Help Fight ManBearPig
10-16-2007, 10:10 PM
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Help Fight ManBearPig
This was put here to educate you about the single deadliest thing on our planet-the one thing that could put the earth to an end-somthing that threatens our existance and the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about MANBEARPIG. It is a creature wich roams the earth alone; HALF MAN, HALF BEAR, AND HALF PIG (note: Some people confuse this as being HALF BEAR, AND HALF MANPIG-THIS IS BLASPHEMY !! DO NOT BELIEVE THEM; THEY ARE STUPID-ITS A MANBEARPIG, and i'm being super super serial.)
Some people say that MANBEARPIG isn't real-Well we are here to tell you now that MANBEARPIG is very real and he most certainly exists. MANBEARPIG doesn't care who you are or what you've done, MANBEARPIG simply wants get you! But have no fear, because you can help us save the earth and rid MANBEARPIG once and for all. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MANBEARPIG DROPPINGS-THEY LOOK SIMILAR TO PIG DROPPINGS BUT MORE MANBEAR LIKE. And some day, when the world is rid of MANBEARPIG, the world will say, " THANK YOU PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED THE FIRST MANBEARPIG HUNTERS, YOU'RE SUPER AWESOME!" THANK YOU SUPPORTERS - EXCELCIOR !!
HELP SPREAD MANBEARPIG AWARENESS - NEW UPDATE !! : MANBEARPIG AWARNESS OFFICIAL CALENDER DATE "NATIONAL MANBEARPIG AWARENESS DAY" WILL BE REGISTERED WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SOME SMALL AFRICAN COUNTRIES SOON - AND MANBEARPIG AWARENESS BUMPER STICKERS, PINS, AND PAMPHLETS WILL BE AVAILIBLE SOON; CHECK THE STORE SECTION FOR MORE INFO. WE ALL MUST STOP MBP- SIGN the Awareness sheet (SEE MANBEARPIG AWARENESS SHEET SECTION HELP THE CAUSE just sign your name, phone number, and where you first heard about manbearpig.
WE CAN STOP HIM !! MBP MEETINGS WILL BE ARRANGED SOON. WE CAN GET YOU EXCUSED FROM SCHOOL (WE HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER) - YOU GUYS HAVE THE CHANCE TO HELP US FIND AND KILL MANBEARPIG ONCE AND FOR ALL.
IF YOU EVER NOTICE A SAMON-LIKE ODOR OR SULFUR DEPOSITE COMING FROM CAVES, OR IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WITH LARGE HOOVES WHERE THEIR FOOT SHOULD BE - CONTACT A TRAINED/AUTHORIZED/OFFICIAL MANBEARPIG SPECIALIST IMMEDIATLEY !!
YELL OUT " GROWD!GROWD !!!! " WHICH WILL LURE MANBEARPIG.
IF YOU HELP US AND WE ARE SUCCESFUL THEN EVERYONE WILL BE SUPER STOKED ON YOU (EVEN IF THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET) - - - EXCELCIOR !
Help Fight ManBearPig 
Some people say that MANBEARPIG isn't real-Well we are here to tell you now that MANBEARPIG is very real and he most certainly exists. MANBEARPIG doesn't care who you are or what you've done, MANBEARPIG simply wants get you! But have no fear, because you can help us save the earth and rid MANBEARPIG once and for all. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MANBEARPIG DROPPINGS-THEY LOOK SIMILAR TO PIG DROPPINGS BUT MORE MANBEAR LIKE. And some day, when the world is rid of MANBEARPIG, the world will say, " THANK YOU PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED THE FIRST MANBEARPIG HUNTERS, YOU'RE SUPER AWESOME!" THANK YOU SUPPORTERS - EXCELCIOR !!
HELP SPREAD MANBEARPIG AWARENESS - NEW UPDATE !! : MANBEARPIG AWARNESS OFFICIAL CALENDER DATE "NATIONAL MANBEARPIG AWARENESS DAY" WILL BE REGISTERED WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SOME SMALL AFRICAN COUNTRIES SOON - AND MANBEARPIG AWARENESS BUMPER STICKERS, PINS, AND PAMPHLETS WILL BE AVAILIBLE SOON; CHECK THE STORE SECTION FOR MORE INFO. WE ALL MUST STOP MBP- SIGN the Awareness sheet (SEE MANBEARPIG AWARENESS SHEET SECTION HELP THE CAUSE just sign your name, phone number, and where you first heard about manbearpig.
WE CAN STOP HIM !! MBP MEETINGS WILL BE ARRANGED SOON. WE CAN GET YOU EXCUSED FROM SCHOOL (WE HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER) - YOU GUYS HAVE THE CHANCE TO HELP US FIND AND KILL MANBEARPIG ONCE AND FOR ALL.
IF YOU EVER NOTICE A SAMON-LIKE ODOR OR SULFUR DEPOSITE COMING FROM CAVES, OR IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WITH LARGE HOOVES WHERE THEIR FOOT SHOULD BE - CONTACT A TRAINED/AUTHORIZED/OFFICIAL MANBEARPIG SPECIALIST IMMEDIATLEY !!
YELL OUT " GROWD!GROWD !!!! " WHICH WILL LURE MANBEARPIG.
IF YOU HELP US AND WE ARE SUCCESFUL THEN EVERYONE WILL BE SUPER STOKED ON YOU (EVEN IF THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET) - - - EXCELCIOR !
Help Fight ManBearPig 
10-17-2007, 07:59 AM
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Re: Help Fight ManBearPig
ughh nahh i'm all set with "the link" thats the only way to get the mods out of hiding...makes me throw up in my mouth & prolly get fired next time some sneaky bastard throws that one out and i forget about the whole thing and click it by accident...what a terribly formed run on sentance...o well.
10-17-2007, 11:43 AM
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