Came up with a new one the other day. Got a good laugh at it...

So was at the gas station filling up. It was one of those pump setups, where there were 3 types of gas, and 3 hoses... not the new fancy ones that have 3 types of gas, but only 1 hose.

I took advantage of this. So here's what I did. After paying and pumping, as I went to put the pump handle back, I moved it 1 space to the left. I took that pump handle, and moved it also to the left... I took the one on the far left, and moved it to the far right.

So here's what happens... the next cager who comes in to get gas, pre-pays... heads back out... puts the pump in their car... and stands their waiting for the numbers to flash over and begin... So after a few minutes of waiting, they start getting impatient, and go back inside to yell at the teller... who then tells them they have to take the pump off the... argument begins... so teller tells em to reset it. they go back outside and the drama continues. It takes em like 15 minutes to figure out why it's not working right.

=)

So yeah.

How to fk with a cager... haha

Next time, I'll hang out and video tape it. =)

- Pixel -

 

on the prepay pumps here you just prepay for the pump.. not the certain octane of gas. so if they prepay and then pick up any of them to pump itll pump their gas, itll just be the wrong octane..

 

and cost them more or less depending on what octane they choose^^

 

ya I have also heard you can wedge a HIV infected needle on the pump handle, so when someone goes to gas up they get a big surprise!

 

haha that is a good one

 

Same here... Picture... Let's say they're trying to put in 91. If they pick up the 85 octane pump in the 91 spot... it'll just sit there, because the computer is telling the 91 pump to release... but they're trying to pump the 85 hose. They released the 91... so until they figure out that the handles are switched... they get NOTHING!

 

As near as I know when there are 3 pumps, and 3 hoses, the hose and the octane need to match to get gas.

Haha. Wonder what would happen if you switch the octane stickers the opposite direction? After they sort out the pump thing... they'd be like... WTF? Why am I paying for 91 octane on the 85 pump!?

 

man it just hit me. got it now, they will be trying to pump some 91 out of the 89 hose and itll never pump anything. damn now im gonna have to start checkin my hoses when i get gas to make sure im not an idiot. nice!

 

...i've never seen a pump like that before, in my life.

 

but from the way you look in your avatar i dont think you even own a car.

 

Only at most of the pumps here... they are not color coded. The handles are just all black.

 

in new jersey, we dont pump our own gas

 

yeah i remember people doing that couple years ago. thats definetly fucked up

 

okay now that i see a pic, there are those around here. Thats def one that i'm gonna do next time i'm fucked up and bored out of my mind.

lol yea i need to change my avatar, that was supposed to be temp.

 

one day i figured out the pumps at the mobil station by my house have magnetic numbers to show which pump number your at to pre-pay so i switched all the numbers around so when people pre-pay on number 1 they actually turn on number 7 or wutever

 

what, when/where was this!!?? have i been living under a rock?

 

thats pretty stupid, I'm pretty sure some of you drive something else besides a bike too

 

my comment was in reference to people putting HIV infested needles and/or razors hidden in places people were likely to get pricked/cut by them and then get the HIV.

i think the gas pump thing is funny as hell.

 

where the **** are youg onna get an HIV infected needle.. then be stupid enough to actually go plant it somewhere and stand by and giggle like a schoolgirl.. if somebody actually does that they dont deserve to live.

 

it was around 1998 1999ish it was pretty fucked up...i think there was a documented 27 people stuck by a needle and 2 or 3 that contracted aids if im correct.... it happend in jersey, LA, newburgh ny, and a couple of other places....it wasnt to much on the news,due to the fear of a nation wade scare...i remember the cops and gas men coming to my city and checking every gas station...it was nuts