so I wrecked tonight while practicing at the spot. I'm actualy posting this from my phone in my room at the ER. I came off of a highchair drift. lol. really wasn't that bad of a wreck though that's the sad thing. just the way I landed... not soo much.

not a huge injury or life threatening in anyway...

I was fully geared up but no gear coulda prevented this one..

I won't go into too many details but I'm sitting here with a sick really sore bumm and awaiting stitches on the new laceration I gained on my chode!!!! right smack between the ***** n the ***.. yipeee. I really broke myself off and tore myself a new butthole. lol this sucks so bad. but I can't stop laughin and figured I might as well tell the world this one. I should be on that mtv show scarred.. haha...

like I said not life threatening in anyways I'm just waiting to gather up some 10 or so stitches and get confirmation that theres no serious internal bleeding..

bummer eh??
haha

anyone wanna buy me a sweet hemmorroid doughnut to sit on during my drive to ohio next week hahaha??

-kane

 

wohhaaa...shitty deal boSS!!!
heal up

 

Haha riding your new truck now is gonna be a real pain in the ***

Have a good recovery

 

hahaahahahahahhahahahahhaha dude im sorry you got hurt but that has to be the funniest injury ever..............holy ****.....hahahahahaha get it holy **** ooohh i crack me up.......lol

but on a searious note you should get an enima [sp?] while your there because for the next few days you sure as hell are not gonna want to push out a big old steamer ......thats gotta suck

 

shitty deal

 

lol your so right all I keep thinkin about is how I should get wasted cause at least beer-poops are liquidy n fast!! poopin is gonna be the woooorst tomorrow haha!! y couldn't I get like tuff injury ya know something could be proud off maybe pick with a chick with... I highly doubt the whole yo I ripped open my guiche once story is gonna land me any sympathy attention.

-kane

 

I told fish we need to find a smoking hot nurse to do the stiches n he could film the whole thing for his next video. haha

I've been sitting (sideways) for 4 hours here with a bleeding butt and still no dr. this sucks sooooo bad

 

oh man i wasn't even thinking of all the kane haters ....imagine the big gay boyfreind jokes your gonna have to listen to........oh now i really feel sorry for your ***....lol your ***......

 

That's pretty funny but it's gotta suck ***. I bet that is going to hurt when you're riding in Ohio.

 

ah... BUMer man . . . . . .












sry guys all i got...

 

OUCH!, dude i feel for you, i'm sure you'll find a tasty nurse to help you out

 

Rough bro. I think this is one injury your not gonna get many people asking for pics though. Heal up quickbro.

 

hey, just be glad it's your taint and not your *****. either way that totally sucks man heal up quick

 

Well, look at it on the brighter side...At least it was there and not about 2 inches higher, then you'd be the pink wheelie eunuch.

 

Kane, hope your taint heals soon

 

Now is the perfect time for Darius to post up his old clip of "Sittin Sidewayz"


PS. Sorry to hear about your grundle getting torn up......

 

oh man! BUM DEAL! lol

 

tearing a hole in ur grundle is kinda like havin a lil vagina isnt it? until u get stichs ur kinda a herm!! haha thats does suck though mang sorry to hear bout that! icon needs to make a taint protector!!!

 

damn that sux! what the hell did you cut yourself on... or do u even know? wow i cant imagine how bad that hurt... i've landed on my taint a few times YEARS ago when i rode bmx and i still remember how bad that **** hurt.... couldn't imagine cutting/ripping open better invest in some laxitives for the next week or so! heal up man

 

your new boyfriend not treating you well?