Dont worry.........Women get the taint cut on purpose by doctors when they are delivering a child. Sometimes its Head its too big or Its coming out while stunting in there so doctors cut it to make more room then stich it up!! Youll be Fine!! None the less that Sucks!
Be Safe!
Manny

 

KAne fix your bloody hole and lets ride already!!!!!!

 

HAHAHAH that's funny..sucks though.. but yeah you litereally ripped urself a new one eh

 

There was actually a dude who ripped his sack on scarred. But you injury is pretty ****** strange

 

Dude, you might have to take sitz baths.It's what chicks have to do after they give birth and have stitches. Heal up quick! and don't eat any cheese!!!!

 

what if he has to take a massive dump...u think the stitches would rip? OUCH!

 

exactly what i was thinking....dont push too hard kaners...get well soon..

 

likely excuse..

thats what you get for bragging about your new truck anyways

 

Eh maybe so.. but now the games of "Show Me Your Scars" will be an even more perfect segue into gettin' nekkid with her.

 

HAHAHAHA let me get this straight.... your tore you *** hole?

I'm sorry man! but thats the funniest injury I have ever heard of!!

get well soon brotha!!!

 

each time u start laughing the stiches will re open...good luck wif that one...
HAHAAHAHHA..... get well quick

 

"suck ***"
"tear ***" LOL .......pay attention Kev.

sucks mang. good luck on the recovery. i busted my ***** REAL bad skatin' back in the day....doesnt hurt to think about it as much now after this.

sucks you were stuck in the hospital so long. i bet you were just looking for some CLOSURE on the whole day.

 

ohhhhhhhhh....Kane, that seriously sounds like it.....dannnng man. I can't even begin to imagine!!!!!

Get well soon.

 

bwahahaha that sux man but heal up kwik

 

sorry kane but this is got to be the funniest **** i have read on here to date heal up man

 

maybe this would be a good reason to start puttin KY on the front fairing and windshield??? maybe a lil bit of prevention against haven't your ******* ripped open

 

I bet it gonna itch like hell when the hair starts growing back where they put the stitches

 

if his ***** haven't dropped i'm not sure if you can grow hair

 

I was going to make a joke but this one's waaaaaaaaaaay too easy!
Heal up soon!

 

i think alot of the jokes have already been made.....but if you can come up with something new i'd like to hear it