Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
05-01-2010, 10:43 PM
NealFoReal
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
Man, my vagina's killing me from sitting around all day not doing work. Ant, Leah... thanks again for the hospitality. I will come bearing gifts of new air fresheners next weekend. Next week I gotta work on:
1) Having a steel vagina.
2) Leaning back into wheelies
3) Actually trying to do wheelies for more than 20 minutes total.
1) Having a steel vagina.
2) Leaning back into wheelies
3) Actually trying to do wheelies for more than 20 minutes total.
Rah's crushin you. Joe's crushin you. I dont know who's worse - you or Sam but like I mentioned earlier, I truly believe you're worse than Sam when it comes to taking breaks and not riding as much. Sam has actually been puttin in work at the spot last two times I saw him 
SO ONCE AGAIN YOU SUFFER FROM A SEVERE CASE OF BITCHASSNESS. Get over it already coz the longer you suffer from it, the harder it is to cure. And don't say nothing. You have zero defense so deal with it and prove us all wrong 
05-01-2010, 10:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
why hide spots from sqids? just cause I cant stunt all that great yet dont mean Im a dick and Im gonna fu*k everything up for everyone. I understand not showin them to the world but if someone new is tryin to learn I think it might be better if some experienced stunters could show them the ropes a little in a safe spot. Ive been ridin for years just startin to get more into stuntin but dont mean I cant ride...Everybody had to be a squid at some point...u dont just jumo on a bike and know how to do circle wheelies
05-01-2010, 10:45 PM
KING annoyingeric
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Queens
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
why hide spots from sqids? just cause I cant stunt all that great yet dont mean Im a dick and Im gonna fu*k everything up for everyone. I understand not showin them to the world but if someone new is tryin to learn I think it might be better if some experienced stunters could show them the ropes a little in a safe spot. Ive been ridin for years just startin to get more into stuntin but dont mean I cant ride...Everybody had to be a squid at some point...u dont just jumo on a bike and know how to do circle wheelies
LMAO!!! were on page 1555, you're talking about a topic from page 0001..
05-01-2010, 10:47 PM
Zippy Tie Rider
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Florida
Age: 39
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
We already discussed that I this was gonna last a long time. You suffer from an extremely SEVERE case of BITCHASSNESS. Yeah yeah yeah, you got drunk last night. You came out to PA to put in WORK asshoe. You shouldn't have got so drunk last night. 20 minutes of riding might be on the generous side. Rah's crushin you. Joe's crushin you. I dont know who's worse - you or Sam but like I mentioned earlier, I truly believe you're worse than Sam when it comes to taking breaks and not riding as much. Sam has actually been puttin in work at the spot last two times I saw him SO ONCE AGAIN YOU SUFFER FROM A SEVERE CASE OF BITCHASSNESS. Get over it already coz the longer you suffer from it, the harder it is to cure. And don't say nothing. You have zero defense so deal with it and prove us all wrong
Rah's crushin you. Joe's crushin you. I dont know who's worse - you or Sam but like I mentioned earlier, I truly believe you're worse than Sam when it comes to taking breaks and not riding as much. Sam has actually been puttin in work at the spot last two times I saw him SO ONCE AGAIN YOU SUFFER FROM A SEVERE CASE OF BITCHASSNESS. Get over it already coz the longer you suffer from it, the harder it is to cure. And don't say nothing. You have zero defense so deal with it and prove us all wrong 
I took like 9 million breaks today and even fell asleep in my truck for a couple minutes. I blew the doors off the bitchassness scale fo sho today. I did ride a lot all last Sat and didn't take many breaks at all and put the beats on my bike though to be fair. I looped 5 times and still kept riding last week, I consider that a bit of work. This week, not so much. 
Btw I shoulda asked while I was there but any of you have an extra tube you wanna sell me?
05-01-2010, 10:47 PM
NealFoReal
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05-01-2010, 10:49 PM
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
hope it holds off....its only 20% chance but we'll see...its a lil bike event goin on tmrw so i wanted to get it in...
05-01-2010, 10:50 PM
NealFoReal
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
why hide spots from sqids? just cause I cant stunt all that great yet dont mean Im a dick and Im gonna fu*k everything up for everyone. I understand not showin them to the world but if someone new is tryin to learn I think it might be better if some experienced stunters could show them the ropes a little in a safe spot. Ive been ridin for years just startin to get more into stuntin but dont mean I cant ride...Everybody had to be a squid at some point...u dont just jumo on a bike and know how to do circle wheelies
comin out guns blazing i see hahaha. good luck tryin to find people to ride with using that approach.
05-01-2010, 10:51 PM
Zippy Tie Rider
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
I remember what you were talking about with me having to lean back a little and I'd be at BP. Was I leaning back on that one I looped and did I gradually go back to the bar or did I just clutch it up back to the bar hard while I was still hugging the tank.
05-01-2010, 10:54 PM
NealFoReal
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
05-01-2010, 10:55 PM
Zippy Tie Rider
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05-01-2010, 10:58 PM
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
why hide spots from sqids? just cause I cant stunt all that great yet dont mean Im a dick and Im gonna fu*k everything up for everyone. I understand not showin them to the world but if someone new is tryin to learn I think it might be better if some experienced stunters could show them the ropes a little in a safe spot. Ive been ridin for years just startin to get more into stuntin but dont mean I cant ride...Everybody had to be a squid at some point...u dont just jumo on a bike and know how to do circle wheelies
05-01-2010, 10:59 PM
NealFoReal
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
BITCHASSNESS. When you loop it you gotta get back on and go do work again. You obviously got high enough and need to get used to that feeling. Done talkin here.
05-01-2010, 11:01 PM
Zippy Tie Rider
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
I looped 5 times last Saturday and kept riding man. Gimme a little break here, I had a bad day
05-01-2010, 11:03 PM
Zippy Tie Rider
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
05-01-2010, 11:12 PM
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
yo i looped today...yea it kinda shot the little confidence i had down but like neal said get bak up and try it again...next time u ride have someone with patience ride along side with you tellin u what to do what not to do what to keep doin what to stop doin...mayb you need someone to yell at you as if your in bootcamp...im willin to ride with you tho brotha...we both started in the same boat and im realli not that much ahead of you but you jus gotta get back at it...
05-01-2010, 11:14 PM
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Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
ima tell you what someone told me when i 1st joined....u only hav a few posts, post more so ppl can get to kno u an eventually someone will cut u slack...people use to ignore the **** out of me but you jus have to keep postin...but like eric said your def. on page 0001....catch up and do work son
