Can We Get A Vote?
06-09-2008, 03:58 PM
#501
What happened to my blox?
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06-09-2008, 03:59 PM
#502
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
although the teeth thing hurts, at least she's moving her head back and forth. the worst thing is when they just plant their mouth on the head of my dick and hardly move. nothing says "I wish i weren't here" more than that... even if they do wanna be there and think they're doing a good job.
06-09-2008, 04:55 PM
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06-09-2008, 04:58 PM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
"oh evan, im so glad you brought this huge bottle of lube, i dont think i could have handled your 4 inch **** without it. these girls are 18 yrs old not some dried up old hags, theyre good to go."
06-09-2008, 05:00 PM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
06-09-2008, 05:03 PM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
dude this is stuntlife, we all pretty much have the same sense of humor (with the exception of those pussies ysrrider and rocsteady) otherwise we wouldnt be here.
06-09-2008, 05:04 PM
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06-09-2008, 09:59 PM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
I'll talk to a buddy right infront of his girlfriend about some bitch that was awesome at suckin my dick. Explain everything she did, and then a couple days later I get a big thank you from him...
Or I'll tell a girl to imagine thats she's been lost in a desert for a week, surviving only on cactus and the small amount of water within. Then she finally finds a road and a car stops to help her. When she gets in the car a little kid in the back seat says "We dont have water... but you can have my cherry popsicle"
Or I'll tell a girl to imagine thats she's been lost in a desert for a week, surviving only on cactus and the small amount of water within. Then she finally finds a road and a car stops to help her. When she gets in the car a little kid in the back seat says "We dont have water... but you can have my cherry popsicle"
06-09-2008, 11:09 PM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
i'm thinking about stopping being nice and pulling them by their hair and screaming BITCH!!! instead of just telling them to watch it. i dont know why the **** bitches gotta use their ****** teeth. i mean, cant they feel that **** rubbing up against there??? they prolly do the **** on purpose.
Bite her ****!
06-10-2008, 01:42 AM
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06-10-2008, 08:31 AM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
that will totally **** them off.i don't think they do it on purpose for the most part, but i think many don't open wide enough and the teeth grind against the dick. they need to watch a good dick sucking **** movie. i'm talkin sloppy, deep throating, spit everywhere kind of dick sucking.
another misconception i think is that they think sucking it as hard as they can feels good. trust me, it DOESN'T!!! the puss just glides along the ***** and massages it gently. a woman's mouth should do the same. i'm not into having a hicky on top of my dicky.
06-10-2008, 08:34 AM
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good going, old bean. 
06-10-2008, 09:13 AM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
The bj discussion is classic. ("bee-jay?" /random squidbillies)
if you don't like doing it don't even ****** bother doing it.
that goes for a lot of stuff, but most especially sex.
The only kind of partner to have is a person you're just fiendishly attracted to, who knows how their touch feels, and likes to make you freak out from pleasure. That kind of couple is always entertained, no matter how much they actually hate each other or how broke they are.
if you don't like doing it don't even ****** bother doing it.
that goes for a lot of stuff, but most especially sex.
The only kind of partner to have is a person you're just fiendishly attracted to, who knows how their touch feels, and likes to make you freak out from pleasure. That kind of couple is always entertained, no matter how much they actually hate each other or how broke they are.
06-10-2008, 11:25 AM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
that will totally **** them off.i don't think they do it on purpose for the most part, but i think many don't open wide enough and the teeth grind against the dick. they need to watch a good dick sucking **** movie. i'm talkin sloppy, deep throating, spit everywhere kind of dick sucking.
another misconception i think is that they think sucking it as hard as they can feels good. trust me, it DOESN'T!!! the puss just glides along the ***** and massages it gently. a woman's mouth should do the same. i'm not into having a hicky on top of my dicky.
+1 i dont try to **** my garbage disposal...
06-10-2008, 11:38 AM
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Re: Can We Get A Vote?
The bj discussion is classic. ("bee-jay?" /random squidbillies)
if you don't like doing it don't even ****** bother doing it.
that goes for a lot of stuff, but most especially sex.
The only kind of partner to have is a person you're just fiendishly attracted to, who knows how their touch feels, and likes to make you freak out from pleasure. That kind of couple is always entertained, no matter how much they actually hate each other or how broke they are.
if you don't like doing it don't even ****** bother doing it.
that goes for a lot of stuff, but most especially sex.
The only kind of partner to have is a person you're just fiendishly attracted to, who knows how their touch feels, and likes to make you freak out from pleasure. That kind of couple is always entertained, no matter how much they actually hate each other or how broke they are.
