couple of my buddies where wheelie on i95 when the pigs decided to end that,in which my friends took off not knowin that when he come down from the wheelie his passenger seat open up without him knowin,sendin his reg,an insurance flyin out...the pigs where at his house before he was

 

haha.. that is awesome.. my buddy had his tag fall off.. and they got him the day after..

 

that sucks! ...they probably had his plates anyway.

as far as funny stories, too many to remember.

p.s. same thing happened to me yesterday, comin down some twisties, hit a short straight road, popped it up, as soon as i brought it down, my bike got REAL loud....i thought i blew the motor or someshit...i look to my right and i see the exhaust on the ground just hangin on by the 4 tiny little C02 censor wires...i was amazed it held on...it was over a 100ft...i was just scared it was gonna get stuck under my tire so i slowly slowed down.

 

like 2 months ago my under tail plastic fell of too,kinda just messed up my plate a little,but i made 2 new screw holes and its fine...

 

the cop that came flying into the lot full lights on stopped flipped a bitch and took off i got video somewhere

 

Crashing into deer, crashing into curb, crashing into curb, crashing into ups truck and then crashing into curb, hitting an oil slick, girl falling off bike in wheelie, seat spreaders, jumping on bike kelm mothafucka from stuntlife ninja 250 bitch etc

 

I was riding at the lot and busted my *** pretty good so my buddy heads over to see if i was ok and he decided to scrape doing a spreader on his way over. He couldnt get it to come back down so hit the eject button and kicked the bike in mid air. The bike was cartwheelin rite at me, almost hit me and my friend landed right next to me. Kinda had to be there, it was funny. i think he got hurt worse than i did.

 

damn boy you've seen/done some funny ****

 

i been dying to tell this one. halloween my friend strips down to his boxers at the spot pops up a second gear seat spreader and loops out removing his entire left *** cheek and destroying his bike. he got light headed and stomach hurt and **** himself 3 times. layed in his **** next to his totaled bike and 4 quarts of oil for 2 hrs while a friend had to go get a truck to haul his bike home. if you knew the dude he deserved it. he almost did it completely naked but boxers only is just as bad. he thought it would be funny to ride like that. BOY was it. lol.

 

LMFAO

i dunno but someone laying by a totaled bike with ****** 4 quarts of oil surrounding him would be the funniest **** ever. **** that truck....i woulda went straight for a camera...that **** is priceless:YEAH

 

oh i got pictures, that was the last thing that my dying cell phone battery did was take like 6 or 7 pics. soon as i get them from the phone to the puter i will post em up.

 

i was doing a ss last week and i came back and scraped the bar kinda sideways and i came down and stepped off the side...well i thought the bike had bike so i let it go..but i pick up and started riding across the lot on its own falling from side to side...(i didn't feel like running after it)..well it ended up running into the legs of a fedex trailer and bending my renthals , breaking both pegs on the left side, and makeing my radiator leak even more.....