Yea I'm bored so I started it, keep it goin........


You know your bike is crunchy when..... the battery box is duct taped to your subframe

 

or when it tastes like a twix...

 

when you've got more rubber on your subframe and hugger then on the actual tire. lol

 

or when you hear a strange noise and you dont stop to check it out cuz if you ignore it you can make it home before something effs up. haha

 

You start a thread like this.

 

lol

 

i dont know anything about this...... my **** is strait ballin outa control

 

ur missing a motor mount and ur radiator is zip tied

 

or when yer bike so crunchy it'll turn you diabetic

 

-F4i tails are so scarce, you dont think twice about using exactly 92 zip ties to help fix a friends, after he misses the rear brake

-when you walk into the shop, to see someone welding on a gas tank they just dented.

-when your cage bolts are stripped, and you cant get it off. but its okay, because its tight, and it'll stay on there for the season.

-your friend thinks his wheel has a bend, so he pulls the tire off, rolls it across the cement floor, and the wobble is so bad the rim falls over, but he lays a new coat of paint on it anyway

-your stator is junk, but you wanna keep riding, so you just ask your buddies to give you a bump-start everytime you shut the bike off

-you buy zipties by the 500pack because they go quick

-you've used HVAC zipties to hold on your exhaust, only to have it melt through 20minutes later, mid wheelie, on route 1, so perfect that it pogo's itself into your leg, and you swear your about to do the very first 45mph circle.

Yeah.....crunchy is just the tip of the iceberg

 

When the fur starts to peel off my gas tank, because fuel leakes at 12-oclock

 

When you're trying to start your buddies ****-box and you smell gas... turn to your buddy and say wtf is that gas coming from, then he hits the starter again and the bike bursts into flames!

At least we were'nt so ghetto as to not have a fire extinguisher handy...

that wasn't crunchy... crunchy = riding that bike the same evening

 

when your radiator leaks so bad you have to re-fill it twice as many times as you fill your gas tank!!!!!!

 

this reminds me...

-When your buddys 900rr backfires, catches the pod-filters on fire, and you have no fire extinguisher at the lot.... But it gets better... You've studded up your bikes and your in the middle of a lake. Millions of gallons of water under you....under 2 ft of ice, and theres not a damn thing you can do to put it out.

 

word.....the only thing crunchy i have is a box of frosted flakes.

 

when your frame cracks in 2 spots and that doesn't stop you from riding

 

lol... good ol panduit strap....

im glad my job is hvac and i get it by the bags of 100 for free :YEAH

 

when your bike has more zip ties than bolts holding it together!

 

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=-skdS_nNhzU



sorry just learning to play the guitar its the thought that counts tho

 

podunk, quit stalking me...


oh ya, and everyone still thinks your song is retarded and your gay for writing it