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Old 01-16-2008, 02:36 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts......

Originally Posted by Danger_Dave
there is one man who could intimidate chuck norris though, just by squinting at him, and thats clint eastwood.

when clint eastwood films a western n shoots a fake gun bad guys die on general principle
clint eastwood wears shitkickers to kick the **** outta anyone who gets in his way
clint eastwood is never lucky punk, he just makes it work with little effort

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evil kinevel never did the same trick twice, it wasn't his style
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What are you talking about? Nobody intimidates Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast and tops them with toxic waste, just to start the day off right
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no doubt , chuck norris once had cancer but looked in the mirror and scared it out of him.
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chuck norris counted to inifity......twice..
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chuck norris does things wrong and they re write the instructions on it according to chuck norris perfection
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"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist."
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chuck norris doesnt get his hair cut, he tells his hair how he wonts it go grow... and besides no razor or scissors can cut anything on chuck norris
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts......

Originally Posted by Danger_Dave
there is one man who could intimidate chuck norris though, just by squinting at him, and thats clint eastwood.
Clint Eastwood is just a **** that Chuck Norris took, long, long ago
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when chuck norris was born he had sex with the nurse that delivered him, it was only the third time he had ever had sex.
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50outlaw, so did you buy a big bike so that when you talk ****, people cant be like "dude you ride a fiddy!" ha ha- just playin man- looks good! post up some more pics when you get it together!
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forgot, you know chuck norris supports huckabee... is that like cheating or something!? ha ha- damn hes the man...
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Old 01-16-2008, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by blinkybill04
50outlaw, so did you buy a big bike so that when you talk ****, people cant be like "dude you ride a fiddy!" ha ha- just playin man- looks good! post up some more pics when you get it together!
haha no... i had a 636 like a year and a half ago and had to sell it due to some legal issues...

and now i will be back very very soon bitchez....

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chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and **** it out solved

if chuck norris is late, time better slow the **** down
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts......

Originally Posted by spiller03
when chuck norris was born he had sex with the nurse that delivered him, it was only the third time he had ever had sex.

chuck norris wasn't born, he just appeared one day out of a cloud of greatness
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when i was a freshman in highschool me and my friend went down to florida wit my parents and we went to this restaurant in missippi on the way there and this dude walked in with the little badge and boots and everything and we called him walker texas ranger and they kicked us out the restaurant... i guess they take that **** seriously
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Originally Posted by vtecguy
when i was a freshman in highschool me and my friend went down to florida wit my parents and we went to this restaurant in missippi on the way there and this dude walked in with the little badge and boots and everything and we called him walker texas ranger and they kicked us out the restaurant... i guess they take that **** seriously
ummm...

chuck norris does not **** around....

i figured you would have known that by now
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chuck Norris blows he doesnt do his own stunts
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Originally Posted by blinkybill04
forgot, you know chuck norris supports huckabee... is that like cheating or something!? ha ha- damn hes the man...
how many total gyms do you have to buy to get chuck norris at your campain rally?
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Originally Posted by burnsy
chuck Norris blows he doesnt do his own stunts
Tell that to Chuck Norris!
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you know whats funny... i just happened to wear my chuck norris t shirt today that reads..... "there is nothin to fear but chuck himself"
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