-GoBLIN-

Some guy waswas blowing kisses to my wife and her sister one time in bakersfield. I guess they both pointed at their wedding rings and the guy shrugged and kept doing wheelies. Ended up eating ****.... Wife and sis stop to "help" and as soon as the guy picked the bike up, The Sister in law took the keys and hucked them, and called the guy an *******

thats fucked up, but kinda funny...

JoeR1

^^^Will you believe I still haven't found them keys

br denis

always!

-GoBLIN-

Thats what i was thinkin when i click send, i said to myself "man... someones gonna read that and be or know the guy..."

nyRocketkid

I would have loved to see that. She should have kept the keys and left with them.

-GoBLIN-

best part is they got the idea from me. cause a similar thing happen with a guy ona bike trying to flirt with her, and i was like "i hope that sob stops or eats ****, cause im taking his keys!" but he didnt, and he left.

-GoBLIN-

oh and my wife carries a can of OC spray in her purse when shes not with me, she said she had that **** off safe and ready in case the guy made a move. I told her "**** it, shoulda sprayed his *** anyway" otherwise the guy probally could have did some damage considering theyre both tiny as hell

-GoBLIN-

hmm.... is that why a couple people have avatars with a kid sittin on a yellow honda, and a deer in the background, and it says "OWNED, internet Liar" ...thats kelm? wasnt here back then so dunno

stock05

thats what you get SQUID!!!



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stock05

if your wife took my keys and threw them, that bitch would be lucky to look like my avatar. same goes for you too, if i ever saw someone takes a guys keys and throw them no matter how squidly he is id beat the **** out of him.


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stock05

i have two:
3rd day on my minty 2005 R6 (my first street bike), me and my homie decide to ride out to san jose and cruise for cinco de mayo (for those of you who dont know there's probably around 20,000+ people out on the streets). we meet these two cats and start riding around with them since they know san jose. long story short, we pull up to an intersection packed to the teeth with people and when i put my foot down to stop i step right on an oil slick and fall over on to one of the guys we just met. he was cool about it (no damage to his bike) needless to say everyone was laughing there drunk asses off.

im riding a wheelie down sonoma blvd (very busy main street in vallejo) and pass bud's burger during lunch (which is always packed with people waiting just to get inside). seeing all these spectators i decide to scrape my bar, i did, but i hit the corner first. it spun me and the bike around i did about 5-7 back flips my shoes flew off and my minty shoei rf-1000 no longer had a spoiler. i got back up found my shoes picked up my bike turn the key off and on to prime the injectors fired it up and got out of there asap.


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UNIDENTIFIED

now that IS FUNNY.

-GoBLIN-

hahaha... if you or anyone had touched my wife.... hahaha.... i'd be in the bring, and someone would be dead. I wouldnt even use MY gun, id go to the armory and check out my 16, rco, and 203....

man oh man

Compton82

By the time you got back from the arms room, Im pretty sure he would be gone

-GoBLIN-

no better than when my kickstand fell off at the gas station.... cept i left it and got my god damn soda and m&ms

Street Warrior

sounds like some bullshit they made up to keep you from doing wheelies

showtyme

+1

-GoBLIN-

nah, she doesnt care. Im workin on a ninja for her, she wants me to hurry up so she can join the fun

stock05

good, when she eats ****, take her key and throw it.



-mexican mayhem

stock05

why dont you check out a tank while your at it, ***.


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