renegade dist. party
12-20-2006 | 03:31 PM
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12-20-2006 | 05:21 PM
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Re: renegade dist. party
well i dont know exactly i was pretty wasted at the time in fact somewhere before i got pulled over i pulled over on the highway to throw up out my window cuz everything went spinny at 75 so i yacked i thought i projectiled it enough to make it all the way outta my car but i was obviously to intoxicated to notice the stream down my window and side of car and a little on my floor mat. so now im good to go i feel refreshed but still wasted so i proceed to start driving again.and somewhere along the way there was a speed trap fom 65mph to 55mph and thats where i got pulled over doing 74 the best is when the cop comes to your car and says jesus christ your shitfaced as he looks at all the puke on the outside of my car he runs my **** and proceeds to make me do a field sobriety test and i passed HA!!! all sorts of stuff i had to do and honsetly i was HAMMERED. and i had a phat sack of stinky bud stuffed under my nuts that i was praying didnt fall out of my pants leg. so after all that **** ude looks at me shaking his head cuz i just passed all the tests and he says do you have anyone coles that can come pick you up so in the end drew stone and pretty boy rallied up and came in under 20 min cuz thats all i had till the cop was gonna book me and take me in. so yea it was a sweet night thatks to the cool statie for letting me go with puke clearly on my car and self and verbally slurring ahahahhahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-mike
-mike
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12-21-2006 | 05:19 PM
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From: methuen, ma
ZANNY you f'kn pimp'n the law now 2 ? Im still laughing ! 
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