kidding
01-06-2009, 06:33 PM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
a long time ago while chillin on the waikiki strip being a super squid poser checkin out ***...these two australian guys was challenging the group i was with to see who could monar (australian for wheelie) the fastest down a 200 ft back alley that aimed right into traffic...they also told us storys of how they double front peg wheelie running from cops at 140 mph...
@ squids I know of a certain Australian chick who looped her bike then told every one she only looped it because she did not have a 12 bar on the back yet
(no need to use brakes now guys the magic 12 bar does all the work 
)
01-06-2009, 06:44 PM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
its a "Mono" its Australian for pop corn wheelie @ squids
I know of a certain Australian chick who looped her bike then told every one she only looped it because she did not have a 12 bar on the back yet (no need to use brakes now guys the magic 12 bar does all the work )
@ squids I know of a certain Australian chick who looped her bike then told every one she only looped it because she did not have a 12 bar on the back yet
(no need to use brakes now guys the magic 12 bar does all the work )
01-07-2009, 01:36 AM
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Re: whats the dumbest thing you've heard talking about stunting
you guys think bike stories are funny? anybody in the military knows at least 2 or 3 guys that tell these ridiculous stories about what theyve done since theyve been in... blah, blah, blah.
01-07-2009, 02:46 AM
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