so alot of you who don't know me read all or some of my ramblings and think , ya right. those of you that do know me think how does all this **** happen to him. i cant answer that but what i can is that on any given day of the week outlandish crazy **** happens to me and if you didn't know me id be so full of **** my eyes would be brown.
so today i am doing laundry....at a laundramat because of court costs i couldn't afford my condo anymore and my shitbox apartment doesn't have a washer and dryer. during those hours i tried to figure out what i am to do when i have to report to jail next month because i beat a man who was 2 times the legal limit drunk and tried to kill me up and now i not only have jail time but fifty g's in bills to pay.
i decide i would enjoy a beer before my incarcaration so stop at the local bar. in the parking ot i am approached rather suddenly by an angry man who says" ok v teck your a litle late whats up *****" i tried to explain he mistook me for someone. obviously he had beer muscles and thanks to me he realized he left his real muscles in his other shirt and left. i raised no hands and only my voice knowing full well the world and pa's legal systems arent' fair.
i go in. well here comes vteck. thinking i am the guy. this russian, croation, or some other kind of immagrant **** comes at me, opens a butterfly knife and raises a scene IN THE BAR. WHAT DO I DO. EVERY PART OF ME WANTED TO END IT BUT WITH MY NEW COURT ORDERED ANGER MANANAGMENT CLASSES COMING UP I KNOW I'D GET ****ED.
anyhow i kept emy cool, left and nothing happened. but here is my point. does **** like this happen to any normal person. why am i a magnet for bullshit. i should have wrecked that **** and would have thought i would get a medal, but then again stopping a drunk driver should have too. dear god did i grow up in the wrong generation.

 

Why does your gender say female??

 

imagine im going to be a prison ***** here soon. not sure buti changed it thanks

i found out this morning the f'r is some polish wacco, guess im glad i didn't get stabbed. but come on its new holland not new york

 

Do you know which prison you're going to? Some aren't quite as bad as others.

 

so why exactly r u goin to jail again??? and what jail you goin to?

 

the life of Kirk.

here's to you buddy....

 

york co. hopefully work release



OK UPDATE AND THE ONE THAT TAKES THE CAKE. WE JUST HAD A PISSED OFF CUSTOMER FLIP OUT SUCKER PUNCH THE OTHER SALESMAN. AFTER GARY PUT THE CUSTOMER DOWN AND I MADE SURE HIS BUDDY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SO THEN GARY LETS HIM.

OK HERES WHERE IT GETS CRAZY THIS CRAZY **** PULLED A GUN AND STARTS WAIVING IT AROUND THEN POINTIN G IT AT GARY. OKAY ANY MACHO HERO BULLSHIT GOES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW. I STOOD BESIDE HIS BUDDY HOPING IT WAS A RELATIVE AND HE WOULDN'T SHOOT THAT WAY. HE DIDN'T SHOOT. LOTS OF COPS. AND THEY DID CATCH THE GUY.


SO THATS A KNIFE AND A GUN ALL IN A WEEK. WHO DOES THIS **** HAPPEN TO OTHER THAN ME??

 

haha holly crap... drama does follow you! where do you work?

 

a car lot in lancaster Cheap Heaps

 

You're a magnet for drama.

 

Wow man crazy stuff!!!

 

goin to prison sucks, 4 months ago i was released from al burrus state prison, doin a 10 month stay