I also like the person at the spot with the rashed up bike and the story goes "blah, blah, blah i was riding along" insert extremely unlikely situation here and then ends with "so i had to lay it down."

 

"Hi, I'm rybred."

 

I got one office mate there telling me that they tie heavy stuff on the tail of the bike after watching those videos.

 

i didn't read the whole thread but i love when people say that i can only do the tricks i do because i have a big sprocket

 

Lol.

Hey what's the second caliper for the rear brake?

"Why does your bike need a rear spoiler?" after seeing the 12 bar. "Are you one of those people who race with ricers? where is your Nos? is this the activator?" after seeing the hand brake.

Oh nice bling-bling rim. after seeing the sized up sprocket.

Oh are you gonna put your luggage between on the front of the bike? after seeing the engine cage. better put some cold food there and it will be nice and hot after we reach the destination.

 

I hear...I got a katana and it has high performance cams in it...I beat 600rr's and Gixxers all the time.

Or some will see me riding and when they talk to me they always have a buddy that does 130 mph wheelies.

 

I would just give a blank stare and walk away from those questions/ comments. I could not come up with anything to stay after having heard something that stupid.

 

My fav squid comment is "If i rode my bike more than 5 times a year..."

 

my favorite was a guy on another forum.

"Why does my bike make weird sounds when im in sixth gear."

This kid had his 1000rr for a year, damn near no miles on it and never took it above 75mph. In fact, when he was complaining bout the sound in sixth gear he was only goin bout 35mph when he heard it cause he had to slow it down enough to where he could hear it over the wind.

 

i know a guy who did the same damn thing. 35 mph in 6th gear all the time!

 

My fav is "hey dude, you got a headlight out" lol i know this kid with an 00 katana who just got it a week or two ago and he can already circle. But he doesnt know that my headlight wasnt out

 

"ive been riding bikes for 20 years, and im in NO WAY a squid, but for some reason my 2007 R1 wont wheelie in second"

 

not talking about stunting just riding!!! but I love this one!!!!!!!!!

"What do you mean... you turn your bars left to go right????? i just lean!!!"

 

"Can I make wheelies on my (insert name of any bike)?"

 

 

HAHA! thats a recent one!

 

my favorite is " is that bike even safe to ride without a windshield"

 

This is hot off the presses: I'm at work and a guy is watching a video of me and says "Man, if they can do that, they should have a show like Jason Britton!".

WTF?!?!?


I think Jason's name is heard more in a household than Mr. Clean!

Congrat's bro

 

"They take all that stuff of their bikes to make them lighter thats how they how they go so slow"