My new-to-me Honda
#1
My new-to-me Honda
Just this week I bought myself a shiny, like new 2004 Honda CBR600F4i. It had belonged to a little old lady who only rode it to the track on Sundays. What a find! I was so excited that I could finally go stunting with my buddies!
"I'm really glad we found this church parking lot to ride in. There's so much space!"
"Yeah, and my mom can't call the cops on us here."
My buddy Zed went first. He's the best stunter in our group, and also has the most views on Youtube. He rides as if the hand of God himself was guiding his rear wheel.
"Totally sweet dude! Yeah I'm getting all this!"
Then there's Squirt. I don't know how he got that nickname. He doesn't do wheelies anymore after that crazy blowout he had last summer.
"C'mon Zed! It's my turn to show you guys my mad and trippy tricks!"
"Well, alright Guero. I'll show you how to use the clutch here in a minute."
"Alright Guero, the camera's on. You ready?"
"Hang on! I gotta do one thing first!"
"Okay now I'm ready to rock and roll!"
My heart was thumping at about 10,000 rpm as the adrenaline flooded my veins. I was finally going to be a real stunta like I'd seen on the internet and evening news!
VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE *CRUNCH* EEEEEEEEEE
*SNAP*CRACKLE*POP* eeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeEeeeee
"Woah. Intense. You wanna go to Amigos dude?"
"**** yeah! Let's ride brutha!"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk
eeeeeeeeeeee*sput*sput*sput*....................
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk
"Ow"
THE END
"I'm really glad we found this church parking lot to ride in. There's so much space!"
"Yeah, and my mom can't call the cops on us here."
My buddy Zed went first. He's the best stunter in our group, and also has the most views on Youtube. He rides as if the hand of God himself was guiding his rear wheel.
"Totally sweet dude! Yeah I'm getting all this!"
Then there's Squirt. I don't know how he got that nickname. He doesn't do wheelies anymore after that crazy blowout he had last summer.
"C'mon Zed! It's my turn to show you guys my mad and trippy tricks!"
"Well, alright Guero. I'll show you how to use the clutch here in a minute."
"Alright Guero, the camera's on. You ready?"
"Hang on! I gotta do one thing first!"
"Okay now I'm ready to rock and roll!"
My heart was thumping at about 10,000 rpm as the adrenaline flooded my veins. I was finally going to be a real stunta like I'd seen on the internet and evening news!
VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE *CRUNCH* EEEEEEEEEE
*SNAP*CRACKLE*POP* eeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeEeeeee
"Woah. Intense. You wanna go to Amigos dude?"
"**** yeah! Let's ride brutha!"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk
eeeeeeeeeeee*sput*sput*sput*....................
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk
kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk kaplunk
"Ow"
THE END
#9
Re: My new-to-me Honda
my girlfriend just looked at the screen to see whats so funny. im laughing so hard my stomach is hurting.
sweet first post. :YEAH (although i have a feeling your IP will match someones)
sweet first post. :YEAH (although i have a feeling your IP will match someones)
#18
Re: My new-to-me Honda
LMAO i vote this as best first post EVER!...you have too much time on your hands for sure, but thanks for wasting that time on amusing us..
BRAVO young lad, BRAVO!
BRAVO young lad, BRAVO!