If I hook my rear brake to my butt hole will it stop me from flippin wheelies. My theory is this! If it is hooked to my butt hole, then when my butt puckers from the fear of flipping pow pows it will bring the bike back to earth in a controlled manner! Any pointers on how to do this? Should I just cram a lever up there or what?

 

no, but you can hit the brakes on explosive beer ***** though.....

 

What about slider *****? Like eat fiddy whities and go ride! I think this would counter act my theory. The EXPLOSIVE ***** would really make me loop my pow pows!

 

if you were doin a standup and farted realy hard would it be like a shot of nos?????

 

YES! Now we are on the same page! If I pull it off first I will call it the POOPER SCOOPER!

 

Well I am out of here! I am going to try some new rear brake techs. and some POOPER SCOOPER highspeed runs! Later fellas. I will tell yall tomorrow how it went! LOL!

 

wow, no flames?


you guys suck *****.

 

You know your gay when...

 

hell, theres been plenty of mondays at work when i had to hit the butt brakes while i was workin.... i hate shittin in port-o-********

 

try ramming a rearset up your ****????

 

why do i feel like this is a "been there, done that" comment???

 

no, I know how to use my foot and finger

 

haha, i dont wanna know about your fetishes dude

 

I am a parts manager at a dealership and sometime all the BS I get asked is so damn funny that I have to be retarded some times. So that is all it was. Of and by the way it does not stop the pow pows from looping out! Just makes spreaders a little harder! LOL!

 

i could see the finger, but how the hell do you fit your foot up your ***?

 

LMFAO Nice