Who works at a bike shop?
08-02-2007, 03:16 PM
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Re: Who works at a bike shop?
SELL HIM A DIRT HELMET WITH GOGGLES THAT FIT A 5 YEAR OLD! OR YOU COULD DO LIKE I DO AND LIE TO EM TELL EM THERES A HELMET LAW AND A JACKET LAW. THEN YOU SELL BOTH.
08-02-2007, 03:16 PM
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Re: Who works at a bike shop?
I love it.... I always call katanas can-a-tunas and I accidently said it to a customer who was in to buy parts for his....DOH! Make sure you sell him some like gp-tech or some other roadrace boots. Some a-stars or something.
08-02-2007, 03:26 PM
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Re: Who works at a bike shop?
Good for you. Go talk to the F&I guy and wrap all of it up in his deal. THat way when he asks you how much it all costs just tell him "No worries bro, it's right in your deal and it's only gonna cost you a little extra every month on the payment"...............I'm going to hell
08-02-2007, 03:31 PM
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Re: Who works at a bike shop?
I like this one. Will money down lower my payments? Well it will but wouldn't you like to keep that cash in your pocket and just finance the whole thing. Yeah sounds like a good idea. LOL!
08-02-2007, 03:37 PM
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Yea. It's a beautiful thing. But people would much rather put it into a payment rather than pay out of pocket for parts/accessories/apparel. It's a win/win situation for everyone. Last week a kid bought a gixxer600 and he left with a Suomy Tattoo, Retro Daytona JAcket, Icon jeans, Chukka boots, field armor vest and, get this, a motocross cowboy collar (neck roll). He said he was into good safety gear so I said it as a joke and he took it..... Strike number 2 for me on the hell train.
08-02-2007, 03:38 PM
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08-02-2007, 04:27 PM
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Re: Who works at a bike shop?
Iv been one of those dumb customers i got FUCKED on my gsxr.....The guy broke it down like this and i bet yall will start using it...
He said let me see here typin in his calculater this bike will only cost you $4.25 a day man I said man thats cheaper than eatin a big mack where do i sign...h ha ha I dont even want to say how much i owe on my beater 2.5 years later
He said let me see here typin in his calculater this bike will only cost you $4.25 a day man I said man thats cheaper than eatin a big mack where do i sign...h ha ha I dont even want to say how much i owe on my beater 2.5 years later
08-02-2007, 04:36 PM
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Re: Who works at a bike shop?
Yea. It's a beautiful thing. But people would much rather put it into a payment rather than pay out of pocket for parts/accessories/apparel. It's a win/win situation for everyone. Last week a kid bought a gixxer600 and he left with a Suomy Tattoo, Retro Daytona JAcket, Icon jeans, Chukka boots, field armor vest and, get this, a motocross cowboy collar (neck roll). He said he was into good safety gear so I said it as a joke and he took it..... Strike number 2 for me on the hell train.
08-02-2007, 04:36 PM
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08-02-2007, 05:26 PM
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Re: Who works at a bike shop?
great stories. especially the $4.25 a day thing. one thing i notice is how squids give each other advice really loud at dealerships and parts places. its like they want to be heard that they know ****.
08-02-2007, 05:30 PM
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