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Old 10-03-2007 | 04:46 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

The hard core track day specialists doing 1:13's etc but can't wheelie. " Oh I just like to go fast" .
Old 10-03-2007 | 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BrianMM717
Oh Almost Forgot............."ay Buddy,yur Tire Is A Lil Low............."
I have had so many people say that to me. I usually just give them a thumbs up.
Old 10-03-2007 | 05:19 AM
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This kid the other night at the bar was telling me and my boy how he has an '07 GSXR 1k for the street and an '05 Katana 600 for his beater and stunt bike then Proceeded to tell us "I was Doing a wheelie on my Katana while sitting on my tank with my feet over the handlebars at 80 for a mile or so, and a cop got behind me and I put it down and ran from him..." I replied with WTF!! and left my buddy behind to Humor him..
Old 10-03-2007 | 05:22 AM
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"ive got a 87 gsxr 750 at home maybe i should throw a big sprocket on, do u think i can get a cage for it" and the bad part is that came from my homeboy
Old 10-03-2007 | 06:26 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

Gas station attendant looks at my dent and asks " is that a childs seat ?"
Old 10-03-2007 | 06:44 AM
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"O I'm going to be doing circles next year" As they power wheelie away.
Old 10-03-2007 | 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by FAhq
someone asked a friend of mine why he had 2 clutch levers on his bike.....that got a round of laughs.
Now thats funny, I would have been like yeah it's for double clutching.. one for upshifting , one for downshifting... hahaha
Old 10-03-2007 | 07:39 AM
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Some dutch guy:

"I saw some guys doing a Priest on there bike... i think they use a steeringdamper for that"


Turned out he ment a christ
Old 10-03-2007 | 08:15 AM
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why do you have 2 clutch levers???
Old 10-03-2007 | 08:52 AM
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I just get funny looks when i roll up with a cage on, not many stunters in my neck of the woods
Old 10-03-2007 | 09:26 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

best ones i've heard


"if i had a handbrake i could do that"
"if i had a twelve bar i would scrape"

i have to give a little background to this one....our parking lot has a little incline to it cause it's the only parking lot that we can find were we don't get kicked out....and some kid said....

"the hill makes it easier to do that"..........my friend was trying merk step to spreader up the hill
Old 10-03-2007 | 09:32 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

"If I had a big sprocket I could do slow wheelies too"
Old 10-03-2007 | 09:32 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

Originally Posted by boostnm3
Im so stoked. It like totally came out of nowhere on accident. I was riding my bike through a curvy road. I saw a sharp curve coming up so i got ready to lean down and drag my knee around it. About the middle of the corner, i hit a pebble or something and all of a sudden i am doing a chainsaw in the middle of the road . I think i did 2 or 3 of them and i tried to get them to keep going but as fast as it happened, next thing you know, i hit the pebble again and it shot me back up. I was dragging my knee around the rest of the curve again. Im so stoked! My question is, what size sprocket do i need to do chainsaws? Like i said this was on accident, but now im ready to go practice them but i need to know what size sprocket to buy. Thanks
Old 10-03-2007 | 09:35 AM
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Hahaha

seen this on a site that sells these shirt....

http://store.muledesign.com/shirts/squidoverlords.php


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What size of sprocket do I need?
Old 10-03-2007 | 10:07 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

I was covering my rear brake but it just looped i think my foot slipped or something
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

im gonna get one of those twelve bars so i dont have to worry about goin over in a wheelie, that will bring u back down when u hit it right?
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

Originally Posted by Loco-Honda
why do you have 2 clutch levers???
I always answer that the top one is for clutching up high speed wheelies and the bottom one is for clutching up slow wheelies.
Old 10-03-2007 | 10:36 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

"Look he has a metal bar on the back so he cant flip over"
Old 10-03-2007 | 10:53 AM
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Re: Favorite Squid Quotes

" so like how did u do your endo, just ride along and grab the brake"


hahah thats form a litre bike fker



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