haha this thread is gonna get me introuble at work, i can't stop laughing

 

I was lauging so hard i could not even hold the mouse straight enough to click on the reply button. this is the funniest thing i have seen in a while

 

do you spit on em first? i never tried baby's only grown women .



-mexican mayhem

 

If you punch it hard enough.

The magical genie pops out that gives you wheelie and stoppie buttons

FOR REAL!

 

Thats it..... Im going to go and Punch women and babies
right now..

 

no i yell and tell them to stop being a bitch and then punch them in the face. its real fun you should try it.

 

yelling seems like to much work, i like my routine now... spit on em then punch em in the face, its time tested and seems to work pretty well for me.



-mexican mayhem

 

yeah but i like to put some scare into the family so they will toughen the kid up a little. ive learned you can only prove your badass status by puching babys and women, punching grown men is over-rated.

 

yeah, most guys are too ***** to punch women and babies, we might just have an opening for you in A-QPWT.


-mexican mayhem

 

punch yourself in the face while your at it for not doing it sooner .



-mexican mayhem

 

cats are not for punching they are for kicking

 

My buddy has a 06 600 with some kind of aftermarket pipe with no cat and its pretty badass. He says it runs better. All I know is it sounds freakin great and shoots out about an 18 inch flame.

Oh and I agree with both of you, spiting is good because it reminds them that they are lower then you ,and screaming scares them into listening to every single word that comes out of your mouth and remember them forever. So I feel a good yell fallowed by some spit and finished off with a nice ferm backhand shows them, and the world that you truely are a man, and a great one at that.

P.S. Screaming could be mistaken for crying if you have a higher pitched voice. So in that case a good crazy eye works right before the smack/punch.

 

I find using aerosol hair spray and a lighter to get a cat's attention is the only way! Hairless cats are funnier!

 

i put tape on the bottom of there feet or paws or whatever those things are called.

 

ohh show me taht trick...when i punch mine she gets louder

 

is this a gang that just goes around punching babies and women? if so im in.

 

My dog kept pulling like a bastard when walking around and annoyed me
Later i found out barbed wire works fine as a collar

 

dunno about kicking, but slammin in on the tank would make for a pretty clean denting job.
some scratches maybe...

 

did you know a cat doesn't have enough bodyweight to hang it??? kinda annoying!
tie a 5 lb dumbell to its tail and that seems to help!

 

What a useless factoid




































I ****** LOVE IT!!! Consider my GF's cats DEAD!!!