crtchrktrcr

outlaw, you drink keystone.. busch is pretty much equal you hillbilly.. i can't steer away from bud light.. lyons and i killed a 30 of it lastnight.. now i'm stuck drinking straight captain.. ***** makin me emo.. anyone have any razor blades??

you all are weak too, i quit wheelies to pick up my drinking game.. rookies.

nina weee

stay away from the razor blades..

and get back on your bike !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toyotafj40s

i play edward 40 hands finish in 30 minutes and dont get a buzz anymore

crtchrktrcr

toyota may possibly be my new best friend.. but that's the only way to do it.. it's pretty much impossible to whip out your package with fawtys duct taped to your hands.. i'm just far too addicted to beerpong now.. actually just cleaned the table and got 50 new cups.. now i just need beer?


weeeeee, you continue to throw yourself at me.. i'm ok with this..
no no razor blades.. my bike still needs a new chain for my gearing and i need to put in the wheel spacers and the hb master and new tank on.. i'm far too lazy.

Josh Faught

I want to play the 100 hundred club but all my friends are vags and say it cant be done except my roomie and he is never off from work the deal is 100 beers in 72 hours i know i can do it you have to avg like three beers an hour for every hour your awake or something like that....I drink keystone to homie... i use to drink budwieser and i started gettin a lil fat so i had to go on a diet

crtchrktrcr

budlight guy...

and i found if you replace food with beer, you don't gain weight.. umm, ya know what.. instead of me goin to tx.. come to az.

Josh Faught

alright im down. Im actually suppose to be coming to vegas this next month for my bday how far from you is that? I drink budlight when i go to the bar

crtchrktrcr

hey.. how about you ******* start posting more.. i'm getting bored.

crtchrktrcr

under 5 hours.. i got a couch spot for you doggy... just promise you won't bitch out and say you don't want to drink all day like every other poser... better start training if you plan on actually making it here.

Josh Faught

ha ha sorry man the chick on tv has me flustered turn it onto mtv good god this chick is hot

Josh Faught

and my computer is really slow it has aids

crtchrktrcr

i have no mtv.. i'm unemployed remember? i'm watching friends.. well it's on in the background.. i'm looking at dirtyscottsdale.com finding way too many ppl i know.. i'm actually posting on there now.. this is bad.. oh and an ex gf of mine was on there... she did ****.. and um, other ppl knew that.. they ripped into her bad.. (on the site..not...well yeah in the **** too)

crtchrktrcr

shouldn't have put your floppy disk in it

Josh Faught

you got the floppy part right ha ha

crtchrktrcr

yeah anyway!....awkward pause.... have you ever been to vegas? very evil place... weird **** happens... seriously....

villa76

Miller light and hydrocodone usually till 5 am.

nina weee

throw myself at you......?
I duno what you're talking about..............im just here for the wheeelies


how do you expect all that **** to get fixed on your bike if your on the computer ?? come on now ! Do you compete or anything ? Have i seen you at any shows ?? Sorry if your a secret legend i dont know about......thats why Im asking...


and about the comment where you said you noticed replacing food with beer wont make you fat...

a 6 pack of beer is equivelant to eating a whole loaf of bread..........

villa76

Thanks for the cute message.

crtchrktrcr

what cute message?


jesus canadians have no sense of humor.. i'm a legend on sl.. and in my garage.. that's it..


so is this what texas has to offer? http://www.thedirty.com/?p=5363

Josh Faught

ha ha you said awkard pause.....ummm no i have never been and what wierd happens there as long as if i buy a hooker she doesnt have a ***** that woudl bewierd to me